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It is officially spring! My bull gator partner just stopped by and said things are going great in gatorland. The hoops team is making another NC run. The football team is "loaded and the staff is very impressive." I almost shot my Coke Zero out of my nose. I asked him to name one of the six OL coaches and he game me the finger...........................:rk5i6fxwjlgev5j6.jpg::rk5i6fxwjlgev5j6.jpg::rk5i6fxwjlgev5j6.jpg::rk5i6fxwjlgev5j6.jpg::rk5i6fxwjlgev5j6.jpg::rk5i6fxwjlgev5j6.jpg::rk5i6fxwjlgev5j6.jpg::rk5i6fxwjlgev5j6.jpg:
 
It is officially spring! My bull gator partner just stopped by and said things are going great in gatorland. The hoops team is making another NC run. The football team is "loaded and the staff is very impressive." I almost shot my Coke Zero out of my nose. I asked him to name one of the six OL coaches and he game me the finger...........................:rk5i6fxwjlgev5j6.jpg::rk5i6fxwjlgev5j6.jpg::rk5i6fxwjlgev5j6.jpg::rk5i6fxwjlgev5j6.jpg::rk5i6fxwjlgev5j6.jpg::rk5i6fxwjlgev5j6.jpg::rk5i6fxwjlgev5j6.jpg::rk5i6fxwjlgev5j6.jpg:


Obviously, I could go with a "super-mocking" response, but I'll remain calm.

So the "super-serious" response is "how can the staff be viewed as 'very impressive' at this point?"

---Not a single spring practice
---Certainly, not a single game
---No recruits signed
---TWO whole verbals for the Class of 2027, only one is a blue-chip recruit
---Unimpressive set of coaches hired

Oh, but the Gator players "earned the right" to wear their own logo by completing "The Gauntlet", so that has to be impressive, right?
 
Obviously, I could go with a "super-mocking" response, but I'll remain calm.

So the "super-serious" response is "how can the staff be viewed as 'very impressive' at this point?"

---Not a single spring practice
---Certainly, not a single game
---No recruits signed
---TWO whole verbals for the Class of 2027, only one is a blue-chip recruit
---Unimpressive set of coaches hired

Oh, but the Gator players "earned the right" to wear their own logo by completing "The Gauntlet", so that has to be impressive, right?
These guys are unbelievably cringe
 
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