Tears Gator Tears

[JamesQuall]

“All dem Haitian’s yelling Sapayai.”

I was planning on quoting the whole thing but it's like 500 words of pure comedy

 

[TakeitinDiaz]

I was planning on quoting the whole thing but it's like 500 words of pure comedy

I like when he talks about the beautiful women

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Waking up to read tears at 4 am is a tradition I will pass onto my son.

I'm loving the new Slurper cway.

 

[Canesrule230]

Love this man

 

[Cane787pr]

Love this man

Protect Guidry at all cost

 

[PineCo.]

Might want to wait until Monday on that one.

lol you ain’t wrong

 

[Empirical Cane]

LMAO!!!

Should I clutch my pearls or no?

 

[TRick72]

did he look like this?







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Even worse…

 

[TheOriginalCane]

 

[Brains]

After we beat fsu I believe them beating fsu helps us out more on the trail .

It may. You'll know the week of the game.

 

[Empirical Cane]

Canes Bloodbath wasn't even the most embarrasing L Billy took that day tbh

I'm sure he is a nice guy.

Zero command presence.

None.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Can we have a discussion about mertz’ bowl cut/pageboy fusion hairstyle?

 

[cway313]

I'm loving the new Slurper cway.

I'm loving the new beat the **** out of our opponents. Slurp vs mope is officially dead while we are winning.

 

[Hoyacane1620]

LOL at Higdon. This didn’t age well

 

[TRick72]

uf is so screwed and it couldn't happen to a more deserving fan base.

1. 25M+ buyout of billie
2. Likely a large buyout + contract for a new coach if they want to get anyone with a pulse
3. Likely winning 1-4 games max this season (1 win is very much possible with their schedule)
4. 2025 schedule is just as bad and winning 4 or less games is probable
5. NIL program has a garbage reputation and they have to recruit against rivals who have $
6. fsu has had recent success and will get some recruits
7. Miami is primed for a special season and has loaded its talent coffer for a sustainable run
8. Mario has now destroyed them both on the recruiting trail and on the field. He will further make them pay by flipping targets we want

Who's gonna want to take that job? To get anyone with a pulse they're going to have to give someone a huge buyout as an insurance policy - and if they do that and the next guy turns to be another billy napier -yikes that program could be dead for the next decade.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Facts. I really pray Lagway goes in at qb and they improve just enough to win 6 and he stays 1 more year please God .

Would be a lot of fun for Billy to get fired immediately after his second blowout loss to Miami.

 

[TakeitinDiaz]

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Seriously, does he sit down in the barbers chair and ask for the “simple Jack”?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

LOL at Higdon. This didn’t age well

I have said...FROM DAY ONE...that Slingblade Billy is a massive fraud. That he made a name for himself coaching the SoFla WRs that Mario recruited to Alabama.

Truth is truth.

 

[TRick72]

I’ll keep it a bean…i talked with my “lil bruh” this morning and he’s a big Gator fan as well and we both said it (cause we didn’t talk yesterday) but we both knew it was over after Miami’s first drive. We just felt “it”

The first from scrimmage for Miami was a **** indication too….what should of been a simple stop for a short gain on a run plan turned into a 5 yard gain because your OL pushed the pile forward. Immediately I was like “yeeeeeep, time to open up this gallon growler of beer and get to work!!!!”

Yep that’s immediately when I knew it was done. Then came back next play and did the exact same thing for a 4 yard gain and the first down.

 

[TakeitinDiaz]

I wish I could’ve seen the look in his eyes when Mario shook his hand after the game