Tears Gator Tears

[TheOriginalCane]

"It's too early to count out the backyard-hometown school that is not even in my Top Five, and has never been one of my top schools. They will suddenly become one of my visits once Slingblade Billy notches that 7th win, though..."

 

[DTP]

Miami Gator Mike is the undisputed king of delusional turds

I’m starting to believe he might actually be a Michigan troll. Nobody could possibly suck Billy off as much as that guy without being a troll.

 

[Felonious Monk]

I wonder who he’s going to visit neckst

UF is his only P5 offer, but he has 17 G5 offers, including USF. I expect them to be neck and neck down to the wire.

@JamesQuall I'd like to turn myself in and rat on @DTP for immunity.

 

[JamesQuall]

I wonder who he’s going to visit neckst

UF is his only P5 offer, but he has 17 G5 offers, including USF. I expect them to be neck and neck down to the wire.

@JamesQuall I'd like to turn myself in and rat on @DTP for immunity.

@DTP @Felonious Monk Gators Tears is a sacred place no need for the law as long as it's at the expense of the gator.


Just don't go overboard... Please.

 

[n0rcalcane]

Not sure if you guys heard, but according to "Gators Wire", Florida is "in the race" for Jaime Ffrench...

Hilarious...

Florida in the race for 5-star wide receiver, official visit likely

Florida is still one of several teams in the picture for five-star wide receiver Jaime Ffrench out of Mandarin High in Jacksonville.

gatorswire.usatoday.com

I could technically “be in a race” with Usain Bolt. The result wouldn’t be close, but I’d be a participant!

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Another news report on CJ Ingram:

 

[Dwinstitles]

Here we go with the 40 year plan pitch. They even stealing that from Mario

 

[Dwinstitles]

Can we dare to hope for a repeat on this amazing photo opportunity?

"Extra pep in his step", my ***!


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Mario sent a low star general and this dude is their OG captain and hes ****ting his pants lol. What a goofy bruh

 

[TRick72]

They did a good job with Pearsall. It’s just odd to see the post when they had no one else drafted. They haven’t been able to parlay Lagway into recruiting results either thus far.

Pretty sure Billy Gonzales only coached Pearsall this season. I would say after already playing 4 years of College Ball he was somewhat developed before Billy "Michaelangelo'd" him into the masterpiece he is now

 

[TRick72]

Here we go with the 40 year plan pitch. They even stealing that from Mario

In fairness, Wingo has been at UF for close to 40 years

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Here we go with the 40 year plan pitch. They even stealing that from Mario

Sooo...is he saying he got an internship through the Collective, and not, you know, through his actual course of study? If so, the "best J-School in Florida" has fallen on some hard times, when they can't line up internships for their students...

 

[Dwinstitles]

Sooo...is he saying he got an internship through the Collective, and not, you know, through his actual course of study? If so, the "best J-School in Florida" has fallen on some hard times, when they can't line up internships for their students...

Wasn't his mom praising Deon ??? and now hes the enemy.........? She should of saw through that **** off the rip, hood radar would of peeped that off the rip. Aint sending my son there thats 100

 

[Number1CanesFan]

Can they afford to fire him?

Can they afford to keep him?

If I pay you $52 million over 7 years, but you're losing me 10 million each year, Can I afford to keep you?

 

[JD08]

Billy got $7.4 million/year on a 7 year contract. He's got an 85% buyout with 50% due within 30 days.

 

[TpaBayFlyFisher]

My Bull Gator partner assures me they have the buyout money in place………I hope it costs him lots!

 

[TheOriginalCane]

My Bull Gator partner assures me they have the buyout money in place………I hope it costs him lots!

Ask him if he is going to need an extra-larger partnership distribution this year...

 

[TpaBayFlyFisher]

Ask him if he is going to need an extra-larger partnership distribution this year...

Perhaps we can send it all directly to the collective….

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Perhaps we can send it all directly to the collective….

Sounds like a plan. Cuts out the middleman.

Wire transfer OK?

 

[RVACane]

Big **** Billy is back. I guess they love him again now that he’s effectively landed the number 8 class for 2025.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Zandemela is not going to help this year...

And where will he transfer once Slingblade Billy is fired? Maybe Zandamela and Lagway will be a Portal package deal...