Tears Gator Tears

[Dr. Citizen Cane]

So, he benched half his weight for 36 reps?

 

[Hstokes1447]

 

[Sumcane]

Well, he's a Gator, so probably in more ways than one.

You ought to see him eat a corn cob










LONG WAYS

 

[Cajuncane]

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I gave up…too many whiners..

 

[Cajuncane]

Had to bring in the cattle scale for him….

 

[Cajuncane]

whats he going pro in?

Professional eaters…Cinnabon division..

 

[Cajuncane]

Couldn’t run one cause no one remembered to bring the hour glass….

 

[Cajuncane]

Probably had another banana in the other end before getting off to work…

 

[305407cane]

Had to bring in the cattle scale for him….

Imagine he needs an mri

 

[Cajuncane]

Imagine he needs an mri

I think he needs a diet….

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

I think he needs a diet….

The surgeon that does his tummy tuck is going to have to bring a chainsaw.

 

[DTP]

I don’t understand how Watson isn’t an enormous red flag for their staff. How do you let any player just get that big? I get it that you want big nose tackles. 350lb guys are fairly common. But 450? Jesus. How friggin irresponsible is it for that staff to allow a guy, who was already huge, to gain over 100 pounds in four years of “strength and conditioning”?

 

[JD08]

If drafted, he'd be the heaviest drafted by 84 pounds and the heaviest to play by 54 pounds.

 

[JamesQuall]

I’ve been on the internet for a long time and this is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen.

 

[HurricanePhilly]

I’ve been on the internet for a long time and this is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen.

“meh” - @JG14

 

[Cajuncane]

Page 3….

let em whine.Cant have this

 

[Alex_Dynamix]

WOW

 

[KANE]

See we looking at it wrong. Honestly, he won the 40yd dash, too. My ***** had the biggest number there too... probably ever . But fr fr @TrumpyCane is **** savage .

 

[TrumpyCane]

 

[RattlerCane305]

I bull**** y'all not family, a booger-eater in a gayturd themed Ram truck just backed into my car on Flagler. Even had 11-7-15 on the tailgate. Said he thought he put it in park but actually went in reverse. So he's either too lazy to keep his foot on the brakes at the light or dumb enough to throw it in park at every red light. Either way, typical ****...