Gattis, alum and former players say he weird

[WestGA'Cane]

His wife shakes hands with her mouth. I’ll take him.

I'll second this notion.

*well done gentlemen..thoroughly enjoying this thread!

 

[KingB02]

I heard Adrian Peterson has the strongest handshake in mankind lol, but this poster been here 8 years only posted 15 times how

What’s wrong with that?! I mean, everyone doesn’t have to blow hot air in here. There’s some porsters we all wish would just lurk lol

 

[423Hurricane]

I always just unzip and let it hang out a bit when I meet other alphas. They obviously have to look down at some point & once they’ve told me “sir your ***** fell out of your shorts”, I know I got them. Chess

When I’m standing in a urinal and there’s guy next to me in the other, I like to say “Man, that waters cold!”

 

[Felonious Monk]

You can’t just walk in to the police precinct and say you just murdered someone, then walk out.

Always the after midnight crowd

How about I hand you a citation for that bad joke.

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Oh, come on, bad jokes and a discussion about firm handshakes go hand in hand.

 

[JD08]

When I’m standing in a urinal and there’s guy next to me in the other, I like to say “Man, that waters cold!”

And deep!

 

[panthercane]

This is a 100% on Mario, he had a hand in this.

 

[Heart of The Playmaker]

Our team would be wiped out by mononucleosis.

 

[BS85]

When I’m standing in a urinal and there’s guy next to me in the other, I like to say “Man, that waters cold!”

Say this when using the kid urinal and nobody will ever **** with you

 

[WaterburyCane]

Oh, come on, bad jokes and a discussion about firm handshakes go hand in hand.

I have a feeling you’re the type of chap that likes to be handcuffed.

You’ll get plenty of lovin where you are going.

 

[RVACane]

When I’m standing in a urinal and there’s guy next to me in the other, I like to say “Man, that waters cold!”

@WaterburyCane

 

[RVACane]

And deep!

Him too

 

[SFbayCane]

ATTENTION ON DECK!!!


Waterboard Cane has entered the room.

 

[Felonious Monk]

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I have a feeling you’re the type of chap that likes to be handcuffed.

You’ll get plenty of lovin where you are going.

I'm what they call a repeat offender. I've offended before and I'll offend again.

 

[WaterburyCane]

When I’m standing in a urinal and there’s guy next to me in the other, I like to say “Man, that waters cold!”

And deep!

Both of you are being written up on 3 counts

1. Bad joke
2. Breaking man code in the urinal. Unless its a buddy, eyes straight and head tilted up for added assurance
3. Y'all a bunch of pinocchio's when talking about your peckers

@RVACane

 

[WaterburyCane]

Adam gasse is a neighbor of mine and he is weirder than anyone you will ever meet and has been a head coach in two locations.

I dont doubt this 1 bit. That dude gives me the creeps. I cant believe the Jets were dumb enough to hire him after what he did in Miami

 

[TRick72]

We have eleven games from this season and more body of work from last season's Michigan offense. That's plenty of material to consider in judging Gattis' competence as a coordinator that we don't really need OP ****ting on him with this fan-fiction.


Speaking of "****ting" BigJStef, any relation to "Steff" the scat-eating **** actress? No judgment here if that is your thing--just want to know who I'm dealing with.

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Had to google what “scat eating” means and let me just say that **** is nasty

 

[ben]

This is true but it’s Gattis so I’m going with weirdo stuff for $500

OP, can you define “super hard” for me?

Thanks.

 

[JD08]

Had to google what “scat eating” means and let me just say that **** is nasty

A better question is how he knows who she is.

 

[TRick72]

A better question is how he knows who she is.

He must be a hopeless romantic who’s into love stories like “2 girls and a cup”

 

[JD08]

He must be a hopeless romantic who’s into love stories like “2 girls and a cup”