Tears Gator Tears

[FIVE RANGZ]

Umm, we mock gator fans on this thread.

And not very well

 

[JamesQuall]

So, you admit that I'm famous? Awesome. Unfortunately, unlike crappy movies with bad acting, nobody seems interested in paying me millions of dollars to sh*tpost.

Yes, a very apt comparison with the crappy movies with bad acting. Except not the right kind of ones that find that sweet spot of being bad, yet have a charm to them. You're "famous" like being an extra in a bad knock-off Troll movie very few have seen or heard of. You were paid in "exposure."

So, congratulations my scaly swamp reptile-loving friend. Here's your "gif" just for you

 

[FIVE RANGZ]

LOL. The lack of self awareness is astounding.

This is exactly how many of us dummies feel about your circle jerk on 247 - hence, 46,000 posts (and counting) laughing at the delusions of grandeur coupled with the superiority complex, hilarious mock classes, obsessions with the recruiting rankings… and so much more. It’s all uproariously funny (though rarely witty).

So, you can go back and thank all of the geniuses on your board for the years of laughter. Here’s to much more of the same (and a few more 4-win seasons).

There are levels to it. You've reached obsession. That's bedrock.

 

[FIVE RANGZ]

Yes, a very apt comparison with the crappy movies with bad acting. Except not the right kind of ones that find that sweet spot of being bad, yet have a charm to them. You're "famous" like being an extra in a bad knock-off Troll movie very few have seen or heard of. You were paid in "exposure."

So, congratulations my scaly swamp reptile-loving friend. Here's your "gif" just for you

We must not be watching the same movies starring the Rock then because there is no sweet spot to them. They almost all suck. Seems like a good dude, though

 

[Suhrthing]

This guy is so jealous his *** board didn't think of a 'tears thread' first he joined ours lol (twice).

 

[JD08]

And not very well

Are you used to being mocked much worse? Perhaps you could provide some examples so we can up our game.

 

[FIVE RANGZ]

Can't you all and this ****tard ***aloon fight in a different thread. Make it the NorthernGaytard Downs Syndrome Hangout or something? I like gaytor tears and I cant them this way. I don't have time to scroll through his bull****.

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

There are multiple definitions of "spawn", but I assumed that you were a salmon this entire time. Apologies.

It is pronounced Sall-Man down here.
Be consistent with the schtick or it is bound to fall flat.

 

[FIVE RANGZ]

This guy is so jealous his *** board didn't think of a 'tears thread' first he joined ours lol.

More like I'm proud that my board doesn't think about you 24/7, but you were only a tiny bit off from hitting the mark

 

[Suhrthing]

More like I'm proud that my board doesn't think about you 24/7, but you were only a tiny bit off from hitting the mark

Says the dude spending half of the day on the 5Rings board lol.

 

[PIPO]

Georgetown, UCLA, and USC don't have a national reputation among college football as an elite annoying fan base. There's nothing stopping me from being like Joe from Miami, who never attended Da U but likes to loudly brag to no one who cares about its many accomplishments. But notice how, for example, ND fans, while annoying, aren't treated similarly by other fan bases. They If you guys weren't so insufferably dumb, you'd be able to be like ND or Georgetown or x private university.

I think the underlying answer in that ND example is that the majority of that fan base is white and Miami is a large mix of everything, hence all the Ebonics slang that always gets thrown around. Yes, I said it.

Like you said, ND fans are super obnoxious, but somehow not treated similarly. In the same similar way to Boston Celtic or Boston “pick your sport” fans.

Sorry I made it some about race but there are a lot of underlying conditions here how one fan base is treated vs another that hasn’t won sh*t since what, 1988 in ND, but yeah, they are fine?

 

[FIVE RANGZ]

Are you used to being mocked much worse? Perhaps you could provide some examples so we can up our game.

I'm used to more wit and less meh. This isn't much of a challenge.

 

[JD08]

We must not be watching the same movies starring the Rock then because there is no sweet spot to them. They almost all suck. Seems like a good dude, though

So which one is the gator grad?

