Tears Gator Tears

[KANE]

Notice how all the "good" and "moral" players are white saviors.

Bottom line, 18 year old athletes IN ALL KINDS OF SPORTS get paid millions the world over. Baseball players. Basketball players. Tennis stars. Golfers. Soccer stars.

But somehow, ONLY in America and ONLY in college football can it be a "locker room cancer" to pay 18 year old athletes. Who, of course, "haven't done anything to earn it". Unlike 18 year old baseball players, for instance...

Preach!

 

[KANE]

M'Pemba was in Gainesville this past Friday meeting with the Gators.
"I just wanted to see the staff. It’s a new staff and I hadn't seen them in a little bit," M'Pemba said.

M'Pemba then made his way down to Coral Gables on Saturday.

A 1 liner for the turds...

Lil Bruh said, he was just passing thru on his way to So. Fla.

 

[RVACane]

Lil Bruh said, he was just passing thru on his way to So. Fla.

I need to go on their board. Sounds like the post-Jean events are back to what it was before.

 

[KANE]

I need to go on their board. Sounds like the post-Jean events are back to what it was before.

 

[Cryptical Envelopment]

Dude that looks like McLuvin from Superbad or the Mormon keyboard player in Hustle & Flow if they were strung out on Heroin or crack or meth or whatever drug gives people that look.

It is the Mormon keyboard player in Hustle & Flow. Also maybe better known for Road Trip.

The Gator dude reminds me of him. Except with dirtier teeth.

 

[GojiraCane]

Dude that looks like McLuvin from Superbad or the Mormon keyboard player in Hustle & Flow if they were strung out on Heroin or crack or meth or whatever drug gives people that look.

Thats the guy from Z Nation and Man in the High Castle

 

[RVACane]

Thats the guy from Z Nation and Man in the High Castle

Does he look like Crackhead McLuvin?

 

[RVACane]

Hey Miami Lurkers!

Hey Miami Lurkers!

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[canenok]

Hey Miami Lurkers!

Hey Miami Lurkers!

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Living rent free in their heads!

 

[Dghustla]

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Lol the guy says “I will ignore them until they beat Clemson or TAMU.”

But knows our record and bowl record over the last 20 years better than most die hard canes fans…

 

[Category5Hurricane]

Hey Miami Lurkers!

Hey Miami Lurkers!

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2024

 

[Category5Hurricane]

29-27 all time record in our favor, and we play in 2024/2025.

 

[JennStrawley’sBabyDaddy]

@Category5Hurricane is on to something.

I think I saw this guy before - he was a gargoyle carved on top of an old medieval church.

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…or he’s an undead bloodsucker, a nosferatu.

A few cousins definitely ****ed somewhere in that family tree.

 

[DamnLiesAndStatistics]

Hey Miami Lurkers!

Hey Miami Lurkers!

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Calls out lurkers with a screenshot of our board. At what point does "the Flagship" teach hypocrisy?

 

[CanesFiend]

Hey Miami Lurkers!

Hey Miami Lurkers!

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"Miami is so obsessed with us they have a singular thread called Gator Tears"

*Starts Miami Lurkers thread*

Comments: "ANOTHER Miami thread, mods please delete"
"Stop making threads about Miami"

 

[Canes2082]

Hey Miami Lurkers!

Hey Miami Lurkers!

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They don’t realize this thread is one big joke about them and their reactions, racist comments and undertones…

How they wine and cry when losing a recruit like a child stomping their feet… “ but we’re the flagship!! We play in the SEC!!! We have the jumpman logo!!! “

 

[305to954]

Checking in on my favorite thread..12 rank class..all those 4 star commits will be bust

 

[Caned Peach]

Checking in on my favorite thread..12 rank class..all those 4 star commits will be bust

We need to see how many will remain legit 4* by the time the HS season ends.

 

[RVACane]

I don’t think M’Pemba left them out of a top 4. I think that he still has a top 7 and is looking at getting it to 4 OV’s

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Calls out lurkers with a screenshot of our board. At what point does "the Flagship" teach hypocrisy?

Or self-awareness...