Tears Gator Tears

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“Everyone hates us”

-every fanbase of a garbage team
Everyone does actually hate the gator, though. It's not perceived or imagined. Literally, any fan base that deals with them, even intermittently, can't stand them. There's just something particularly off-putting about the combination of inbred north Florida meth heads and the "#1 public school in the country" douchebags that make up 95% of that fanbase.
 
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I guess it's safe to say that Cormani McClain is a BUST.


Didn’t realize Alfonzo Allen had transferred to the Turds. Looks like he’s 3rd string there. Remember him and his other secondary teammates Anthony Rose, Jaylin Marshall and Edric Weldon. Doesn’t look like any of them have done anything at this level. Rose hit the portal last year and wasn’t picked up.
 
We’ve been thru 23 years of what you’re just starting to taste now… Prolly a good time to burn your gator panties and pick up a pair of Mario underoos.

Gawd doesn’t hate you… he’s giving you an out.
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We got 23 years but they ain’t too far behind
 
We’ve been thru 23 years of what you’re just starting to taste now… Prolly a good time to burn your gator panties and pick up a pair of Mario underoos.

Gawd doesn’t hate you… he’s giving you an out.
Bro, Urban and Tebow been gone from Gainesville for a while now. They’ve had multiple 4 win seasons and are staring a 2 win season in the face.
 
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Ok ok I didn’t word this correctly..

In the years to come, those 4 win seasons will be considered the good times. They haven’t hit rock bottom yet.. I was trying to make it as bleak as possible.
The sun was setting over Ben Griffith Stadium. Bedraggled fans streamed out. A crunching was heard as these sad specters absentmindedly stepped upon the countless peanut shells and other detritus littering the stadium. The structure itself groaned, as if physically taking on the weight of each successive loss. Rust was everywhere. Bleachers were warped, or in some cases missing.

The son turned to his father. There were tears in his eyes. “When daddy?”

“When what, son?” replied the child’s father. He looked at the scoreboard. Half functioning, it showed a 0-62 score.

“When will the Gators win?”

Tears welled up in the father’s eyes. Win? It had been many games since they last scored. To actually win a contest was something out of dreams. It had happened once, many years ago. He remembered his father taking him to a game, where he had heard fans complaining that the Gators would only win four games. Four games. That would seem unbelievable today. Unimaginable.

“Someday, my son. Someday.”

The father and son got up and headed for the exit, while the Savannah State team remained on the field, celebrating their victory.
 
Gators have a lowly on campus stadium. They need a worldly stadium that hosts world famous events in these modern times. No one has nade a tic toc being in the swamp ever
 
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