Tears Gator Tears

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This is the second year where Mario has shown how he recruits. 3 stars are told "we have a spot for you now, but we're hunting whales. Join or it's not guaranteed". So we get 3 stars early then fill out with top end talent down the stretch.

The best part is, assuming this goes the way we're expecting, we know Gator fans will be back here next year saying the exact same thing. They all take the blue pill every March
 
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What’s going to be funny as **** is watching us land some of these whales and how the story goes from no more NIL and Mario can’t recruit without Sugar Daddy Nike and Ruiz to Miami’s paying these guys.

Guaranteed.
I mean, even the nil guys we land really wanted to play for billy, but he’s just not willing to play that game. He’s really beaten us head to head for every single player, it’s just we bought some of them anyway.
 
Remember the Load More U comments this time the last two years.

Hold the line, Cane fans. We'll know when to attack.
 
Funny they're talking about class yet their baseball coach had an affair with a bat boys mom. Then when the husband found out he killed himself and their two kids and burned their house down. Then the ***** goes and marries the coach. Keeping it classy at UF like always.
 
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Funny they're talking about class yet their baseball coach had an affair with a bat boys mom. Then when the husband found out he killed himself and their two kids and burned their house down. Then the ***** goes and marries the coach. Keeping it classy at UF like always.
Yo wtf?
 
It's true, how is this not more well known?


A couple of reasons. One of them involves the mother being involved in an effort to change Florida law on what kinds of details are released in such cases. Now, granted, the REAL stuff she wants to change is the "reporting on the specifics on how her sons were killed" and not "who was she *******", but I think that her efforts have led the press to report FEWER facts on her case than they otherwise might have done.

The reality is that she had an extramarital affair that led the husband to do unconscionable things. And she is now married to O'Sullivan. We can speculate on what happened in-between, but those two data points are fairly well-known.

This shouldn't be rocket science.
 
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