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dk72 said:
When is Fatson going to miss the rest of the season for gastric band surgery?
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Can you imagine the size of that band he’d need?

I can hear the dr in the operating room telling the nurse “ I think we’re gonna need another shot or two” like sig does on the northwestern when they’re trying to bottom with his crab traps….
 
While it’s fun to talk about who uf might hire next, I think there’s something we’re missing.

There isn’t a single chance in **** anybody who would take that job is going to be able to fix things. Not one.

So don’t worry about keeping Billy around, they can lose just fine without him. And don’t worry about kiffin taking the job, he knows it’s a step down from where he is. By the time they dig out of the nightmare they’re in, they won’t have two nickels to rub together, let alone NIL money. They’re generationally f&cked right now.

Enjoy.
 
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kryptonite said:
While it’s fun to talk about who uf might hire next, I think there’s something we’re missing.

There isn’t a single chance in **** anybody who would take that job is going to be able to fix things. Not one.

So don’t worry about keeping Billy around, they can lose just fine without him. And don’t worry about kiffin taking the job, he knows it’s a step down from where he is. By the time they dig out of the nightmare they’re in, they won’t have two nickels to rub together, let alone NIL money. They’re generationally f&cked right now.

Enjoy.
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All they gotta do is luck into a good coach. Don't count them out so easily. I hope Billy stays
 
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TheOriginalCane said:
He is the GATOR FANS' dream candidate, but that is not to say that the UF (interim) president or (doomed) AD want him.

Also, think about it another way. Outside of "more salary", the Gators can't really offer anything that is much of a change from what Lane already has at Ole ****, or an "upgrade" over what was given to the last Gator coach. The Gator gave Slingblade Billy what he "needed", better facilities, more money for assistants, more NIL money.

Outside of "oooh, but Florida is a blueblood", there is no clearly superior reason for Lane Train to jump from Ole **** to UiF.
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Exactly and the only ppl that think Florida is a bloodblue are delusional Gator fans.
 
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kryptonite said:
While it’s fun to talk about who uf might hire next, I think there’s something we’re missing.

There isn’t a single chance in **** anybody who would take that job is going to be able to fix things. Not one.

So don’t worry about keeping Billy around, they can lose just fine without him. And don’t worry about kiffin taking the job, he knows it’s a step down from where he is. By the time they dig out of the nightmare they’re in, they won’t have two nickels to rub together, let alone NIL money. They’re generationally f&cked right now.

Enjoy.
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your optimism is contagious.
 
dk72 said:
When is Fatson going to miss the rest of the season for gastric band surgery?
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Should have happened freshman year, with a redshirt. The first step of losing 200 pounds is that you have to want to lose 200 pounds.

But, hey, if Fatson gets down to 300 pounds, Florida could donate his old uniforms to a sailboat maker, to be used for mainsails.
 
RVACane said:
@TheOriginalCane did you ever look at gator mike’s profile avatar? I think this is him as this is what he has (and he has it sideways)

This is the guy who was going to kick our asses on the field and in the parking lot, step on our throats and **** on us???

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Holy ****.

This dip**** is so indistinguishable from thousands of other losers in "Gator Nation".

He looks like mother****ing Dim Shady. Eminenema.

That picture must have been taken at the same time as those Gator recruit Glamour Shots in The Swamp. While there's no peanut shells on the ground, there is still trash under the seats behind him.

Guy is wearing fashionably ripped jeans ("pre-jorts"), chunky gold jewelry, and one of the worst t-shirts I've ever seen.

And staring into the distance pensively, as if he is just beginning to see his hero, Slingblade Billy, waddle onto the sidelines in his fake-sweater-vest polo shirt.
 
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