Because, you know, in gatorville a few bad football seasons is on par with your family being murdered. And, of course, in gator247land variations in ethnicity only exist and are only tolerated for the purposes of entertainment; you stop entertaining me and you're nothing but a slur. A slur that I express in a barely literate assault on the concept of language itself, but a slur nonetheless.
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My sympathies to our once-formidable foe to the north, to whom syphilis and meth have apparently left only two functioning brain cells, and both of them crudely racist.