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Only thing that would be more on-point is jorts.
I've probably told y'all this before, but when I was in business school there, I legit saw a dude on campus jogging in the most redneck-looking pair of jorts ever. Like, exercising-type jogging. Shirtless with jorts, tennis shoes, and freaking headphones in.

It was amazing.
 
Stats don’t lie. MT is by far the better football player at the same stage in their careers. Look at the freshmens stats, Malachi ***** on fruitcake Harvin.
LOL at Harvin being one of the best players in the history of college football. He was a dynamic threat at receiver and running back, no doubt, but Harvin is not in the top 100 college football players of all time. Harvin was great, but Toney is one of a kind special.

Toney is on pace to annihilate Harvins total receiving yards. He will probably do that before the final games of this coming season. Not sure Toney will be able to touch Harvins rushing yards as Toney is not used as a primary rusher like Harvin was. Harvin also never played special teams at UF (although he did return kickoffs in the NFL) while Toney returns punts. Harvin also never threw a pass lined up as qb.

Both are incredible players, but Toney will go down as the better college football player by the time he leaves Miami. It will probably be unanimous by the end of this season. Won't even have to wait until his junior year.
 
LOL at Harvin being one of the best players in the history of college football. He was a dynamic threat at receiver and running back, no doubt, but Harvin is not in the top 100 college football players of all time. Harvin was great, but Toney is one of a kind special.

Toney is on pace to annihilate Harvins total receiving yards. He will probably do that before the final games of this coming season. Not sure Toney will be able to touch Harvins rushing yards as Toney is not used as a primary rusher like Harvin was. Harvin also never played special teams at UF (although he did return kickoffs in the NFL) while Toney returns punts. Harvin also never threw a pass lined up as qb.

Both are incredible players, but Toney will go down as the better college football player by the time he leaves Miami. It will probably be unanimous by the end of this season. Won't even have to wait until his junior year.
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LOL at Harvin being one of the best players in the history of college football. He was a dynamic threat at receiver and running back, no doubt, but Harvin is not in the top 100 college football players of all time. Harvin was great, but Toney is one of a kind special.

Toney is on pace to annihilate Harvins total receiving yards. He will probably do that before the final games of this coming season. Not sure Toney will be able to touch Harvins rushing yards as Toney is not used as a primary rusher like Harvin was. Harvin also never played special teams at UF (although he did return kickoffs in the NFL) while Toney returns punts. Harvin also never threw a pass lined up as qb.

Both are incredible players, but Toney will go down as the better college football player by the time he leaves Miami. It will probably be unanimous by the end of this season. Won't even have to wait until his junior year.
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This picture teleported me back to 2008 for a minute.
 
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I just learned from a Gata fan that Percy Harvin is one the top 10 greatest college football players of all time.

Judging from his list. He just started watching football the last couple decades and doesn't know there's a defensive side to the ball

 
This is pretty spot on for Meyer's offense under Tebow. Every once in a while, they might throw a screen or shovel pass to Hernandez or throw a hail mary to Riley Cooper.

Somehow, this gimmick offense worked very well. I have to give credit to Meyer for getting the most out of Tebow and those guys. None of them did anything at the next level in the NFL, they had no talent. Maybe Harvin a little bit, but mainly as KO returner on special teams.

As for Harvin....he was great, but very overrated. Duke Johnson was way better than him.
 
This is pretty spot on for Meyer's offense under Tebow. Every once in a while, they might throw a screen or shovel pass to Hernandez or throw a hail mary to Riley Cooper.

Somehow, this gimmick offense worked very well. I have to give credit to Meyer for getting the most out of Tebow and those guys. None of them did anything at the next level in the NFL, they had no talent. Maybe Harvin a little bit, but mainly as KO returner on special teams.

As for Harvin....he was great, but very overrated. Duke Johnson was way better than him.

Percy Harvin was a stud WR in the NFL. Duke couldn't carry Percy's jockstrap.
 
The Campbell Camels are 30 min south of me in Buies Creek, NC. Lot of law degrees come out of there. Next closest city is Fayette-nam.
Fayetteville has gotten worse from what I recall. There’s some sketchy little towns in NC. Lumberton, Wilson, Rocky Mount, Kinston, Goldsboro…
 
Percy Harvin was a stud WR in the NFL. Duke couldn't carry Percy's jockstrap.
I love your sarcasm. Yes, Harvin was a stud WR with 4,000 career yards and 22 career receiving touchdowns. HOF numbers for sure.

Duke destroys Harvin at the college level. It's not even close. Duke was 10X the player.
 
Fayetteville has gotten worse from what I recall. There’s some sketchy little towns in NC. Lumberton, Wilson, Rocky Mount, Kinston, Goldsboro…

Yep...lot of dying small towns. I'm reading The Fort Bragg Cartel right now, Fayettenam is wild.
 
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Yep...lot of dying small towns. I'm reading The Fort Bragg Cartel right now, Fayettenam is wild.
I’ve been to Campbell! (As has another poster here, but he isn’t in this thread, so I will let him stay anonymous.) We went up there for a UM Mock Trial Team competition one year.

One of the girls on the team was a Miami-born and raised Latina. IIRC, we were all outside of a restaurant, and she was on the phone, speaking Spanish. Some big, burly dude walks past us and as he gets past her, he barks right in her ear, “SPEAK ENGLISH!” Then he just keeps right on walking.

The girl is totally stunned, of course, but looks around at us, and in her perfect Miami accent says, “Ohmigod, was I just prejudiced against? That’s never happened to me in my whole life! Ohmigod I can’t believe it! I was really prejudiced!”

And then she goes back to her phone conversation.
 
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