Tears Gator Tears

[lindend]

Gates now getting mainstream articles for their recruiting incompetence. I wonder if the author is a CIS member cause it sure reads like it

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As a Miami Hurricanes fan, I’m aware of how dumb the Florida Gators program can be​

So Dumb! Florida Makes 4-Star Recruit Caleb Odom Do Photoshoot On Glass, Nearly Suffers Severe Injury After Doing Jump

4-star recruit Caleb Odom recently visited Florida, and it ended up resulting in one of the dumbest recruiting mistakes that a "prestigious" program could make.

dailycaller.com

 

[TheOriginalCane]

 

[TheOriginalCane]

This is the guy that USC dropped. The University of South Carolina...

 

[SpikeUM]

I’m not arguing the blocking nor a low win total. But 0-1 wins is the lowest win total I’ve see predicted on this board and it would be momentous. I think I predicted 4 wins. I only saw 3 but figured they’d luck out somewhere.

Thats actually not good for us, 0-1 wins would get "Billy" fired. We need him there for a long time1!!!!

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Thats actually not good for us, 0-1 wins would get "Billy" fired. We need him there for a long time1!!!!

My seats are behind the opponent's bench. I want to be able to yell at Slingblade Billy when the Gaytors come to Hard Rock!

 

[TC@ne]

I love the guy who says "I want to expand on their NIL" and then says he has a friend who went to our scrimmage.

WHAT?

My objection on "relevance" was just granted.

READ MY MIND. “I know their NIL sucks, my friend reffed a spring scrimmage.”

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I hope this kid gets some beautiful great development....

 

[SpikeUM]

I hope this kid gets some beautiful great development....

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you did a "great" job TOC!!!

 

[TheOriginalCane]

you did a "great" job TOC!!!

Beautiful!

 

[TRick72]

I hope this kid gets some beautiful great development....

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Article couldve been summed up by " Out of all the visits I have taken, they are the only ones that would accept my commitment."

 

[mirvin88]

Lmao looks like they set up a last minute budget prom.

 

[mirvin88]

So, my gator partner just congratulated us on using our big weekend to land another 3 star guy who couldn’t start for Louisville……..

…….I may not go into the office tomorrow.



Make it stop, please.

Just hold your tongue so you can go HAM in a few weeks.

 

[Dwinstitles]

you did a "great" job Tim TOC!!!

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

I love the guy who says "I want to expand on their NIL" and then says he has a friend who went to our scrimmage.

WHAT?

My objection on "relevance" was just granted.

Is English that genius’ first language. Holy ****, what a ******* simpleton.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Lmao looks like they set up a last minute budget prom.

Hold your tongue!

Katie found out at the LAST MINUTE that Spurrier's was booked for a bar mitzvah...

...do you know how hard it is to find an alternate venue in Hogtown in the summer when there are no students arouud? Well...OK, it's pretty easy, BUT STILL...

 

[Canes2082]

Is English that genius’ first language. Holy ****, what a ******* simpleton.

Love that word “simpleton” lol

 

[Canes2082]

So, my gator partner just congratulated us on using our big weekend to land another 3 star guy who couldn’t start for Louisville……..

…….I may not go into the office tomorrow.



Make it stop, please.

Your gator partner isn’t gonna like when our next commit leapfrogs us over them in recruiting rankings lol

 

[GojiraCane]

When is their next recruiting weekend? The last two have provided untold bounties of amusement as the details have filtered in.

- Crayon sheets with Florida Gators on them
- Retention ponds
- Rented cars
- Rented cars in front of stadium bathrooms
- Photo shoots in a rusty luxury area at the Swamp. Peanut shells abound
- Photo shoot with wide receivers encouraged to do wire based stunts, absent any wires
- Game cards at Dave & Busters. Presume the players have to give back any prizes that they win though, if they do not commit
- Cinnamon buns
- Flips of valued recruits

Please, let there be even more recruiting visits.

 

[Brains]

I want a damaged foundation and poisonous roots at FU.

Then I want it defunded as an institution, and ultimately abolished.

 

[Brains]

Some people may say, "wow, bro, that's really extreme, bro, you really want flagship to sink, bro." Burn it, burn it to the ground!