Tears Gator Tears

[305407cane]

Their fans are confident because of…..what exactly?
The receiver room? Ok fine. Good talent there. Brown is good. Dallas Wilson played like 5 games. Singleton trying to reinvent himself.
Baugh? Ok fine but he’s one dude. And isn’t exactly Derrick Henry.
What else do they have? We’re hitting the hype train cause we have actual depth

 

[Kapulaites]

Bump

 

[bdcane4eva]

Just checking in...Gaytor fanz still talkin natty this year??

 

[Orpheus]

Just checking in...Gaytor fanz still talkin natty this year??

maybe in Basketball. But football? They need to get through Kentucky, Vanderbilt, S. Carolina and Tennessee before talking about even competing in the SEC much less a natty.

 

[Sumcane]

maybe in Basketball. But football? They need to get through Kentucky, Vanderbilt, S. Carolina and Tennessee before talking about even competing in the SEC much less a natty.

Kentucky + S Carolina = 3 SEC wins last year. We had that!

 

[Orpheus]

Kentucky + S Carolina = 3 SEC wins last year. We had that!

Florida had 2. They are at the bottom of the SEC with Arkansas and Mississippi State. But hey let them think whatever they want.

 

[TOcane]

Can one of you crazies post a tweet about us having more SEC wins than the did? ( if it’s accurate of course I wouldn’t want you to fib)

 

[Dees Brown]

Some good comedy around the 15:30 mark

Theatricality and deception are powerful agents to the uninitiated​

 

[Canes Legacy]

G5 Johnny the Innovator

 

[RozayCane]

 

[GojiraCane]

Gators roster as of today:

Team Composite Ranking

• 2026: .8917
• 2025: .8966

Average College Football Experience

• 2026: 1.85 years
• 2025: 1,61 years

2026 Positional Advantages

• Wide Receiver (.9017 vs .9014)
• Tight End (.8768 vs .8717)
• Running Back (.8960 vs .817)
• Defensive End (.9303 vs .9214)

 

[gogeta4]

Gators roster as of today:

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Team Composite Ranking

• 2026: .8917
• 2025: .8966

Average College Football Experience

• 2026: 1.85 years
• 2025: 1,61 years

2026 Positional Advantages

• Wide Receiver (.9017 vs .9014)
• Tight End (.8768 vs .8717)
• Running Back (.8960 vs .817)
• Defensive End (.9303 vs .9214)

CB-
Aaron Gates
Teddy Foster
Shariff Denson

S-
Josiah Davis

LB-
Grayson Howard

RB=
KD Daniels
Chad Gasper

TE=
Hayden Hanson

these guys tranferred out

 

[Fart Keyhole]

He's a bigger clown than Norvell.

Cornier than a July 5th ****.

 

[GojiraCane]

CB-
Aaron Gates
Teddy Foster
Shariff Denson

S-
Josiah Davis

LB-
Grayson Howard

RB=
KD Daniels
Chad Gasper

TE=
Hayden Hanson

these guys tranferred out

Thanks…I thought I had all of their transfers out but the end result roster still looked a bit heavy.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Gators roster as of today:

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Team Composite Ranking

• 2026: .8917
• 2025: .8966

Average College Football Experience

• 2026: 1.85 years
• 2025: 1,61 years

2026 Positional Advantages

• Wide Receiver (.9017 vs .9014)
• Tight End (.8768 vs .8717)
• Running Back (.8960 vs .817)
• Defensive End (.9303 vs .9214)

I was going to say that it's a darn good thing that The Gator replaced their 0.6999 WR with a 0.6999 transfer WR...

...except for the fact that I just read Kahleil Jackson got his 7th year medical redshirt, which means they now have TWO 0.6999 WRs on the roster...

Which will CERTAINLY help the team composite ranking...

 

[Strobe]

think the gates could surprise some people next year

fk em tho

 

[TheOriginalCane]

think the gates could surprise some people next year

fk em tho

Surprise...in what way...WORSE than expected?

Look, if you want me to believe that...(checks notes)...Aaron Philo...is going to produce better results than DJ Lagway...

Whatever. Just enjoy the 2026 **** show in Hogtown.

 

[Calicane02]

Their fans are confident because of…..what exactly?
The receiver room? Ok fine. Good talent there. Brown is good. Dallas Wilson played like 5 games. Singleton trying to reinvent himself.
Baugh? Ok fine but he’s one dude. And isn’t exactly Derrick Henry.
What else do they have? We’re hitting the hype train cause we have actual depth

They have a lot of faith in their OC buster faulkner and his "hand picked" QB Aaron Philo who did good in spot duty as a true freshman and against guidrys defense in 2024 he also lit up *checks notes* gardner Webb in 2025 but also threw a pick.....better hope he doesn't get ran into the ground

 

[TheOriginalCane]

They have a lot of faith in their OC buster faulkner and his "hand picked" QB Aaron Philo who did good in spot duty as a true freshman and against guidrys defense in 2024 he also lit up *checks notes* gardner Webb in 2025 but also threw a pick.....better hope he doesn't get ran into the ground

Ah, yes, the Faulkner-Philo offense.

But here's the issue, these Gator dopes are SOOO beat down by their failures that they start projecting ANY new OC or ANY new QB is going to produce better results. Not based on the merits of the Faulkner-Philo offense, but on the failings of the Slingblade-Lagway offense.

Defective thinking. Gator Logicz...

 

[DTP]

Haynes King is going to need a cane by 28 to walk after playing in that offense for two years. I imagine the gators will have elite quarterback talent lining up to play in a system that literally rams the quarterback into the line of scrimmage 15 times a game.

These idiots don’t realize that teams only run those goofy offenses because they can’t get legit players. Georgia Tech isn’t getting elite talent, they need to maximize their talent with a bunch of QB run gimmicks. Your goal as a coach at the university of Florida shouldn’t be to become the new Georgia Tech. Unless the Gator is just giving up on being a contender and is just happy being a 7 or 8 win team that occasionally can play Georgia close.