Tears Gator Tears

[TpaBayFlyFisher]

I got a voicemail from my gator partner. It simply said, “**** you.” It is a glorious time to hate the gators.*



*upping my emoji game.

 

[KANE]

I got a voicemail from my gator partner. It simply said, “**** you.” It is a glorious time to hate the gators.*



*upping my emoji game.

Awesome!!!

 

[BALLHAWKU]

If you get bored https://247sports.com/college/flori...ilson-as-cornerbacks-coach--245793011/?page=1

 

[TpaBayFlyFisher]

Boy, gator fans have miserable lives or at least their on-line personalities do.

 

[RVACane]

He's 5'1" and 140 pounds. Only way they could seat another player with Austin Armstrong...

Stop it, he’s just a baby!

@CaneDawgCrew

 

[DoctorKrazey]

@AtlAtty just gets it

If it helps US recruiting against them, so be it.

Exactly. Perception is 9/10 of reality right? If the public thinks that half their coaching staff is meeting up on Saturday night for poker and a Klan rally that can only help us in the long run and I’m all for it.

 

[Canes Legacy]

Forgot to post this last week or the week before. The Athletic had their "2025 Bold Take" episode on their podcast and SEC nut hugger and former Bama RB Damien Harris decided to self-own without realizing it.

First Bold Take- UF will win 10 games. His explanation was basically that DJ Lagway's man juice is the best tasting he's ever had.

Second Bold Take- Miami will be worse than last year (not really a bold take but whatever). He went on to explain the reason is because Carson Beck had a bad year last year due to ALLLLLLL those interceptions he threw.

Let's check the facts:

Carson Beck: 2.7% INT rate (8th in QBR)

DJ Lagway: 4.7% INT rate (69th in QBR)

 

[Felonious Monk]

Forgot to post this last week or the week before. The Athletic had their "2025 Bold Take" episode on their podcast and SEC nut hugger and former Bama RB Damien Harris decided to self-own without realizing it.

First Bold Take- UF will win 10 games. His explanation was basically that DJ Lagway's man juice is the best tasting he's ever had.

Second Bold Take- Miami will be worse than last year (not really a bold take but whatever). He went on to explain the reason is because Carson Beck had a bad year last year due to ALLLLLLL those interceptions he threw.

Let's check the facts:

Carson Beck: 2.7% INT rate (8th in QBR)

DJ Lagway: 4.7% INT rate (69th in QBR)

Nothing bad ever happens from overhyping a player.

 

[786Cane]

Forgot to post this last week or the week before. The Athletic had their "2025 Bold Take" episode on their podcast and SEC nut hugger and former Bama RB Damien Harris decided to self-own without realizing it.

First Bold Take- UF will win 10 games. His explanation was basically that DJ Lagway's man juice is the best tasting he's ever had.

Second Bold Take- Miami will be worse than last year (not really a bold take but whatever). He went on to explain the reason is because Carson Beck had a bad year last year due to ALLLLLLL those interceptions he threw.

Let's check the facts:

Carson Beck: 2.7% INT rate (8th in QBR)

DJ Lagway: 4.7% INT rate (69th in QBR)

 

[CANESCANES]

Living rent free

 

[BALLHAWKU]

Forgot to post this last week or the week before. The Athletic had their "2025 Bold Take" episode on their podcast and SEC nut hugger and former Bama RB Damien Harris decided to self-own without realizing it.

First Bold Take- UF will win 10 games. His explanation was basically that DJ Lagway's man juice is the best tasting he's ever had.

Second Bold Take- Miami will be worse than last year (not really a bold take but whatever). He went on to explain the reason is because Carson Beck had a bad year last year due to ALLLLLLL those interceptions he threw.

Let's check the facts:

Carson Beck: 2.7% INT rate (8th in QBR)

DJ Lagway: 4.7% INT rate (69th in QBR)

Wait until Miami beats them , the real crying will happen

 

[BloodEunsOrangeAndGreen]

Not sure if this was ever posted but wow their fanbase is soft.

 

[LokiCane]

What the turds are not in the 11? I demand a recount!!!

 

[DTP]

What the turds are not in the 11? I demand a recount!!!

This is wild considering we supposedly haven’t had NFL talent for the last 20 years.

 

[CanefaninBuckeyeland]

This is wild considering we supposedly haven’t had NFL talent for the last 20 years.

Looks like a lot of that NFL talent has been corched down while here. This is not a good look for the level of coaching over the last 20ish years.

 

[JamesQuall]

This is wild considering we supposedly haven’t had NFL talent for the last 20 years.

Certainly wild.

I have a suspicion that 2000-2008ish is doing A LOT of the heavy lifting for those numbers

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Looks like a lot of that NFL talent has been corched down while here. This is not a good look for the level of coaching over the last 20ish years.

This is gaturd tears, friendo

 

[CanefaninBuckeyeland]

This is gaturd tears, friendo

My bad. Please accept my sincerest apology. I don't know what i was thinking.

 

[LokiCane]

 

[TpaBayFlyFisher]

Has anyone heard that "something big" is about to be announced in Gville? My bull gator partner reappeared all excited and says it will jumpstart the football team for next year......................this usually means something like they are getting new urinals at Florida Field, or they have a new permanent Mr. TwoBits..........................