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And Billy knows where all the bones are buried. If they try that, he could fillet that program. They’re stuck in a loveless marriage
I don’t think they can do it and win in court with it. They have unclean hands here. There’s no new information out now all of a sudden for them to say “we didn’t know about this” plus I think they’re complicit in it with their boosters.
 
And Billy knows where all the bones are buried. If they try that, he could fillet that program. They’re stuck in a loveless marriage
As much as I'd love to see that, it never happens that way unless the coach is willing to just end his career in coaching forever. If a coach attempts to take a program down with him/her they'll never get hired again.
 
I don’t think they can do it and win in court with it. They have unclean hands here. There’s no new information out now all of a sudden for them to say “we didn’t know about this” plus I think they’re complicit in it with their boosters.


One of the greatest legal terms of all time.

And very true and very relevant in The Gator context.
 
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Some of you guys are doing way too much work. Let technology help you troll and generate tears.

Claude- like chatgpt
Here are 10 notable quotes about Billy Napier's hiring as the University of Florida football coach, from various high-level media sources:

• "Billy Napier is a young, energetic and proven coach who has become one of the most sought-after candidates in college football." - Scott Stricklin, Florida Athletic Director (ESPN)

• "Florida hit a home run with this hire. Napier is a rising star in the coaching world and has shown he can build a program from the ground up." - Paul Finebaum, SEC Network analyst (SEC Network)

• "Napier's methodical approach and attention to detail make him the perfect fit for Florida's ambitions to return to national prominence." - Pat Forde, Sports Illustrated writer (Sports Illustrated)

• "The Gators are getting a coach who understands what it takes to compete at the highest level in the SEC." - Kirk Herbstreit, ESPN college football analyst (ESPN)

• "Napier's success at Louisiana and his experience under Nick Saban make him an excellent choice to lead Florida back to the top of the SEC." - Barrett Sallee, CBS Sports writer (CBS Sports)

• "Florida made a smart, forward-thinking hire in Napier. He's a program builder with a clear vision for success." - Bruce Feldman, The Athletic writer (The Athletic)

• "Napier's ability to develop talent and his recruiting acumen will be crucial in Florida's efforts to close the gap with Georgia." - Chris Low, ESPN senior writer (ESPN)

• "The Gators got their man. Napier's proven track record and innovative approach to program building make him an exciting hire." - Pete Thamel, Yahoo Sports writer (Yahoo Sports)

• "Napier's hire signals Florida's commitment to competing at the highest level. He has the potential to be a transformative coach for the program." - Rece Davis, ESPN host (ESPN)

• "Florida fans should be thrilled with Napier. He's a rising star who has shown he can build a program and develop players at a high level." - Danny Kanell, CBS Sports analyst (CBS Sports)

Would you like me to elaborate on any of these quotes or provide additional context?
Why does it seem like these reporters had chat gpt before chat gpt.
It’s like they al had a meeting on how to spin something.

Sports is one of the few professions where you can coach, write, or report without literally knowing anything and get not repercussions for continuing to get sht wrong.

These dudes would’ve made a killing in the 70’s as cold call stock brokers.
They would’ve sold junk penny stock to millionaires.
 
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