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"Nobody can possibly think that Napier isn't doing everything in his power..." This is a sweeping statement premised on some questionables:
1) There are organs in the greater Grimsville area capable of "possibly think"-ing.
2) There is at least one Lizard fan capable of deciphering a double negative
3) Everything in Slingblade's power is a measurable quantity. Say, smaller than the ability to hold onto your best player, but greater than the ability to not drop the chlamydia swab.
4) Better is something other than the difference between shark ******* and the glorious dumpster inferno presently floating toward the cliff's edge
Really, who needs a quarterback when you can get drunk on Lizard tears for free?