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[FL Cane]

Florida messed up by not firing Billy last year. Now they’re gonna have competition for coaches and it will get more crazy if the Texas job opens

Texas has shot of opening. Another dark horse job that could open is USC. Riley has really underperformed there other than his first year

 

[filmcane]

I'm a little disappointed the sponge bath wasn't mentioned, but still amazingly accurate.

Sponge bath...?

 

[canesupremacy]

Here me out, UF should get Dan Mullen and make him promise he would recruit. Give him a guaranteed $100 million dollar guaranteed contract he will recruit. They would never lose a game. We couldn’t compete

 

[JennStrawley’sBabyDaddy]

Sponge bath...?

It’s a UF tradition that the wife of the HC gives out sponge baths to players. Started by Megan Mullen, carried on by Ali Napier, Jimbo’s wife even helped some. I heard Brian Kelly offered to take the torch from Ali Napier personally.

 

[Eddie Cane Jr]

Here me out, UF should get Dan Mullen and make him promise he would recruit. Give him a guaranteed $100 million dollar guaranteed contract he will recruit. They would never lose a game. We couldn’t compete

This you G?

 

[aelmiami]

Wouldn't shock me to see Sark gone, Sherrone Gone, and Venables better be careful too.

Not for nothing, Huepel needs to be careful too. They are 6-2, but they finish OU, a cupcake, UF and Vandy. If they finish 7-5, I wonder if they possibly look at making a change. Not likely, but with the guys available, like Franklin, would they maybe entertain a change. Losing to the corpse of UF could move him squarely into the hot seat.

 

[JD08]

Sponge bath...?

You must have missed this little gem.

Tears Post in thread 'Gator Tears'

Oct 4, 2025

Why is Napier so weird?

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[HurricanePhilly]

@JG13 @JG14 hearing about these sponge baths....both are ready for 30+ carries.

 

[JG13]

@JG13 @JG14 hearing about these sponge baths....both are ready for 30+ carries.

 

[filmcane]

I'm a little disappointed the sponge bath wasn't mentioned, but still amazingly accurate.

Sponge bath...?

This you G?

Honestly, in the NIL era, Mullen would be a great fit for them. I think he would crush it there. Since we don't normally play them, and they could be damaging for the other SEC teams, I wouldn't be mad at this move.

 

[Eddie Cane Jr]

 

[JG13]

 

[Felonious Monk]

I don't get it. Does Lane have a thing for muffin tops?

 

[zx7oppa]

My question is what the **** is that white stuff, used toilet paper ?????

 

[bobbydigius]

I don't get it. Does Lane have a thing for muffin tops?

Lane would eliminate them from contention just based on that pic alone.

 

[JD08]

Even in the depths of their decline, they refuse to accept their position.

 

[KANE]

Even in the depths of their decline, they refuse to accept their position.

They just don’t get it, do they?

 

[bobbydigius]

They just don’t get it, do they?

They don’t and I wouldn’t want it any other way.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

We’ve *** raped these morons 2 years in a row, we lead all time by an insurmountable margin, at least in our lifetime, and they still think they’re some kind of elite blue blood program. What a bunch of ******* morons - each and every one of them.

 

[Felonious Monk]

We’ve *** raped these morons 2 years in a row, we lead all time by an insurmountable margin, at least in our lifetime, and they still think they’re some kind of elite blue blood program. What a bunch of ******* morons - each and every one of them.

You know they play in the SEC, right? It's like the fat, homely chick looking down her nose at you because she's dated a football player. (the O lineman with one eyebrow)