Golden/Cristobal or the field? Who will be our coach in '16

Who will be the head coach at Miami in 2016?


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Mark stoops 7-17 yeah ok lol...

Yep, if you watched them play you'd feel the same way too. He actually plays teams with far better talent and plays them pretty **** well.Unlike your boyfriend al, who does the opposite .

By year four he'll have Uk winning 8-9 games a year , which is their ceiling .

Absolutely hilarious that you truly believe Kentucky wins up to 9 games in his 4th year. Stay off the sh*ts bro lmao
 
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I'm hoping Butch Davis, not sure the powers that be are smart enough to do it tho.
I'm going with...... Chud

He has been away from the college to game to long as far as recruiting goes. Most of the coaches that leap to the NFL hate recruiting to begin with especially when they see how much more demanding it is as far being that vs a NFL coach. Give me Ed orgeron, Mario Cristobal or lane liffin if golden doesn't get it done. Recruits absolutely love them especially oregeron and would have the defense playing like Miami did back in the day
Dead at your list of coaches. You named three coaches that have absolutely mediocre records as head coaches.

Lane Kiffin? The guy that got fired midway through the season and kicked off the bus who was such a cancer that his team ended up winning the rest of their games I believe cause he was finally gone.

Mario Cristobal? The guy who had the most talented team in his conference and racked up a whopping 27-47 win/loss record and a final season record of 3 wins and 9 losses.

Ed Orgeron? At Ole Miss his win loss record was an outstanding 10-25. Sure he won 6 games with the Trojans but you really think he can run a football program. That program that he won 6 games with didn't want to retain him as head coach yet somehow you think he'd be a great fit at Miami.

Either you are really young and dumb or you're football IQ is on DBC levels. Get it together Brock

You didn't notice that hidden little gem in his porst? Should have clued you into how the special little guy thinks.
 
I'm hoping Butch Davis, not sure the powers that be are smart enough to do it tho.
I'm going with...... Chud

He has been away from the college to game to long as far as recruiting goes. Most of the coaches that leap to the NFL hate recruiting to begin with especially when they see how much more demanding it is as far being that vs a NFL coach. Give me Ed orgeron, Mario Cristobal or lane liffin if golden doesn't get it done. Recruits absolutely love them especially oregeron and would have the defense playing like Miami did back in the day
Dead at your list of coaches. You named three coaches that have absolutely mediocre records as head coaches.

Lane Kiffin? The guy that got fired midway through the season and kicked off the bus who was such a cancer that his team ended up winning the rest of their games I believe cause he was finally gone.

Mario Cristobal? The guy who had the most talented team in his conference and racked up a whopping 27-47 win/loss record and a final season record of 3 wins and 9 losses.

Ed Orgeron? At Ole Miss his win loss record was an outstanding 10-25. Sure he won 6 games with the Trojans but you really think he can run a football program. That program that he won 6 games with didn't want to retain him as head coach yet somehow you think he'd be a great fit at Miami.

Either you are really young and dumb or you're football IQ is on DBC levels. Get it together Brock

You didn't notice that hidden little gem in his porst? Should have clued you into how the special little guy thinks.

Well **** lol, I don't know what else I can say at this point smh
 
Mark Stoops will be the next head coach of the Miami Hurricanes.

Not inside info just my opinion.

Stoops is an interesting name. Curious to see how Kentucky does in his third year there.
I think his time at Miami makes him attractive to the powers that be and he now has head coaching experience and seems to be well regarded in terms of how he's managing that Kentucky program. Will definitely be interesting to see if he can do well this season. If he does I would be good with that hire if it were made.

Stoops intrigues me. His attitude and style of play fits Mia.

That 7-17 intrigues you too huh lol
Well you've just proven your stupidity. Good to see you're not young and dumb but an actual functional ******. We all said it was contingent on how his 3rd season goes. And he's at a historically bottom dweller of a program in the SEC. You really are dumb as ****.

stick to sucking Golden's ****. It's your one talent in life and I'm sure golden thinks you're very good at it.
 
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I'm hoping Butch Davis, not sure the powers that be are smart enough to do it tho.
I'm going with...... Chud

He has been away from the college to game to long as far as recruiting goes. Most of the coaches that leap to the NFL hate recruiting to begin with especially when they see how much more demanding it is as far being that vs a NFL coach. Give me Ed orgeron, Mario Cristobal or lane liffin if golden doesn't get it done. Recruits absolutely love them especially oregeron and would have the defense playing like Miami did back in the day
Dead at your list of coaches. You named three coaches that have absolutely mediocre records as head coaches.

Lane Kiffin? The guy that got fired midway through the season and kicked off the bus who was such a cancer that his team ended up winning the rest of their games I believe cause he was finally gone.

Mario Cristobal? The guy who had the most talented team in his conference and racked up a whopping 27-47 win/loss record and a final season record of 3 wins and 9 losses.

Ed Orgeron? At Ole Miss his win loss record was an outstanding 10-25. Sure he won 6 games with the Trojans but you really think he can run a football program. That program that he won 6 games with didn't want to retain him as head coach yet somehow you think he'd be a great fit at Miami.

Either you are really young and dumb or you're football IQ is on DBC levels. Get it together Brock

You didn't notice that hidden little gem in his porst? Should have clued you into how the special little guy thinks.

Well **** lol, I don't know what else I can say at this point smh

Then just put down the shovel. Bringing up Ed Orgeron will be forgiven, just chalk it up to being 15 or whatever and walk away.
 
Stoops is an interesting name. Curious to see how Kentucky does in his third year there.
I think his time at Miami makes him attractive to the powers that be and he now has head coaching experience and seems to be well regarded in terms of how he's managing that Kentucky program. Will definitely be interesting to see if he can do well this season. If he does I would be good with that hire if it were made.

