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KANE said:
A little advice if you finna throw hands and you get caught w/ slides on....
Rule 1. Always kick slides off
Rule 2. Establish good balance w/ bare feet on whatever surface u happen to be standing on.
Rule 3. Your feet are lighter now, so u can move a little quicker. Use em. Don't panic.
Rule 4. Commence to kicking his *** (If you got nice hands.... that means, u can fight.)
Rule 5. If u can't fight, and u sober, it's time to use those lighter feet...to haul ***! (If u used Rule 5, Skip to 7)
Rule 6. After the *** kicking that you just dished out, step back in slides and leave the scene.
If you skipped Rule 6, go directly to Rule 7 (Below)
Rule 7. Fucc dem slides (They wasn't but $35 bucks anyways. My *****, u can get another pair. No use dying or getting yo **** kicked in because of slides!!!)
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There’s toeprint eveidence being left at the scene. 🤣
 
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KANE said:
A little advice if you finna throw hands and you get caught w/ slides on....
Rule 1. Always kick slides off
Rule 2. Establish good balance w/ bare feet on whatever surface u happen to be standing on.
Rule 3. Your feet are lighter now, so u can move a little quicker. Use em. Don't panic.
Rule 4. Commence to kicking his *** (If you got nice hands.... that means, u can fight.)
Rule 5. If u can't fight, and u sober, it's time to use those lighter feet...to haul ***! (If u used Rule 5, Skip to 7)
Rule 6. After the *** kicking that you just dished out, step back in slides and leave the scene.
If you skipped Rule 6, go directly to Rule 7 (Below)
Rule 7. Fucc dem slides (They wasn't but $35 bucks anyways. My *****, u can get another pair. No use dying or getting yo **** kicked in because of slides!!!)
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As a sandalman the flops come off immediately.

Having said that if you get your *** kicked by someone wearing flops you should become a eunuch.
 
Hegemon said:
As a sandalman the flops come off immediately.

Having said that if you get your *** kicked by someone wearing flops you should become a eunuch.
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Is it me or does the video of DJ taking his “mental reps” look like he’s a **** olineman waist down. He’s going to be putting his hand in the dirt if he does t quit Watson as a bestie
 
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KANE said:
A little advice if you finna throw hands and you get caught w/ slides on....
Rule 1. Always kick slides off
Rule 2. Establish good balance w/ bare feet on whatever surface u happen to be standing on.
Rule 3. Your feet are lighter now, so u can move a little quicker. Use em. Don't panic.
Rule 4. Commence to kicking his *** (If you got nice hands.... that means, u can fight.)
Rule 5. If u can't fight, and u sober, it's time to use those lighter feet...to haul ***! (If u used Rule 5, Skip to 7)
Rule 6. After the *** kicking that you just dished out, step back in slides and leave the scene.
If you skipped Rule 6, go directly to Rule 7 (Below)
Rule 7. Fucc dem slides (They wasn't but $35 bucks anyways. My *****, u can get another pair. No use dying or getting yo **** kicked in because of slides!!!)
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I think there should be a 5a that if you can’t fight find something heavy you can swing real good cause you can run but the other guy might be faster.Hit him with something heavy and you can slip your slides back on and walk away…
 
KANE said:
A little advice if you finna throw hands and you get caught w/ slides on....
Rule 1. Always kick slides off
Rule 2. Establish good balance w/ bare feet on whatever surface u happen to be standing on.
Rule 3. Your feet are lighter now, so u can move a little quicker. Use em. Don't panic.
Rule 4. Commence to kicking his *** (If you got nice hands.... that means, u can fight.)
Rule 5. If u can't fight, and u sober, it's time to use those lighter feet...to haul ***! (If u used Rule 5, Skip to 7)
Rule 6. After the *** kicking that you just dished out, step back in slides and leave the scene.
If you skipped Rule 6, go directly to Rule 7 (Below)
Rule 7. Fucc dem slides (They wasn't but $35 bucks anyways. My *****, u can get another pair. No use dying or getting yo **** kicked in because of slides!!!)
Click to expand...
98% of this board goes from rule 1 to rule 8. Assume the fetal position then talk **** later after they leave.
 
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