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Tears Gator Tears

GojiraCane said:
The sun was setting over Ben Griffith Stadium. Bedraggled fans streamed out. A crunching was heard as these sad specters absentmindedly stepped upon the countless peanut shells and other detritus littering the stadium. The structure itself groaned, as if physically taking on the weight of each successive loss. Rust was everywhere. Bleachers were warped, or in some cases missing.

The son turned to his father. There were tears in his eyes. “When daddy?”

“When what, son?” replied the child’s father. He looked at the scoreboard. Half functioning, it showed a 0-62 score.

“When will the Gators win?”

Tears welled up in the father’s eyes. Win? It had been many games since they last scored. To actually win a contest was something out of dreams. It had happened once, many years ago. He remembered his father taking him to a game, where he had heard fans complaining that the Gators would only win four games. Four games. That would seem unbelievable today. Unimaginable.

“Someday, my son. Someday.”

The father and son got up and headed for the exit, while the Savannah State team remained on the field, celebrating their victory.
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1mg of Epi said:
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We’ve been thru 23 years of what you’re just starting to taste now… Prolly a good time to burn your gator panties and pick up a pair of Mario underoos.

Gawd doesn’t hate you… he’s giving you an out.
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I’ve been holding a spot for him for over a year nod not he’s determined to have a little doom and gloom in his life…..Still got your spot my gayturd friend but this wagon is filling up quick.
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GojiraCane said:
The sun was setting over Ben Griffith Stadium. Bedraggled fans streamed out. A crunching was heard as these sad specters absentmindedly stepped upon the countless peanut shells and other detritus littering the stadium. The structure itself groaned, as if physically taking on the weight of each successive loss. Rust was everywhere. Bleachers were warped, or in some cases missing.

The son turned to his father. There were tears in his eyes. “When daddy?”

“When what, son?” replied the child’s father. He looked at the scoreboard. Half functioning, it showed a 0-62 score.

“When will the Gators win?”

Tears welled up in the father’s eyes. Win? It had been many games since they last scored. To actually win a contest was something out of dreams. It had happened once, many years ago. He remembered his father taking him to a game, where he had heard fans complaining that the Gators would only win four games. Four games. That would seem unbelievable today. Unimaginable.

“Someday, my son. Someday.”

The father and son got up and headed for the exit, while the Savannah State team remained on the field, celebrating their victory.
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canesupremacy said:
Gators have a lowly on campus stadium. They need a worldly stadium that hosts world famous events in these modern times. No one has nade a tic toc being in the swamp ever
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Yea they have..it’s called swamp people…Troy Landry and his gang of gaturd hunters killing Gayturds on a weekly basis…..
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I think jedd fisch is a more realistic candidate for them tbh since his buyout at Washington isn’t terrible.

A guy like Mack Brown as a 2-3 yr caretaker to rebuild their program may not be a bad idea either.

They’re going to want someone to win now though and that’s probably not realistic.
 
Canesrule230 said:
I think jedd fisch is a more realistic candidate for them tbh since his buyout at Washington isn’t terrible.

A guy like Mack Brown as a 2-3 yr caretaker to rebuild their program may not be a bad idea either.

They’re going to want someone to win now though and that’s probably not realistic.
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Mack Brown's team just let up a 50 burger to JMU in the 1st half. Will be forced to retire at the end of the year
 
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