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[Ajcane8]

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Every time the gator gets a percentage point ahead of us, Mario has a bomb drop 11 minutes later. It’s glorious.

 

[3rd-43]

Every time the gator gets a percentage point ahead of us, Mario has a bomb drop 11 minutes later. It’s glorious.

I still think UF gets a rating boost from these sites because of their subscriber numbers, we are much further ahead than it appears.

 

[Ajcane8]

I still think UF gets a rating boost from these sites because of their subscriber numbers, we are much further ahead than it appears.

I don't even really care about the rankings - I mostly appreciate the pettiness that the head man has for the gator. He's one of us.

 

[caneingville]

I don't even really care about the rankings - I mostly appreciate the pettiness that the head man has for the gator. He's one of us.

I am beginning to think he's timing the drops just to mess with them. It's too good.

 

[Ajcane8]

I am beginning to think he's timing the drops just to mess with them. It's too good.

Andrew Beard commits 5/8 ->5* Donte Wright flip announced 5/9
Elias Pearl 5/19 -> Randle and Williams 2for1 special 5/21
Ja'blos Smith (177 overall, LB) 5/29 -> Noah Glover (146, LB) 5/31
Zahmar Tookes 6/3 puts them ahead by a ballhair -> 5* Jaiden Bryant flip announced 3.5 hours later

At this point, it's not a coincidence

 

[caneingville]

Andrew Beard commits 5/8 ->5* Donte Wright flip announced 5/9
Elias Pearl 5/19 -> Randle and Williams 2for1 special 5/21
Ja'blos Smith (177 overall, LB) 5/29 -> Noah Glover (146, LB) 5/31
Zahmar Tookes 6/3 puts them ahead by a ballhair -> 5* Jaiden Bryant flip announced 3.5 hours later

At this point, it's not a coincidence

Cue the "THAT'S MY COACH" meme.

 

[joseermonfils]

Bruh these idiots are really saying Eric singleton is better than Mali…this is why we hate the gator fans

 

[caneingville]

Bruh these idiots are really saying Eric singleton is better than Mali…this is why we hate the gator fans

The kid who has 13 TDs over three seasons?

 

[BALLHAWKU]

If they out rank us at the end it will because of numbers . They prob take 5 to 10 more than us

 

[RVACane]

Bruh these idiots are really saying Eric singleton is better than Mali…this is why we hate the gator fans

This goes with “Murder Mertz is better than Cam Ward”.

 

[caneingville]

If they out rank us at the end it will because of numbers . They prob take 5 to 10 more than us

Their average will still be lower though.

But they probably don’t even know how an average is calculated, so I’m giving them too much credit.

 

[TheUBack]

This goes with “Murder Mertz is better than Cam Ward”.

Brought to you by the same morons who think we settled on taking Abrams over Davidson. Despite Abrams committing first, being much more highly ranked, and dominating Elite 11. There is no talking sense to them, so enjoy their suckage

 

[LokiCane]

Their average will still be lower though.

But they probably don’t even know how an average is calculated, so I’m giving them too much credit.

 

[JG13]

I am beginning to think he's timing the drops just to mess with them. It's too good.

 

[Peruche]

If they out rank us at the end it will because of numbers . They prob take 5 to 10 more than us

Trust me, as UF’s season plays out, there will be some highly ranked kids that “Flip” out of their class.

Signed,

Peruche

 

[juandi9120]

Let them get excited. It will make the tears even better later on

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

We’ve seen this script. Just a couple of years ago.

I remember how these backward dumbasses were shooting their load over sling blade’s midsummer recruiting “bonanza”, ****, I think they were even contending for the number one class a couple of seasons ago in July or August. Then what happened?

Remember, the support and booster personnel are pretty much the same today as they were a couple of years ago. Boosters, i.e. bull gators, financially drive recruiting at Florida. This is what they’re doing now. Let’s see where we are come January 2027.

I predict pain and disappointment for them.

 

[caneingville]

Look what I just got in my email. Now, I love football, and I love shopping. I own more makeup and more shoes than any one woman needs. I even did custom UM nails for the natty.

But this feels a little...silly? Patronizing? Not sure. I don't mind it as a fundraising event and meet-and-greet. But they could do an event for everyone that included film study (that wasn't dumbed down for women), and still have shopping and other elements that women enjoy, as well as other elements that men would enjoy too.

