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Official Greatest Long Snapper In Miami Hurricane Football History.

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there have been many noteworthy long snappers in the history of our fine football program, but in my honest opinion, and after consultation with some of the old guard on this pedestrian forum, i have concluded that, bar none,

Chris Harvey

is the best long snapper Miami football has ever had. for numerous reasons.

first, his mother lola harvey was a total unit in her early days, see below

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second, his first year on the team, he won the Albert Bentley Award for the team’s Most Valuable Walk-On. If anyone remembers Albert Bentley, then you know that award has meaning for we non-scholarship players.

third, in 2002, he had 125 long snaps on field goals, conversions and punt without a glitch. that's not easy

let's see who you got
 
rsa coral gables said:
there have been many noteworthy long snappers in the history of our fine football program, but in my honest opinion, and after consultation with some of the old guard on this pedestrian forum, i have concluded that, bar none,

Chris Harvey

is the best long snapper Miami football has ever had. for numerous reasons.

first, his mother lola harvey was a total unit in her early days, see below

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second, his first year on the team, he won the Albert Bentley Award for the team’s Most Valuable Walk-On. If anyone remembers Albert Bentley, then you know that award has meaning for we non-scholarship players.

third, in 2002, he had 125 long snaps on field goals, conversions and punt without a glitch. that's not easy

let's see who you got
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In no particular order.....

Nina Hartley
Tori Wells
Ginger Lynn
Mia Khalifa
Abella Danger
Bambi Woods
Jenna Jameson

All have excellent snappers
 
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TheOriginalCane said:
How dare you include SemenHole Mia Khalifa on that list.

And we all know that the best long snapper belongs to UM student Abella Danger.
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I'll go edit the list now.



And don't think for a second that you referrnig to Mia as a "SemenHole" went over my head, double entendre be danmed. That is A+ work on your end.
 
rsa coral gables said:
what is going on here? This IS NOT the West End Zone.

this is a serious thread people. get the **** with it.

everything i wrote about Chris Harvey is 100% accurate.

it's a shame the jits on here don't remember him.

Chris Harvey

miamihurricanes.com miamihurricanes.com
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Oh, I remember...

I'm still partial to my classmate, George Michael...

...and Willis Peguese, in spite of the 2 safeties against The Gator in 1987...

I still remember the days when JJ used to test EVERY PLAYER for long-snapping abilities, by having them throw the ball with two hands, overhand.
 
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BeachCanes said:
1. Gianna Michaels
2. Sara Jay
3. Pinky

Talent Gap

4. Cherokee D
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After some "research" (aka, googling), I see that you're into them thicc girls. Agree on the talent gap (so to speak), but how do you ignore the large amount of stretch marks? Asking for a friend of course.

Honest admission - I feel a little ashamed that I had to google the first two. Gianna and Sara appear to have a lot of miles on them.....and I'm older than both of them.
 
rsa coral gables said:
what is going on here? This IS NOT the West End Zone.

this is a serious thread people. get the **** with it.

everything i wrote about Chris Harvey is 100% accurate.

it's a shame the jits on here don't remember him.

Chris Harvey

miamihurricanes.com miamihurricanes.com
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T-Mack didn't long snap. If he did I would've mentioned him.

Also, I would apologize for derailing your thread, but it wouldn't be sincere. 😘
 
BeachCanes said:
1. Gianna Michaels
2. Sara Jay
3. Pinky

Talent Gap

4. Cherokee D
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Was in Jersey for a friends fitness event. Check in to the hotel and they were like “are you here for the event?”

I’m like uhh…yeah? It was a small thing but I was like oh guess my buddy is doing well

She directs me to a different room. I get greeted by this 4ft tall chick with a 9ft *** asking me about checking in and what panel I’m on etc

Yeah turns out Jersey has a huge **** convention and it was Pinky that was chatting me up

I was like uhh….wrong event
 
rsa coral gables said:
there have been many noteworthy long snappers in the history of our fine football program, but in my honest opinion, and after consultation with some of the old guard on this pedestrian forum, i have concluded that, bar none,

Chris Harvey

is the best long snapper Miami football has ever had. for numerous reasons.

first, his mother lola harvey was a total unit in her early days, see below

View attachment 367305

second, his first year on the team, he won the Albert Bentley Award for the team’s Most Valuable Walk-On. If anyone remembers Albert Bentley, then you know that award has meaning for we non-scholarship players.

third, in 2002, he had 125 long snaps on field goals, conversions and punt without a glitch. that's not easy

let's see who you got
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I stopped scrolling after the pic...
 
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