Tears Gator Tears

[TheOriginalCane]

Nailed it.

 

[TrumpyCane]

 

[305407cane]

The best part is the fspoo video was probably worse. Even more cringe

 

[TRick72]

Special cameo by Karen Turner

 

[K.O.M.A.]

Special cameo by Karen Turner

Was that the crazy ***** near the tunnel?

 

[GojiraCane]

Even the mascot hates the coach

 

[kryptonite]

The beat down was almost too much. They skipped past the distraught sadness and went right to the defeated doom and gloom.

I’m ok with it- prefer it, but a closer game would have been a tidal wave of tears.

No.

 

[GOCANES05]

Not just that, she was putting her hands on players and shoving some of them, watch the video. Totally ******* out of line. honestly, I’ll be god**** if some ***** is going to push me and treat me like I’m a third grader on lunch line and misbehaving. Not saying I would do anything to her, obviously, but I’d walk right around her and do whatever the **** I wanted.

She could have been pushing them yelling “ what about my BUNGA “ don’t ignore me big boy.

 

[ZoeCane97]

"Come to the U"

SIAP....

 

[Empirical Cane]

 

[1mg of Epi]

 

[407Canes]

Lost in the many awesome screenshots was one of their garbage fans addressing restrepo as a “droopy faced Venezuelan”

Not only is that perfectly on brand for them but they’re making fun of a medical condition and pretty sure he’s Colombian. Also he torched them. Outplayed Wilson by a mile

**** he was a better QB than Mertz

 

[ReggaeCane]

I wish I could’ve seen the look in his eyes when Mario shook his hand after the game

 

[DTP]

They’re going all in on bringing back Urban Meyer.

They’ve reached the “Bring Back Butch” phase of depression.

It’s a long road ahead, gator.

 

[TakeitinDiaz]

They’re going all in on bringing back Urban Meyer.

They’ve reached the “Bring Back Butch” phase of depression.

It’s a long road ahead, gator.

What’s funny is that they sound so much like we used to. The reality is that mark stoops will be the next coach at Florida. He is the best they can do. He already showed he’s willing to leave Kentucky when he took the TAMU job last year. But TAMU boosters have big boy money and they were able to strongarm them into rescinding the offer. IF boosters don’t have the same kind of power. He is the biggest name coach that Florida could reasonably expect to hire.

 

[1mg of Epi]

Dammit! Do we gotta like Saban now? *if it’s real

 

[Luke Caneswalker]

Dammit! Do we gotta like Saban now?

Saban auditioning for Highsmith’s old job.

 

[Canes Legacy]

What’s funny is that they sound so much like we used to. The reality is that mark stoops will be the next coach at Florida. He is the best they can do. He already showed he’s willing to leave Kentucky when he took the TAMU job last year. But TAMU boosters have big boy money and they were able to strongarm them into rescinding the offer. IF boosters don’t have the same kind of power. He is the biggest name coach that Florida could reasonably expect to hire.

I’m not sure if Stoops would be willing to step into that big of a pile of ****. At least A&M had a talented roster to start with. One could make a case UK is the better program right now (although UK is at their ceiling). Stoops is their best case IMO.

I think they’ll start with Lane and Stoops and current SEC/Big10 coaches who will hit that ignore button. Since they went the G5 route they probably won’t want to do that again, too risky and the fans will be up in arms.

My personal opinion is they will go with a retread type who shows any type of promise at their current school. Malzahn (UCF), Herman (FAU), Jimbo (LOL), Barry Odom (UNLV).

 

[L A M P]

Dammit! Do we gotta like Saban now?

I’ve always liked him. He did what he had to do & ran a tough nosed mostly no non-sense program. Alpha

 

[TheOriginalCane]

**** he was a better QB than Mertz

That "droopy faced Venezuelan" was the more accurate downfield passer compared to Mertz AND he put Asa Turner in the spin cycle and injured him in the process.

Amazing.