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They seem to have a bunch of posters that just got into following recruiting because those are some really naive responses.
It’s comical and typical. A kid is going to go on an unofficial where they haven’t been mentioned as the leader - ever- hasn’t even been in it - hadn’t even gotten on campus yet - and one of the 1st things one of em asks is whether Blake’s gonna put in a Crystal ball for them.
 
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UF fanbase is hilarious. They can spin anything it’s quite amazing.

“Samson stayed at the stadium well after the FSU game hanging with multiple commits for hours”

UF Fans rebuttal: “He was waiting for traffic to clear, couldn’t go anywhere”

“Samson’s recruitment is largely focused around brand and NIL deals, which is why Miami is in good shape”

UF Fans rebuttal: “this tells me UF is in the lead, if he’s focused on brand no way he goes to that small market in Miami over Gainsville”
 
Can we dissect this for a second? So buddy Crypto heard in a random bar in South Florida that Ruiz is in bed with the Russian mafia and launders their $, while also having a publicly traded company and a successful law firm all while being extremely vocal on twitter. So their board has run with this narrative that makes no sense because a random dude heard another random drunk dude say it in a bar? Make that **** make sense.
 
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Can we dissect this for a second? So buddy Crypto heard in a random bar in South Florida that Ruiz is in bed with the Russian mafia and launders their $, while also having a publicly traded company and a successful law firm all while being extremely vocal on twitter. So their board has run with this narrative that makes no sense because a random dude heard another random drunk dude say it in a bar? Make that **** make sense.
That’s sounds right.
 
Can we dissect this for a second? So buddy Crypto heard in a random bar in South Florida that Ruiz is in bed with the Russian mafia and launders their $, while also having a publicly traded company and a successful law firm all while being extremely vocal on twitter. So their board has run with this narrative that makes no sense because a random dude heard another random drunk dude say it in a bar? Make that **** make sense.
No, you have it all wrong.

Crypto made up a story in that he went to a random bar and heard from another person in that random bar that Ruiz launders the Russian mob's money and then Ruiz found out about it and sent goons to shoot up his car because he has a gaytors sticker on it. He then posted it on the internet anonymously, and these mouth-breathing morons believe it as gospel all while waiting for their "insider" that works at 3 chik-fil-as to post "nuggies" that get them all riled up which turn out to be wrong 90% of the time.

Now it makes sense... That is if you're one of those jort-wearing5 morons.
 
"UM is a poor man's UF"

Lmao have they looked at tuitions? I believe many ppl got to UiF because they can't afford to go to UM.
Their entire fan base is a giant blob of projection.

It’d probably be a fascinating case study for a psychologist: can projection and false realities permeate an entire population of like-minded interests?
 
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Amazing how they’re suddenly the favorite and everybody else just pays money.

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