Help Me Find A New Football Team To Support

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Hey Guys,

I was a BYU fan, but am looking for a new team.

I have decided to have some fun with it. I’ve put together a list of teams I like, and I’m going to choose the team using the ubiquitous bracket poll.. Help me decide!

One of the teams I am considering is Miami. Please go to my poll and vote. You can find it at www.FootballOrphan.com.

Help this orphan find a home!

Thanks,
The Football Orphan


Slippery Rock. You can't go wrong.
 
OP is the reason “it’s a canes thing and you wouldn’t undertsamd”
Start with this.

Then go to the 2 30 for 30 on us.
The only other team to have one was Norte dame.
And it’s mostly about a t-shirt
Ohio state has one about a running back that was driving around with an ak high as fck.
Go lol at the NFL hall of fame.
Go look at the draft from 99-2003.
And as a matter fact keep
Looking at the nfl draft and nfl rosters.
Also go ask when was the last time the ncaa spent 3 years trying to end a program.
And when they couldn’t they turned to paying dudes for information and got caught and had to throw the book at a used washer, a suit and a dinner at Benihana.
US against the world mfer despite every school buying the kids down here.
Us against the world as THUG U despite having a bunch of schools with players Beating and raping women and going after dudes with a frying pan and chocking tutors.
Us against the world despite legitimately having 2 national championships stolen by referees and one a computer that sent a team we beat to the final game.
And a fck you on your way out this *****.

Frame this and get it on the wall!
 
Hey Guys,

I was a BYU fan, but am looking for a new team.

I have decided to have some fun with it. I’ve put together a list of teams I like, and I’m going to choose the team using the ubiquitous bracket poll.. Help me decide!

One of the teams I am considering is Miami. Please go to my poll and vote. You can find it at www.FootballOrphan.com.

Help this orphan find a home!

Thanks,
The Football Orphan
Let me make this simple for you, we don't want you as a recruit or fan regardless of who you really are.
 
Ran into one in Cozumel while on vacation with my family this summer. My son saw a guy in a Miami shirt at a gift shop and said, “Dad, the U!” The guy (looked like a grandfather) smiled and did the U sign.
Same here...my 6 year old throws the U up whenever we meet a fan.

He likes the do it people wearing gaytor and fsu crap too. It's awesome
 
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What kind of social / viral experiment are you trying to pull here Jeff?
If this is true, its utterly ridiculous.

Just having a bit of fun. Although, it has been interesting to get into the forum of each of the schools and see their different take on things. I guess you could say it's been an unintended social experiment. Interesting nonetheless. However, my first priority is to get a new team.
 
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I'm really confused as to why you want a bunch of strangers to find you a new team on a website that you created. Not hating, but very confused
 
Just having a bit of fun. Although, it has been interesting to get into the forum of each of the schools and see their different take on things. I guess you could say it's been an unintended social experiment. Interesting nonetheless. However, my first priority is to get a new team.
No offense but we already have enough bandwagon fans who cry, whine and jump ship when times are tough.
 
This **** reminds me of reddit where people inexplicably follow two P5 teams and even more inexplicable are the amount of people who are fans of rival teams. ***gotry at its finest.

In OP's case, abandoning your team and shopping for a new one is another example of peak ***gotry.
 
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