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Cane30 said:
I personally believe Philo and Jones play the 1st few games before they decide. If it's a toss up with Philo having the advantage of knowing the system and OC tendencies, I go Jones. Jones has the higher upside.
For some reason, people forget Sumrall is a DC. They forget Kentucky won 10 games because of his defense that got him the HC job at Troy. He did the same at Troy and people didn't seem to see it at Tulane. I expect UF's defense to be much improved. Their DL is about to take a jump. They are spending big again in recruiting. Anyone saying NIL is even across the top is wrong. A lot of the time it isn't. Take USC the last 2 years. A&M and LSU are back on it big this off season. A&M has a good shot at the #1 class because of money. These programs are going bigger right now.
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Why do you come to Gator/F$U Tears threads to suck Gator **** while licking F$U balls?

Go start your own pro-Gator/pro-SemenHole threads on another board.

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Cane30 said:
I personally believe Philo and Jones play the 1st few games before they decide. If it's a toss up with Philo having the advantage of knowing the system and OC tendencies, I go Jones. Jones has the higher upside.
For some reason, people forget Sumrall is a DC. They forget Kentucky won 10 games because of his defense that got him the HC job at Troy. He did the same at Troy and people didn't seem to see it at Tulane. I expect UF's defense to be much improved. Their DL is about to take a jump. They are spending big again in recruiting. Anyone saying NIL is even across the top is wrong. A lot of the time it isn't. Take USC the last 2 years. A&M and LSU are back on it big this off season. A&M has a good shot at the #1 class because of money. These programs are going bigger right now.
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Canes Legacy said:


Only G5 Johnny is allowed to celebrate commits
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These Gator fans are nucking futs.

Golesh is trying to copy Sumrall? I'd be surprised if he even knows what Sumrall does when he gets a verbal commit.

They are two G5 coaches who just got jobs in the SEC. They are two peas in a pod. And for the record, if I needed to hire a G5 coach and it was down to Golesh and Sumrall, I'd hire Golesh over Sumrall every **** day of the year.

Sumrall corched at Tulane for two whole years, inheriting an 11-3 team and then immediately posting a worse record in his first year. Meanwhile, Golesh coached at USF for three years, inheriting a 1-11 team and then immediately getting a 6-win improvement, and most recently coaching USF to its best record since 2017, and the third-highest win total (9 wins) in the history of the USF program (Willie Taggart won 11 once, and Charlie Strong won 10 once).

Golesh > Sumrall. That's just a fact.
 
TheOriginalCane said:
These Gator fans are nucking futs.

Golesh is trying to copy Sumrall? I'd be surprised if he even knows what Sumrall does when he gets a verbal commit.

They are two G5 coaches who just got jobs in the SEC. They are two peas in a pod. And for the record, if I needed to hire a G5 coach and it was down to Golesh and Sumrall, I'd hire Golesh over Sumrall every **** day of the year.

Sumrall corched at Tulane for two whole years, inheriting an 11-3 team and then immediately posting a worse record in his first year. Meanwhile, Golesh coached at USF for three years, inheriting a 1-11 team and then immediately getting a 6-win improvement, and most recently coaching USF to its best record since 2017, and the third-highest win total (9 wins) in the history of the USF program (Willie Taggart won 11 once, and Charlie Strong won 10 once).

Golesh > Sumrall. That's just a fact.
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This is why the Gators are the most delusional fans in all of CFB and why this thread is the greatest in the history of the internet. The gator is a mediocre program but will spend all day with weak trolls against Miami all while pumping up a weird G5 coach because they landed a 5 star recruit. Cant wait for the season to start...
 
Canes Legacy said:
This is why the Gators are the most delusional fans in all of CFB and why this thread is the greatest in the history of the internet. The gator is a mediocre program but will spend all day with weak trolls against Miami all while pumping up a weird G5 coach because they landed a 5 star recruit. Cant wait for the season to start...
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They've been on twitter all weekend trying to talk crap about whose Spring game had better attendance.

SPRING GAMES.

******* SPRING GAMES.

The things that aren't even televised anymore, and which coaches have locked down like the CIA these days.

And the Spring Game that THEIR OWN board posted pics of, mocking the attendance.

So pathetic.
 
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caneingville said:
BTW, @TheOriginalCane you need to update The Ballad of Gator Tears now that SpongeBath is gone.

