Tears Gator Tears

[mjl7atlas]

Shame for letting this get to page 2, I'm doing my part!

 

[RozayCane]

 

[Hstokes1447]

Inquiring minds want to know

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

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Shame for letting this get to page 2, I'm doing my part!

 

[Hoyacane1620]

 

[theribdoctor]

whats he going pro in?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

whats he going pro in?

Sumo.

 

[theribdoctor]

Sumo.

for a guy a couple cheeseburgers short of 5 bills, he's a solid athlete.

 

[theribdoctor]

to be fair he'd only be the 26th heaviest Sumo

List of the heaviest sumo wrestlers - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[TheOriginalCane]

to be fair he'd only be the 26th heaviest Sumo

List of the heaviest sumo wrestlers - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Yes, but only 3 of those guys are ACTIVE.

So he would immediately become the 4th heaviest active sumo.

And I have the perfect sumo name for him...

Fat-San...

 

[HurricanePhilly]

Maybe Watson, Hargreaves, and Toney could be the children of M.O.M. and have a WWE run....

 

[301cane]

whats he going pro in?

Isn't Joey Chestnut about due to retire, I'd think Fatson can put away some hot dogs

 

[theribdoctor]

Isn't Joey Chestnut about due to retire, I'd think Fatson can put away some hot dogs

 

[Felonious Monk]

Isn't Joey Chestnut about due to retire, I'd think Fatson can put away some hot dogs

Well, he's a Gator, so probably in more ways than one.

 

[theribdoctor]

Well, he's a Gator, so probably in more ways than one.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

for a guy a couple cheeseburgers short of 5 bills, he's a solid athlete.

Maybe, but this tub is an big insurance risk for any prospective employer.

Also, he’s fairly active now, what happens when his playing days are over (which may be soon) and he becomes more sedentary? 6 bills? Three quarters of the way to 1K? I can almost guarantee he’s already got a significant amount of plaque buildup in his arteries.

The turds did him no favors in not being more strict with his health. They just didn’t care enough.

 

[TrumpyCane]

 

[theribdoctor]

Also, that's half his body weight...if he can't lift half his body weight...thats problematic.

 

[pyhooya]

whats he going pro in?

Chestnut and Kobayashi better watch out

 

[wnycanesfan]

for a guy a couple cheeseburgers short of 5 bills, he's a solid athlete.

Makes you wonder what kind of player he could have been if here could have gotten even remotely close to in shape. Not sure how he could spend what 4 years at UF and they couldn't get him to drop any weight.