 

[FIVE RANGZ]

Says the dude spending half of the day on the 5Rings board lol.

Half the day is still better than 5 years like you weiners.

 

[Ajcane8]

There are levels to it. You've reached obsession. That's bedrock.

Rationalize it however you please.

But, again, make sure you and your friends keep the tears coming.

 

[FIVE RANGZ]

It is pronounced Sall-Man down here.
Be consistent with the schtick or it is bound to fall flat.

Scream it in my face a bunch so that I get used to it.

 

[JD08]

I'm used to more wit and less meh. This isn't much of a challenge.

You got mocked a lot, huh?

 

[Suhrthing]

Half the day is still better than 5 years like you weiners.

You're such a lonely loser, you were 'summoned' to this board and followed like a pathetic cuck hungry for any attention you can gather.

 

[RVACane]

I thought you were supposed to be the official? So much for that lol.

Nah, you're the most delusional group. Every other fan base but you knows it, so you guys making this obsession thread for a program who views you as its, like, 4th-most important rivalry is adorable. Nobody respects your fan base or cares that you won five national championships--probably because you never shut up about it.

Uhh...what about Saban? We hate Alabama. We hate every SEC team not named the University of Florida. The only time you'll ever catch me rooting for a team like Bama is if it's playing Georgia, Clemson, or some other team that I hate even more. I don't know where you got the idea that it's all brotherly love or that some other SEC school's success is perceived as shared, but that's pure fiction.

That's a lot of crying in that last paragraph, though. Tissue?

Sorry man. We all volunteer here. I live and work on a west coast time zone now and it gets crazy sometimes on a Friday of all things.

I have not even seen the last 7 pages. I’m on 2312 and it’s already on 2319. I hope they were reasonably civil.

We definitely have delusional fans too. That said, you guys change the rules every time it suits the situation. If not you, a number on your board. Like we’ll literally get clowned on there for something - like the transfer portal, NIL - whatever - and then when it’s you guys, it’s a different rule. I didn’t make up those examples up.

If we had hired Billy with that same staff and you guys hired our staff, we’d be getting hammered relentlessly for the staff level. He’s definitely more of a gamble yet the shots at Strong and Steele in these current roles is just odd.

And yeah, some stuff we say is crazy but some of the narratives on us are crazy. Like there’s no way Mario promised Citizen the starting job and I’m assuming QueJay got that from his buddy on the staff and it’s possible that Citizen said it or demanded it from Billy but Mario knows better than to do that. My guess is that we paid more in NIL plus whatever Kevin Smith and Mario as an OL guy did to help that recruitment.

And as for NIL, Ruiz is the most legit operator. He’s buying promotion for a business. Those collectives are just boosters flat out paying players. And really I don’t care how they do it. They should just be able to pay these kids but he’s not running a suspect NIL scam as has been said over there.

You guys benefited from under the table bags way more effectively than we did. Now you’re all ****ed that we can compete. I’ve read how broke and poor we are on 247 forever. It’s not remotely true. We’ve unfortunately had a cheap *** program run by a bunch of monkeys who look like they’re trying to **** a football like Blake James, Golden, Manny… we’ve always had money and people with money but the wrong mentality to compete with the massive programs. Now that paying is legal, and Mario came home, that’s changing.

 

[FIVE RANGZ]

I think the underlying answer in that ND example is that the majority of that fan base is white and Miami is a large mix of everything, hence all the Ebonics slang that always gets thrown around. Yes, I said it.

Like you said, ND fans are super obnoxious, but somehow not treated similarly. In the same similar way to Boston Celtic or Boston “pick your sport” fans.

Sorry I made it some about race but there are a lot of underlying conditions here how one fan base is treated vs another that hasn’t won sh*t since what, 1988 in ND, but yeah, they are fine.

Oh, and USC doesn’t have a reputation for elite football?? Seriously, Clark?

I don't care about race. Someone's race is completely uninteresting to me. If you're dumb, you're dumb, and I'll mock it.

I didn't say "elite football". Check again.