Dems the rulez.
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A long, long time ago, I can still remember
How recruiting used to make Gators smile
And I knew if UM had a glimmer
Dennis would post the Ibis pic on Twitter
And then Canes could be happy and smile

But March & April made me shiver
With every blue chip they'd deliver
Bad news on the Gators' feed
As they claimed the recruiting lead
I can't remember if I cried
For the 5-star OL on the inside
Or the 4-star QB we denied
The day the Gator class died

So, bye, bye, class that's in the Top Five
Drove recruits to Payne's Prairie, but The Prairie was dry
And them good old Gates were drinkin' whiskey 'n Rye
Singin', "This'll be the day that we die
This'll be the day that we die"

Did alums fund the Collective?
And do kids have faith in the NIL bid
If Hugh Hathcock tells them so?
Do they believe the Gator DFO?
Can Twinblade save their mortal soul?
And can Sumrall teach us how to talk real slow?

Well, I know that they're in love with him
'Cause I saw them lifting weights in the gym
They finally finished up The Gauntlet
While sporting gear from Tangier Outlet
I was a Gator-hatin' mother****
With a trial subscription, faking Gator-cuck
But I knew the Gates were short a buck
The day the Gator class died

I started singin', "Bye-bye, class that's in the Top Five"
Drove recruits to Payne's Prairie, but The Prairie was dry
Them good old Gates were drinkin' whiskey 'n Rye
Singin', "This'll be the day that we die
This'll be the day that we die"

Now for ten years they've been trending down
Taking fat linemen likely to drown
But that's not how it used to be
When Mr. 2 Bits sang for the king and dame
At the (not quite) sold out big Spring Game
The Gator fans got hard and almost came

And though Slingblade was a major clown
Twinblade Jon stole his thorny crown
As the Gator fans' stomachs churned
The fundraising pleas were spurned
And while Philo tried to learn offense
Fans reverted to a kneejerk defense
And they made excuses so intense
The day the Gator class died

They were singin', "Bye-bye class that's in the Top Five"
Drove recruits to Payne's Prairie, but The Prairie was dry
Them good old Gates were drinkin' whiskey 'n Rye
Singin', "This'll be the day that we die
This'll be the day that we die"

"I Won't Back Down" in the spring game swelter
The bats flew off looking for better shelter
Eight losses and likely to finish last
Football landed dead on the grass
The players tried for a forward pass
While Sumrall begs for a spring Portal class

Now, the half-time air was sweet perfume
While the Gators played a marching tune
They all got up to sing
But they'll never win a ring
'Cause the players tried to take the field
Bent like when Ned Beatty kneeled
Do you recall how that pig squealed
The day the Gator class died?

They started singin', "Bye-bye, class that's in the Top Five"
Drove recruits to Payne's Prairie, but The Prairie was dry
Them good old Gates were drinkin' whiskey 'n Rye
And singin', "This'll be the day that we die
This'll be the day that we die"

Oh, and there they were, all in one spot
A fanbase in desperate need of pot
No time left for copium again
So come on, Baugh be nimble, Baugh be quick
Drake Stubbs sat on a candlestick
'Cause field goals are the Gator's only friend

Oh, and as they watched Twinblade try to engage
Their hands were clenched in fists of rage
No angel born in ****
Could fix that A.D. hiring fail
And as the team struggled with its blight
Trying so hard just to run plays right
They saw Kirby laughing with delight
The day the Gator class died

Sumrall was singin', "Bye-bye, class that's in the Top Five"
Drove recruits to Payne's Prairie, but The Prairie was dry
Them good old Gates were drinkin' whiskey 'n Rye
And singin', "This'll be the day that we die
This'll be the day that we die"

Met a Gator fan who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news
But she just frowned and turned away
I went down to the Gator merch store
Where I'd heard football laughter years before
But the man said the Gator's defense couldn't play

And in the streets, the fans all screamed
The alums cried and the boosters dreamed
But not a word was spoken
The Swamp seats all were broken
And the three men they admire most
The Urban, Steve, and Tebow Ghost
Each chose to be an ESPN host
The day the Gator class died

And they were singin', "Bye-bye, class that's in the Top Five"
Drove recruits to Payne's Prairie, but The Prairie was dry
And Them good old Gates were drinkin' whiskey 'n Rye
Singin', "This'll be the day that we die
This'll be the day that we die"

They were singin', "Bye-bye, class that's in the Top Five"
Drove recruits to Payne's Prairie, but The Prairie was dry
Them good old Gates were drinkin' whiskey 'n Rye
Singin', "This'll be the day that we die"
 
Canes Legacy said:


Only G5 Johnny is allowed to celebrate commits
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The Auburn fanbase is "seething" for whiffing on Sumrall. Did Blue-Balls Gator really post that? He must be confusing Sumrall with Lane.

Not a single fan of any college football team is remotely upset, let alone "seething" for missing out on Sumrall. I'm sure most Auburn fans probably wanted a bigger name than Golesh. Who were the big dogs left? Wasn't a ton of big names out there after Franklin went to VT, Lane to LSU, and Whittingham went to Mich. Certainly not douchebag Sumrall.