Stoops intrigues me. His attitude and style of play fits Mia.

That 7-17 intrigues you too huh lol
Well you've just proven your stupidity. Good to see you're not young and dumb but an actual functional ******. We all said it was contingent on how his 3rd season goes. And he's at a historically bottom dweller of a program in the SEC. You really are dumb as ****.

stick to sucking Golden's ****. It's your one talent in life and I'm sure golden thinks you're very good at it.
You taking this far to serious man. Now you talking crazy bra, chill out with that sh*t. Obviously mark stoops has coaching ties to Miami but so does Ed orgeron. i only said coach Ed because he recruits extremely well and is arguably the best DLINE coach/ recruiter in the country. High profile dtackles and dends want to play for him.... And to be real with you we have been missing that. He will harvest talent at that spot for years to come. You would never hear of Miami having a shortage of talented dtackles at Miami if he was here. And plus when he was the interim coach at USC he did an outstanding job. So it's not as bad as some of you are making it seem. And no you can't just say oh he went 10-25 in the sec bro at ole miss, what the **** is the difference with mark stoops who is 7-17 in the sec east who have not been as tough as years past... Bringing straight facts but yet you all act like anything I say on here is stupid. This is ridiculous
 
I think his time at Miami makes him attractive to the powers that be and he now has head coaching experience and seems to be well regarded in terms of how he's managing that Kentucky program. Will definitely be interesting to see if he can do well this season. If he does I would be good with that hire if it were made.

Stoops intrigues me. His attitude and style of play fits Mia.

That 7-17 intrigues you too huh lol
Well you've just proven your stupidity. Good to see you're not young and dumb but an actual functional ******. We all said it was contingent on how his 3rd season goes. And he's at a historically bottom dweller of a program in the SEC. You really are dumb as ****.

stick to sucking Golden's ****. It's your one talent in life and I'm sure golden thinks you're very good at it.
You taking this far to serious man. Now you talking crazy bra, chill out with that sh*t. Obviously mark stoops has coaching ties to Miami but so does Ed orgeron. i only said coach Ed because he recruits extremely well and is arguably the best DLINE coach/ recruiter in the country. High profile dtackles and dends want to play for him.... And to be real with you we have been missing that. He will harvest talent at that spot for years to come. You would never hear of Miami having a shortage of talented dtackles at Miami if he was here. And plus when he was the interim coach at USC he did an outstanding job. So it's not as bad as some of you are making it seem. And no you can't just say oh he went 10-25 in the sec bro at ole miss, what the **** is the difference with mark stoops who is 7-17 in the sec east who have not been as tough as years past... Bringing straight facts but yet you all act like anything I say on here is stupid. This is ridiculous
Orgeron had 3 years at ole miss. Stoops has had two hence why everyone said stoops WOULD be intriguing if he did well in his THIRD year. If he ***** the bed then he is no longer someone we should consider.

I can't make it any more simple for you. He's not even my first choice but again IF he does well then I would hope the school talks to him to gauge interest if golden is fired.
 
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UH, what has Cristobal ever done? That would be like hiring someone from Temple again.
 
I am a old man, but I still have a better chance to t1tty**** Emily Ratajkowski than Al does winning 10 games this year. Al insist on winning proven failed methods to win. I on the other hand believe in doing what it takes and would not even require her to be conscious at the time.
 
I predicted the first one because the administration and BOT is THAT stupid. IF they do fire Al, our new boy will hire Mario. Mexicans admire Cubans as fellow communists and also they love how Castro played US forever. I am assuming Mario speaks Spanish.
 
I am a old man, but I still have a better chance to t1tty**** Emily Ratajkowski than Al does winning 10 games this year. Al insist on winning proven failed methods to win. I on the other hand believe in doing what it takes and would not even require her to be conscious at the time.

OMG just looked her up and would impregnate her on the spot. No questions asked.
 
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Mark stoops 7-17 yeah ok lol...

Like everyone who said he's intriguing in this thread pointed out, it's entirely contingent on how Kentucky does this season. Stoops inherited a 2-10 team in the SEC a couple years ago. If he gets them to 8 wins in the SEC within three years at a program that hasn't won more than 8 games in 30 years, then he absolutely becomes a potentially intriguing candidate. There's a world of difference between Stoops potentially winning 8 games in Year 3 at Kentucky and Golden possibly winning 8 in Year 5 at Miami.

If they fall flat on their face and fail to make a big jump, then forget him. Simple.

Made huge improvements last year for sure especially early on. Kentucky is a bad job for anyone to take it's so hard to win there its basically a grave yard for head coaches. It's like Vanderbilt honestly. James Franklin got lucky while he was there because the sec east was down in the years he had his most talented teams. We'll see what Stoops does this year with the east back on the rise and his most talented team.

He also recruits very well especially at Kentucky, imagine what he could do at Miami where it would be more appealing to recruits especially if we were winning. He seems to land a big time DT every year.

If I'm not mistaken they have a DT that is a senior or maybe junior that is widely considered a 1st round pick after this year, then Matt Elam who is about to be a sophomore at 380 lbs or whatever. Chose UK over Alabama, UT, LSU, Georgia, etc. He will be a high round pick too.
 
Lane "liffin" would be awful. So would Wario and Oregon. No thanks to any of them. Wario is another golden.
 
I'm not interested in guys who get Kentucky to 8 wins. Rich Brooks, who was a sub .500 HC at Oregon, won 8 games there twice and 7 twice. Even Guy Morris, who couldn't win more than 3 games a year at Baylor, won 7 at Kentucky.

Stoops would have to do something extraordinary in order to perk my attention, and 8 wins at Kentucky isn't anything great.
 
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