Tears Gator Tears

[TheOriginalCane]

Wait, Heitner left the tag on his hat? What is he gonna do, return it to the store for a refund on July 5th?

 

[WeBallinBoyz]

THERE ONCE WAS A COACH NAMED OF BILLY
WHOSE FANS WERE CONSUMED WITH HIS WILLY
BUT THEY FOUND HIS RECRUITING WAS SO BAD
AND THAT MADE THE TURDS OH SO SAD
WHEN THEY FOUND BILLY WAS REALLY MILLI VANILLI

Down in the Swamp lived Ol' HillyBilly
He brought his G5 staff, so silly
Recruiting is a mess
mac n' cheese did not impress
A toast to Gator Tears, Dilly Dilly!

 

[canenok]

For those of you boys who know more X’s and O’s than me, is Billy a good enough game day coach to make up for his lack of recruiting?

 

[CaneTheGaytors]

Highly recommend signals. It’s a usb powered fan that controls the airflow to keep the temperature constant. But seriously, that’s some beautiful butt you got there

 

[Dees Brown]

When Mario pulls up with another top recruit, gators throwing hats like " How he doing this?!?"

 

[CaneTheGaytors]

Yeah. I got you. I was talking about use of the word, staph in place of staff. This was the first place online where I had seen that.

That’s the same thing I thought. We have a gayta mole.

 

[RVACane]

@Baba Yaga is on the road today making sure he doesn’t get lost. @RVACane - a little help, please…..

Only if it’s a stock ready one. What movie, who is it?

 

[RVACane]

That’s the same thing I thought. We have a gayta mole.

Or one of ours is over there.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Or one of ours is over there.

Or several.

 

[BeastMode]

For those that were asking about the smoker and pork butt..

Put it on at midnight and then sat out back reading gator tears as Kinsler told the gators to pound sand lol

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Got our pig ready for tomorrow

 

[GeorgiaHurricane]

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Ehh don’t really like the Cowboys stinking up Miami IPF lol

 

[Empirical Cane]

 

[K.O.M.A.]

There once was a gator named Napier
whose ******* was looser and gapier
got bent over and dry-holed
and skeet in his pie-hole
When da U said that player's a take here

 

[RVACane]

Banjo Bill sits on a dock
the gators can go suck my c o c k
They don’t stand a chance
With Mario we dance
With The U owning this block

Here’s the right one.

 

[PIPO]

Or several.

 

[Echtcane]

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The clamps.... the CLAMPS!!!
Why has Billy chosen not to use the clamps?

Another mystery for gator fans to ponder.

 

[Echtcane]

Honestly who cares if they think that because either way we when they lose. We either have a better recruiter kicking their *** or we got more money kicking their *** or we have both and then we’re tag teaming their ***

Yeah, I don't see why choosing one of these reasons is a big emotional satisfier for them. It's like when the Russians claimed Ukraine didn't sink their battleship. Well, OK, if you'd rather choose another scenario that's equally embarrassing, fine with us.

 

[Canes2082]

Got our pig ready for tomorrow

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Yes!!! That’s what I’m talking about

 

[JamesQuall]

The clamps.... the CLAMPS!!!
Why has Billy chosen not to use the clamps?

Another mystery for gator fans to ponder.

 

[CAT5Coming]

Business is BOOMING in Gator Tears.

A word of advice, it's easy to get caught up in the excitement and try to just blaze through the tears, but Gata Tears are best sipped and savoured like a fine Tequila or wine.

Pace yourself folks we are drinking from the fire hose now!