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TheOriginalCane said:
Make your choice...

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FIFY. Much better.

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OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
Good catch

LOL - look at that nasty garbage, probably full of hillbilly sputum, and on top of that the seats are rusting out. All you have to do is pull on one of those bolts, and that chair will fall apart.

Of course, as I’m sure everyone knows, this is the luxury seating area of the swamp. No kidding. Most of the rest of it is hot mother****ing aluminum benches. You better wear long JORTS unless you don’t want your thighs getting third-degree burns on a Saturday afternoon.
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Cajuncane said:
I’m thinking it probably is but they called it a Mercedes so I called it a Mercedes….living in the thriving metropolitan city of Hogstown they probably think that is a Mercedes…
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The only Mercedes you will see that that open sewer of a town weighs 250 pounds and strips at the finest men's club in town, the one that has doors on half of the outhouses.
 
Cajuncane said:
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Yeah, I’m sure there’s nothing quite like going to a game at the swamp, sitting on 785°F aluminum benches, with a Paranos special in thick jorts, sitting next to you and sweating up a storm, with her shirtless brother/husband right next to her, who still hasn’t figured out what a bar of soap is.
 
OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
Yeah, I’m sure there’s nothing quite like going to a game at the swamp, sitting on 785°F aluminum benches, with a Paranos special in thick jorts, sitting next to you and sweating up a storm, with her shirtless brother/husband right next to her, who still hasn’t figured out what a bar of soap is.
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Yep and gnawing on peanuts with their new set of 3 teef ….that’s where those shells came from….
 
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Sweep the leg, @TrumpyCane , sweep the leg!

Meanwhile, Cokie Rojas uses a pic of his glory days and probably has an Al-Bundy-like story about that time he struck out 4 batters in 1 inning. And he yaps about us being "on probation" for a single violation in WOMEN'S BASKETBALL.

Good lord, you can't make this stuff up...
 
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TheOriginalCane said:
Come on, man, most of these kids have never worn all their drip while eating dinner in a museum, or taken a ride in a Mercedes SUV WHILE EATING STALE DISCOUNT CINNAMON BUNS WHILE LOOKING AT ALL THE PRETTY PICTURES OF THE SHOES HE MIGHT GET IF HE COMES THERE ..

It's incredibly impressive...
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