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DTP said:
These ‘necks sit in their meth-infested trailer parks watching news channels that tell them every single city in America is some kind of dystopian war zone where drug addicts and people of color are just shooting it out on every corner. Of course they think UM’s campus is terrible and Coral Gables is the hood.
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Yes. While Hogtown is a blissful enclave of charming little chain fast-food joints and quaint student apartment buildings...
 
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This explains everything. Not SEC material. Not a take...


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Dwinstitles said:
I remember reading these when we had ****** recruiters as HC. Always pumping up the jags and losing battles to everyone. Wow times have changed for UF and us.
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It's a bizarre cycle with The Gator.

At the beginning of the calendar year, they take some guys. At this point, all of the 3-stars are guys who are GOING TO get a ranking bump, it's just a matter of time. Slingblade and his crew have great evals, yada yada yada.

In the middle of the year (particularly now), The Gator is all about the blue-chippers. This is when they boot the 3-stars out of the boat and brag about how they are leading for every blue-chipper in Florida. No need to pump up JAGs at this point, and no battles have been lost yet.

By the end of the year, when all of The Gator recruits are flipping and holes have to be filled, that's when you start to hear about "character" again, and how certain recruits "fit" and others (the misses) were "passes". This is where The Gator takes 0-3 stars and tries to tell people that Slingblade is changing the culture, etc. etc. etc.

You can set your clock by these annual events.
 
TheOriginalCane said:
It's a bizarre cycle with The Gator.

At the beginning of the calendar year, they take some guys. At this point, all of the 3-stars are guys who are GOING TO get a ranking bump, it's just a matter of time. Slingblade and his crew have great evals, yada yada yada.

In the middle of the year (particularly now), The Gator is all about the blue-chippers. This is when they boot the 3-stars out of the boat and brag about how they are leading for every blue-chipper in Florida. No need to pump up JAGs at this point, and no battles have been lost yet.

By the end of the year, when all of The Gator recruits are flipping and holes have to be filled, that's when you start to hear about "character" again, and how certain recruits "fit" and others (the misses) were "passes". This is where The Gator takes 0-3 stars and tries to tell people that Slingblade is changing the culture, etc. etc. etc.

You can set your clock by these annual events.
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Got it down to a science bruh that’s exactly what happens. The history of UF in the dark ages. They just don’t know they are in it. Fan bases usually do not know when their team is in these dark times. Some find out early some find out during the middle and some die on that boat.
 
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George84 said:
"The most expensive neighborhood in the country is in the Coral Gables section of Miami, where a home in the gated Gables Estates community is on the market for more than $21 million, according to data compiled by Bloomberg News."

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Ritzy Florida neighborhoods bump NYC, Beverly Hills off list of most expensive US real estate

The most expensive neighborhood is in the Coral Gables section of Miami, where a home in the Gables Estates would set you back more than $21 million.
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But ya know....wouldn't want to ruin our image....
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i wonder where Hogtown's trailer parks sit on this list
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