Tears Gator Tears

[FuriousStyles]

i'll never root for the gators to win

however

them winning 6 games and billy saving his job is probably best case scenario for canes fans and this thread

This… I ABSOLUTELY want him as their coach for the return game next year.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

**** you, Miami Gator Mike. **** you.

You wanna chomp at me while I'm trying to shop at Publix...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Blue Orange Gator 's Greatest Hits: Meltdown Edition

enjoy.

Slingblade Billy hires coaches like Ben Sasse hires university president staffers...

 

[smack99]

Love this man

 

[TRick72]

Bring Urban back is their version bring back Butch.

Napier's buyout is 25 million, assuming they don't/can't negotiate.

Dan Lanning's buyout is 20 million. There are also rumored NIKE incentives that take it way beyond 20 million.

Jedd Fisch's buyout is 12 million.

Lane Kiffin's buyout is 4 million.

Throw in staff buyouts and hires, AD buyout and hire, plus the million they'll pay Mullen in 2025 and 2026, and it would cost them what? At least 45 million to get rid of Napier?

 

[JamesQuall]

“All dem Haitian’s yelling Sapayai.”

I was planning on quoting the whole thing but it's like 500 words of pure comedy

 

[TakeitinDiaz]

I was planning on quoting the whole thing but it's like 500 words of pure comedy

I like when he talks about the beautiful women

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Waking up to read tears at 4 am is a tradition I will pass onto my son.

I'm loving the new Slurper cway.

 

[Canesrule230]

Love this man

 

[PRcane787]

Love this man

Protect Guidry at all cost

 

[PineCo.]

Might want to wait until Monday on that one.

lol you ain’t wrong

 

[Empirical Cane]

LMAO!!!

Should I clutch my pearls or no?

 

[TRick72]

did he look like this?







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Even worse…

 

[TheOriginalCane]

 

[Brains]

After we beat fsu I believe them beating fsu helps us out more on the trail .

It may. You'll know the week of the game.

 

[Empirical Cane]

Canes Bloodbath wasn't even the most embarrasing L Billy took that day tbh

I'm sure he is a nice guy.

Zero command presence.

None.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Can we have a discussion about mertz’ bowl cut/pageboy fusion hairstyle?

 

[cway313]

I'm loving the new Slurper cway.

I'm loving the new beat the **** out of our opponents. Slurp vs mope is officially dead while we are winning.

 

[Hoyacane1620]

LOL at Higdon. This didn’t age well

 

[TRick72]

uf is so screwed and it couldn't happen to a more deserving fan base.

1. 25M+ buyout of billie
2. Likely a large buyout + contract for a new coach if they want to get anyone with a pulse
3. Likely winning 1-4 games max this season (1 win is very much possible with their schedule)
4. 2025 schedule is just as bad and winning 4 or less games is probable
5. NIL program has a garbage reputation and they have to recruit against rivals who have $
6. fsu has had recent success and will get some recruits
7. Miami is primed for a special season and has loaded its talent coffer for a sustainable run
8. Mario has now destroyed them both on the recruiting trail and on the field. He will further make them pay by flipping targets we want

Who's gonna want to take that job? To get anyone with a pulse they're going to have to give someone a huge buyout as an insurance policy - and if they do that and the next guy turns to be another billy napier -yikes that program could be dead for the next decade.