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FootballOrphan said:
Hey Guys,

I was a BYU fan, but am looking for a new team.

I have decided to have some fun with it. I’ve put together a list of teams I like, and I’m going to choose the team using the ubiquitous bracket poll.. Help me decide!

One of the teams I am considering is Miami. Please go to my poll and vote. You can find it at www.FootballOrphan.com.

Help this orphan find a home!

Thanks,
The Football Orphan
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How do we know you won't ditch us for the next floozy team that comes along?
 
FootballOrphan said:
Hey Guys,

I was a BYU fan, but am looking for a new team.

I have decided to have some fun with it. I’ve put together a list of teams I like, and I’m going to choose the team using the ubiquitous bracket poll.. Help me decide!

One of the teams I am considering is Miami. Please go to my poll and vote. You can find it at www.FootballOrphan.com.

Help this orphan find a home!

Thanks,
The Football Orphan
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Do you like being disapointed? Well, you came to the right place! Here we threaten to fire every head coach at the first sign he will not win us a 6th National Title. We act like that is a badge of honor, when in reality it dissuades most coaches from taking the job. We also pay less for facilities, salaries and have no on campus stadium. Our student base is small and our loyal fans who show up to every game are smaller. We compete for recruits against schools with rabid fans who pay recruits under the table and do NOT give the receipts to Yahoo! sports.
 
FootballOrphan said:
Hey Guys,

I was a BYU fan, but am looking for a new team.

I have decided to have some fun with it. I’ve put together a list of teams I like, and I’m going to choose the team using the ubiquitous bracket poll.. Help me decide!

One of the teams I am considering is Miami. Please go to my poll and vote. You can find it at www.FootballOrphan.com.

Help this orphan find a home!

Thanks,
The Football Orphan
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Florida State is looking for new fans. Bask in their delusions.
 
Being a Cane is like being in a cult. This particular board is like Jonestown. If Gogeta or Liberty City El told us all to drink the cool aid we all would. Every other fan base in the United States hates us with the fire of 1,000 suns. I live in Boston, went to a rival school and will never ever not be a Cane. If you are into the cult thing, relish the idea of being a pariah and want to be apart of the best friggin’ football fraternity on earth... hop on board.

If not, have fun with the beautiful people, we will be fine without you and JAMES JACKSONS BROTHER will knock you out.
 
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Macca21 said:
Being a Cane is like being in a cult. This particular board is like Jonestown. If Gogeta or Liberty City El told us all to drink the cool aid we all would. Every other fan base in the United States hates us with the fire of 1,000 suns. I live in Boston, went to a rival school and will never ever not be a Cane. If you are into the cult thing, relish the idea of being a pariah and want to be apart of the best friggin’ football fraternity on earth... hop on board.

If not, have fun with the beautiful people, we will be fine without you and JAMES JACKSONS BROTHER will knock you out.
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Nothing better than walking around places far from south Florida with canes gear on and running into other canes fans.

I don't think many other fan bases are as outgoing in public as ours is.
 
FootballOrphan said:
Hey Guys,

I was a BYU fan, but am looking for a new team.

I have decided to have some fun with it. I’ve put together a list of teams I like, and I’m going to choose the team using the ubiquitous bracket poll.. Help me decide!

One of the teams I am considering is Miami. Please go to my poll and vote. You can find it at www.FootballOrphan.com.

Help this orphan find a home!

Thanks,
The Football Orphan
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Mark D'onofrio we know your unemployed but yet again this is a bad play call.
 
What kind of social / viral experiment are you trying to pull here Jeff?
If this is true, its utterly ridiculous.
 
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In your world you must be the center of attention. Here no one gives a ****. No one even cares. So go vote on your own poll.
 
The age of the beta male is finally upon us. These bad posture having, video game playing, weak wristed, offended when you call them a pronoun sisses have officially ruined what it is to be a man. I didn’t get my balls blown off by a Saudi jihadist so you can ***** foot through life needing validation from a bunch of strangers to pick a football team. Go cheer for your powder puff girls high school team where all your boyfriends play or another team that’s full of pansies, the Florida Gators!!!!
 
cocanes said:
Go see the one with some idiot floating the idea of dropping Hurricanes from our teams name. Jeez
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Dear Lord...it was speculation if someday we would be forced to change it because of sensitivity concerns. I’ve posted a few hundred times here - a lot of it updating everyone on roster composition (we’re at 75 right now btw) - and hardly ever got a dislike.

There’s a difference between speculating if that could someday happen and calling for it to actually happen.
 
mikensherri924 said:
Nothing better than walking around places far from south Florida with canes gear on and running into other canes fans.

I don't think many other fan bases are as outgoing in public as ours is.
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Ran into one in Cozumel while on vacation with my family this summer. My son saw a guy in a Miami shirt at a gift shop and said, “Dad, the U!” The guy (looked like a grandfather) smiled and did the U sign.
 
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