Sounds like Blue-Balls Gator is the one seething that UF had to settle for Sumrall and is making up stuff to make himself feel better.
 
TheOriginalCane said:
A long, long time ago, I can still remember
How recruiting used to make Gators smile
And I knew if UM had a glimmer
Dennis would post the Ibis pic on Twitter
And then Canes could be happy and smile

But March & April made me shiver
With every blue chip they'd deliver
Bad news on the Gators' feed
As they claimed the recruiting lead
I can't remember if I cried
For the 5-star OL on the inside
Or the 4-star QB we denied
The day the Gator class died

So, bye, bye, class that's in the Top Five
Drove recruits to Payne's Prairie, but The Prairie was dry
And them good old Gates were drinkin' whiskey 'n Rye
Singin', "This'll be the day that we die
This'll be the day that we die"

Did alums fund the Collective?
And do kids have faith in the NIL bid
If Hugh Hathcock tells them so?
Do they believe the Gator DFO?
Can Twinblade save their mortal soul?
And can Sumrall teach us how to talk real slow?

Well, I know that they're in love with him
'Cause I saw them lifting weights in the gym
They finally finished up The Gauntlet
While sporting gear from Tangier Outlet
I was a Gator-hatin' mother****
With a trial subscription, faking Gator-cuck
But I knew the Gates were short a buck
The day the Gator class died

I started singin', "Bye-bye, class that's in the Top Five"
Drove recruits to Payne's Prairie, but The Prairie was dry
Them good old Gates were drinkin' whiskey 'n Rye
Singin', "This'll be the day that we die
This'll be the day that we die"

Now for ten years they've been trending down
Taking fat linemen likely to drown
But that's not how it used to be
When Mr. 2 Bits sang for the king and dame
At the (not quite) sold out big Spring Game
The Gator fans got hard and almost came

And though Slingblade was a major clown
Twinblade Jon stole his thorny crown
As the Gator fans' stomachs churned
The fundraising pleas were spurned
And while Philo tried to learn offense
Fans reverted to a kneejerk defense
And they made excuses so intense
The day the Gator class died

They were singin', "Bye-bye class that's in the Top Five"
Drove recruits to Payne's Prairie, but The Prairie was dry
Them good old Gates were drinkin' whiskey 'n Rye
Singin', "This'll be the day that we die
This'll be the day that we die"

"I Won't Back Down" in the spring game swelter
The bats flew off looking for better shelter
Eight losses and likely to finish last
Football landed dead on the grass
The players tried for a forward pass
While Sumrall begs for a spring Portal class

Now, the half-time air was sweet perfume
While the Gators played a marching tune
They all got up to sing
But they'll never win a ring
'Cause the players tried to take the field
Bent like when Ned Beatty kneeled
Do you recall how that pig squealed
The day the Gator class died?

They started singin', "Bye-bye, class that's in the Top Five"
Drove recruits to Payne's Prairie, but The Prairie was dry
Them good old Gates were drinkin' whiskey 'n Rye
And singin', "This'll be the day that we die
This'll be the day that we die"

Oh, and there they were, all in one spot
A fanbase in desperate need of pot
No time left for copium again
So come on, Baugh be nimble, Baugh be quick
Drake Stubbs sat on a candlestick
'Cause field goals are the Gator's only friend

Oh, and as they watched Twinblade try to engage
Their hands were clenched in fists of rage
No angel born in ****
Could fix that A.D. hiring fail
And as the team struggled with its blight
Trying so hard just to run plays right
They saw Kirby laughing with delight
The day the Gator class died

Sumrall was singin', "Bye-bye, class that's in the Top Five"
Drove recruits to Payne's Prairie, but The Prairie was dry
Them good old Gates were drinkin' whiskey 'n Rye
And singin', "This'll be the day that we die
This'll be the day that we die"

Met a Gator fan who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news
But she just frowned and turned away
I went down to the Gator merch store
Where I'd heard football laughter years before
But the man said the Gator's defense couldn't play

And in the streets, the fans all screamed
The alums cried and the boosters dreamed
But not a word was spoken
The Swamp seats all were broken
And the three men they admire most
The Urban, Steve, and Tebow Ghost
Each chose to be an ESPN host
The day the Gator class died

And they were singin', "Bye-bye, class that's in the Top Five"
Drove recruits to Payne's Prairie, but The Prairie was dry
And Them good old Gates were drinkin' whiskey 'n Rye
Singin', "This'll be the day that we die
This'll be the day that we die"

They were singin', "Bye-bye, class that's in the Top Five"
Drove recruits to Payne's Prairie, but The Prairie was dry
Them good old Gates were drinkin' whiskey 'n Rye
Singin', "This'll be the day that we die"
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