Tears Gator Tears

[CANESCANES]

Will Beck start throwing before Lagway?

 

[grover]

Lagway ain't it, with our without a bum shoulder or hammy or whatever is ailing him.

 

[RVACane]

I got *****ed at for doing that so I’ll just warn you to be careful with the bumps…

You did. I can’t remember what the circumstances were. You were a habitual bumper. And the best ever if I may add.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

You did. I can’t remember what the circumstances were. You were a habitual bumper. And the best ever if I may add.

That @Cajuncane is the G.O.A.B...

 

[PennsylvaniaCane]

The jokes write themselves at this point

 

[Zbrod95]

The jokes write themselves at this point

Obviously the sun got in his eyes. C’mon bro!

 

[Cajuncane]

Kids looking for a way to not have to play behind that sieve of an OL.

 

[Cajuncane]

Will Beck start throwing before Lagway?

Might be the only way he will ever complete more that 55-60% of his passes and not throw 20+ INT’s in a season.

 

[Cajuncane]

Going to go look for my hip boots cause I suspect it will start storming anytime soon with us just flipping “Seatbelt”…..let the tears flow ….oh and clean out the storm drains close to your house.

 

[JennStrawley’sBabyDaddy]

 

[Hegemon]

Lol whey my tears

 

[KANE]

So when The Gator wins 6 games in 2025 and Slingblade Billy is fired, what will DJ use to motivate himself then?

The transfer portal.

 

[DTP]

Can’t throw picks if you never throw the ball.

 

[RattlerCane305]

I’m sure dudes have been caught in slides before and got their *** whipped. The difference is they didn’t drive all the way across the state looking to fight while still wearing slides. Dude had like six hours to dress appropriately

This. Clown wasn't tryna bang or never ran a fade in his life. Even in my forties, I keep a pair of gettin' down shoes in my closet. They're collecting dust but juuuuust in case...

 

[Ispyin]

They’re definitely in the acceptance phase of grief getting ready to start the cycle again with denial

 

[CANESCANES]

 

[BALLHAWKU]

They’re definitely in the acceptance phase of grief getting ready to start the cycle again with denial

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What was that about ?

 

[Calicane02]

What was that about ?

Seatbelt

 

[BALLHAWKU]

Seatbelt

Figured , let me guess they don’t want him they stopped recruiting him Harris is going to the nfl …. Last one can’t wait to beat the **** out of Miami when we play

 

[KANE]

I’m sure dudes have been caught in slides before and got their *** whipped. The difference is they didn’t drive all the way across the state looking to fight while still wearing slides. Dude had like six hours to dress appropriately

A little advice if you finna throw hands and you get caught w/ slides on....
Rule 1. Always kick slides off
Rule 2. Establish good balance w/ bare feet on whatever surface u happen to be standing on.
Rule 3. Your feet are lighter now, so u can move a little quicker. Use em. Don't panic.
Rule 4. Commence to kicking his *** (If you got nice hands.... that means, u can fight.)
Rule 5. If u can't fight, and u sober, it's time to use those lighter feet...to haul ***! (If u used Rule 5, Skip to 7)
Rule 6. After the *** kicking that you just dished out, step back in slides and leave the scene.
If you skipped Rule 6, go directly to Rule 7 (Below)
Rule 7. Fucc dem slides (They wasn't but $35 bucks anyways. My *****, u can get another pair. No use dying or getting yo **** kicked in because of slides!!!)