Lol
You're entitled to your opinion, as I am to mine.
But I'm guessing you're an older fan. And you haven't quite accepted that the Miami you know and love is not the Miami most rational folks see today. The program is viewed as a "has been". And you thinking any top flight coach will jump at this job if we just pay them market is a fallacy.
About the only candidate you and I agree on is Lane Kiffin. But I've listened to enough college sports radio over the last month to start buying the theory that he's just a great OC, who's like the cool Uncle in the family. He's great when there is an authority figure around to control things, but if he has to be the authority, there will be issues. But maybe he's matured some over the past few seasons ... Age and humility can aid in that process.
I've got a legit question for you:
Were you one of the guys laughing at Florida for hiring the guy who coached at Utah and Bowling Green, thinking how quickly the "up and comer" from the Mountain West was gonna fail?
Or would you have wondered why Miami would hire some random guy from TCU to coach their team after firing Coker?
I get the aversion to hiring "up and comers", but if guys have proven they can win quality road games, win bowl games, and win their conference, they're already ahead of what Al Golden has done at Temple and Miami.
Odds are, we're getting an up and comer. Or, we're getting Kiffin.
If not an HC or OC from a Power 5 program, we should get 1 of the following:
Bryan Harsin (Boise State)
Positive - Already on his 2nd HC job. Was OC at Texas. Runs pro-style offense.
Negative - Admittedly, a tough hire ... He's a Boise native.
Matt Wells (Utah State)
Positive - Has done well continuing what Gary Andersen built. Is 2-0 in bowl games ... Has quality road wins. Experience working with QBs.
Negative - Again, a tough pull. He's a graduate of Utah State. And if he actually happens to be a Mormon, there's no chance he'd take the Miami job.
Justin Fuente (Memphis)
Positive - If he improves on what he did last year, he may be the hottest name in the country. Experience at TCU (administration/location) would be similar to Miami.
Negative - I'm not sure if he's an "innovator". Expectations at TCU and Memphis are not the same as expectations at Miami.
Chad Morris (SMU)
Positive - Already has ties to the ACC from his Clemson OC days. He's taking over a team that was 1-11 last year.
Negative - Does he just prefer being back in Texas? Competing for in-state talent with Texas, TAMU, Baylor, and TCU in the AAC doesn't seem like it would be much fun ...
Tom Hermann (Houston)
Positive - Recent National Title experience with OSU as their OC. Can coach any style offense. Also competing with Texas, TAMU, Baylor, and TCU for in-state talent.
Negative - Houston just opened a new football stadium, and has a renewed commitment to their athletics program.
This is a great list.... IF YOU'RE FIU.
This is Miami, aim a little higher.