Or maybe I'm just overreacting. Entirely possible.

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Calling All Ladies of Gator Nation! ​

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By popular demand, the Ladies Clinic is officially returning on Friday, July 24, and we invite you to join us for an unforgettable evening with Florida Gators Football. Event Details​ Date: Friday, July 24, 2026 Location: Heavener Football Training Center Doors Open: 4:30 PM Event: 5:00 PM – 9:00 PM The 2026 Ladies Clinic will feature an exclusive, behind the scenes look at the program as the Gators embark on a new era under first-year head coach Jon Sumrall. Whether you’re a lifelong football fan or simply looking for a unique night out with friends, the Ladies Clinic is the perfect opportunity to connect with the program and fellow fans in an engaging setting! Throughout the evening, you’ll have the opportunity to: Gain behind-the-scenes insight into the Florida Gators Football program Learn the game from Florida’s coaching staff through film study sessions Participate in interactive on-field drills and activities Shop with local vendors Capture memorable photos throughout the evening Bid on one-of-a-kind experiences and memorabilia available only at the event Open to women ages 18 and older, this event is the perfect blend of football, fun, and Gator camaraderie. Reserve Your Spot Today​ Tickets are on sale now, and availability is limited. Don’t miss your opportunity to be part of one of the most anticipated events of the summer! Purchase Your Tickets HERE Attendees are encouraged to wear comfortable attire and footwear to fully enjoy the interactive on-field portion of the event. Grab your friends and join us on July 24! We look forward to seeing you there. Plan Your Stay​ Need a place to stay? We’ve got you covered. Our hotel partner, Hotel Eleo, is offering attendees an exclusive discounted rate for the night of July 24. Book your room HERE.

 

[Trav]

Look what I just got in my email. Now, I love football, and I love shopping. I own more makeup and more shoes than any one woman needs. I even did custom UM nails for the natty.

But this feels a little...silly? Patronizing? Not sure. I don't mind it as a fundraising event and meet-and-greet. But they could do an event for everyone that included film study (that wasn't dumbed down for women), and still have shopping and other elements that women enjoy, as well as other elements that men would enjoy too.

Or maybe I'm just overreacting. Entirely possible.

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Calling All Ladies of Gator Nation! ​

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By popular demand, the Ladies Clinic is officially returning on Friday, July 24, and we invite you to join us for an unforgettable evening with Florida Gators Football. Event Details​ Date: Friday, July 24, 2026 Location: Heavener Football Training Center Doors Open: 4:30 PM Event: 5:00 PM – 9:00 PM The 2026 Ladies Clinic will feature an exclusive, behind the scenes look at the program as the Gators embark on a new era under first-year head coach Jon Sumrall. Whether you’re a lifelong football fan or simply looking for a unique night out with friends, the Ladies Clinic is the perfect opportunity to connect with the program and fellow fans in an engaging setting! Throughout the evening, you’ll have the opportunity to: Gain behind-the-scenes insight into the Florida Gators Football program Learn the game from Florida’s coaching staff through film study sessions Participate in interactive on-field drills and activities Shop with local vendors Capture memorable photos throughout the evening Bid on one-of-a-kind experiences and memorabilia available only at the event Open to women ages 18 and older, this event is the perfect blend of football, fun, and Gator camaraderie. Reserve Your Spot Today​ Tickets are on sale now, and availability is limited. Don’t miss your opportunity to be part of one of the most anticipated events of the summer! Purchase Your Tickets HERE Attendees are encouraged to wear comfortable attire and footwear to fully enjoy the interactive on-field portion of the event. Grab your friends and join us on July 24! We look forward to seeing you there. Plan Your Stay​ Need a place to stay? We’ve got you covered. Our hotel partner, Hotel Eleo, is offering attendees an exclusive discounted rate for the night of July 24. Book your room HERE.

I imagine demand will be through the roof.

 

[caneingville]

I imagine demand will be through the roof.

I've never met a single female Gator fan that genuinely can tell you anything about their team, despite saying that they are diehard fans.

Edit: although in fairness, there's only one male Gator fan I can say that about. They're all posers.