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Forget it. One cannot switch teams unless they never were a loyal fan. You can't bleed orange and green mixed with white and blue so stick with your BYU team since you are not an orphan you just hate your Mommie. So keep your autographed Ty picture and your cougars T-shirt and just go away!
 
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OP we do not audition.
You are either with the Canes or you are outside looking in.
The other suspect is who is on your list of prospects, and when do you decide?....Canes fans just askin'....
We take our Canes seriously, so if you are just sampling.............move on, go kick rocks, and we do not need you for our team....
Seriously....
 
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FootballOrphan said:
Hey Guys,

I was a BYU fan, but am looking for a new team.

I have decided to have some fun with it. I’ve put together a list of teams I like, and I’m going to choose the team using the ubiquitous bracket poll.. Help me decide!

One of the teams I am considering is Miami. Please go to my poll and vote. You can find it at www.FootballOrphan.com.

Help this orphan find a home!

Thanks,
The Football Orphan
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UVA is your only choice. Well maybe Utah.
 
FootballOrphan said:
Hey Guys,

I was a BYU fan, but am looking for a new team.

I have decided to have some fun with it. I’ve put together a list of teams I like, and I’m going to choose the team using the ubiquitous bracket poll.. Help me decide!

One of the teams I am considering is Miami. Please go to my poll and vote. You can find it at www.FootballOrphan.com.

Help this orphan find a home!

Thanks,
The Football Orphan
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Have you looked into Clemp$on? They always seem to be on the lookout for men who appreciate male talent.
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Sorry, bro, but I'm about as level headed as it gets around here, and my initial reaction to seeing your post was to tell you to go **** your own face with a 737-Max. We are not looking for "fans in search of a new team". We aren't looking to be understood, and most of us came by our Miami fandom in much the same way as jihadi's come by their extremism. It's a tribal pride irreversibly intertwined with a perceived (real in our case) marginalization and derision from the outside world. There is a reason that probably the most enduring catch phrase of ours of the past 30-40 years is "It's a Canes Thing, You Wouldn't Understand."

If you want to join, it requires the ultimate commitment and sacrifice of renouncing all worldly possessions and ties that don't fit in with the Canes lifestyle, and there sure as **** isn't any going back. We do not accept applicants via message board.

You seem much more like a Tigger$ fan to me. But should you decide to join, gear up and show up at HRS on 10/5 and 10/11 with a willingness and instant readiness to throw rocks and/or glass bottles at the opposing team's bus, and to throw water or beer bottles on the field when the ref's make a ridiculously bad call, be ready to rock a place so loud that opposing team fans and players cover their ears when we make a big play. Then be ready to go in to Doak, or ND, or wherever we play all decked out in Canes gear and be treated before a single whistle has been blown as if you are the absolute scum of the earth and snap the necks of baby kittens for pure fun. That is what it is like being a Cane fan. Oh, and you never get a holding or false start call go your way, but the refs are happy to make up penalties against your team and steal national championship trophies from your trophy case after they've been engraved, and the world doesn't give a fvck.

Yeah, you'd probably be better off in Clem$on, where they grab junk, pay their players, and take steroids openly, and the world just thinks they're the cats pajamas.

Good luck, and fvck you for asking.
 
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g8rh8rMD said:
Have you looked into Clemp$on? They always seem to be on the lookout for men who appreciate male talent.
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Sorry, bro, but I'm about as level headed as it gets around here, and my initial reaction to seeing your post was to tell you to go **** your own face with a 737-Max. We are not looking for "fans in search of a new team". We aren't looking to be understood, and most of us came by our Miami fandom in much the same way as jihadi's come by their extremism. It's a tribal pride irreversibly intertwined with a perceived (real in our case) marginalization and derision from the outside world. There is a reason that probably the most enduring catch phrase of ours of the past 30-40 years is "It's a Canes Thing, You Wouldn't Understand."

If you want to join, it requires the ultimate commitment and sacrifice of renouncing all worldly possessions and ties that don't fit in with the Canes lifestyle, and there sure as **** isn't any going back. We do not accept applicants via message board.

You seem much more like a Tigger$ fan to me. But should you decide to join, gear up and show up at HRS on 10/5 and 11/11 with a willingness and instant readiness to throw rocks and/or glass bottles at the opposing team's bus, and to throw water or beer bottles on the field when the ref's make a ridiculously bad call, be ready to rock a place so loud that opposing team fans and players cover their ears when we make a big play. Then be ready to go in to Doak, or ND, or wherever we play all decked out in Canes gear and be treated before a single whistle has been blown as if you are the absolute scum of the earth and snap the necks of baby kittens for pure fun. That is what it is like being a Cane fan. Oh, and you never get a holding or false start call go your way, but the refs are happy to make up penalties against your team and steal national championship trophies from your trophy case after they've been engraved, and the world doesn't give a fvck.

Yeah, you'd probably be better off in Clem$on, where they grab junk, pay their players, and take steroids openly, and the world just thinks they're the cats pajamas.

Good luck, and fvck you for asking.
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