Tears Gator Tears

The delusion and excuses are limitless.

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This delusional fūctard’s name is Bear Man Daniel and he lives in Atlanta. Only certain people with a very specific predilection call themselves bear men.

I’m pretty sure I know what he’s into, so he should be really easy to find in Atlanta if anybody wants to punch him in his lady parts. All you have to do is check out the right kind of clubs.

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This delusional fūctard’s name is Bear Man Daniel and he lives in Atlanta. Only certain people with a very specific predilection call themselves bear men.

I’m pretty sure I know what he’s into, so he should be really easy to find in Atlanta if anybody wants to punch him in his lady parts. All you have to do is check out the right kind of clubs.

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He’s also the one that brought up “SDE”....it’s all starting to make sense now
 
Was reading an article on OSU 247 site other day about their QB recruiting and they seem to think Jack Miller who transferred to UF will end up beating AR for the starting job. Maybe it’s the homerism in them talking but if he does it’s going to be glorious watching them spin their “heisman winning top 10 QB pick” losing his starting spot.

That just means Miller is going to be the #1 overall pick.
 
The delusion is strong.

First, if the money is close, Rashada would be stupid to not pick the gator because…I have no idea why but their staff has never produced a quarterback worth anything. What would be smart about going to play for a guy who’s been canned from every QB coaching position he’s ever had and is just a glorified tight ends coach?

Second, Miami overspent on Jackson. So that doesn’t count as out bidding the gator. What? Do they even understand what the term “outbid” means? That’s like going to a car auction and saying everyone overpaid because your offer of $50 wasn’t enough to win. Anything over what their broke asses were willing to offer is “overspending” so it doesn’t count.
 
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The delusion is strong.

First, if the money is close, Rashada would be stupid to not pick the gator because…I have no idea why but their staff has never produced a quarterback worth anything. What would be smart about going to play for a guy who’s been canned from every QB coaching position he’s ever had and is just a glorified tight ends coach?

Second, Miami overspent on Jackson. So that doesn’t count as out bidding the gator. What? Do they even understand what the term “outbid” means? That’s like going to a car auction and saying everyone overpaid because your offer of $50 wasn’t enough to win. Anything over what their broke asses were willing to offer is “overspending” so it doesn’t count.
Lol plus they so stupid that they think they set the value of players..what makes the gators think they set the price…if you broke just say that
 



Let's keep this short and simple (I sometimes promise that, I don't always deliver)...

1. Cal? Cal?

2. This entire multi-year thread can sum up the Gaytors fans with two words: arrogant hypocrisy. These Gaytors are positively Saban-esque, as they whine about other schools "buying" players at the same time as they boast about their ability to offer illegal and legal payments to players.

3. "We haven't been outbid for a signficant recruit yet". They aren't going to count Perkins because they got "the wrong parent" (in spite of their prior boasts about offering Perkins' dad money, which is illegal). They aren't going to count Jackson because the price was too high (not sure if this dope knows how auctions work, but you can't say you didn't get outbid just because you drop out of the auction, it's kinda the definition of being outbid). And they aren't going to count Citizen because of some invented myth about the promise of a starting job (and if we are being honest here, that's part of the bidding process too, and they refuse to acknowledge that BD Billy Gaypier wanted the kid, but then didn't want him enough to play him, as if the two-headed 5-star-bust backfield of Lingard and Bowman is sooooo powerful that you can't possibly promise a freshman a shot at starting).

4. That little Drew puzzy talking about "scared money" and then in his very next post he whines that Miami "massively" outbid for Jackson. Meanwhile, EVEN IF you believe the nonsense from a month ago, Miami's NIL offer beat Florida's by about $150K. Smellls like...scared money...

5. Back to the "Citizen" situation for a moment. I've seen a million prior Gaytor posts where they big-talk about how a coach needs to LIE to recruits, to promise them the world to sign on the dotted line. As mentioned above, they also advocated ILLEGAL illicit payments to recruits. SUDDENLY they want to act like Billy Gaypier is the only faithful man in the whorehouse, the only truth-teller who be honest "for the sake of the kids". Wait, wait, the same Billy Gaypier whose depth chart is a G5 transfer and two 5-star busts? For THIS, honesty is the best policy? For THIS, Gaypier can't possibly offer a starting role (when the entirety of the Rashada pitch, outside of the obvious money, is "come be our starter and I'll svck your d!ck"?)...

All right, I kept it (reasonably) short, I just have to say I love the split personality Gaytors...lie, cheat, steal, whatever it takes to get recruits...but do it honestly and with honor, all those other rivals are just filthy disgusting criminals who shouldn't be allowed to steal our property...
 
Yes they actually think that. I’ve previously seen them take shots at coaching staffs hired elsewhere without much SEC experience yet here they are with a G5 staph sans Corey Raymond and a brief stint for a couple on SEC staffs and a kid’s a beta if he chooses to play in the ACC.


This is one of the (many) reasons I love ya, you can take my lengthy itemized list of all the Gaytor corches' resumes and sum it up neatly.

God's honest truth...if anyone does the research, you'll quickly find that Raymond is the ONLY Gaytor on-field assistant with an impressive resume that includes meaningful SEC experience. That's it. Kevin Steele, on his own, has more years of quality SEC experience than every Gaytor assistant (not named Corey Raymond) COMBINED.
 
The delusion is strong.

First, if the money is close, Rashada would be stupid to not pick the gator because…I have no idea why but their staff has never produced a quarterback worth anything. What would be smart about going to play for a guy who’s been canned from every QB coaching position he’s ever had and is just a glorified tight ends coach?

Second, Miami overspent on Jackson. So that doesn’t count as out bidding the gator. What? Do they even understand what the term “outbid” means? That’s like going to a car auction and saying everyone overpaid because your offer of $50 wasn’t enough to win. Anything over what their broke asses were willing to offer is “overspending” so it doesn’t count.


Hey, man, this morning I was watching an item on eBay, but the price got too high, so I dropped out.

But I wasn't outbid, though. Don't tell me I was outbid, man. It doesn't count, man!
 
Alphas don't go the ACC. Does this middle of the pack school progrum really think that just because they're in the SEC that teenagers are going to choose to enroll and spend their future learning fundamental football fro a Sunbelt coach? I'm not saying Miami is the best, but Florida is far behind everybody else.
When was the last time a recruit picked Vandy or Arky or SCe over Clemson or Miami because they're in the SEC? ******* never...
 
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This delusional fūctard’s name is Bear Man Daniel and he lives in Atlanta. Only certain people with a very specific predilection call themselves bear men.

I’m pretty sure I know what he’s into, so he should be really easy to find in Atlanta if anybody wants to punch him in his lady parts. All you have to do is check out the right kind of clubs.

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How the **** did they come up with they’re running 2nd lol … my god!
 
How the **** did they come up with they’re running 2nd lol … my god!
They literally invent it. They say something, repeat it, then it becomes fact for them and anyone who says anything in opposite is delusional.

Mullet was a top 3 x and O’s coach and an overall top 5 coach, Savage was top 5 as a S&C Coach, Brewster’s the best TE coach in the game, they’re TEU now, top 5 university…
 
They literally invent it. They say something, repeat it, then it becomes fact for them and anyone who says anything in opposite is delusional.

Mullet was a top 3 x and O’s coach and an overall top 5 coach, Savage was top 5 as a S&C Coach, Brewster’s the best TE coach in the game, they’re TEU now, top 5 university…

They basically rationalize away any problems right up until the day that their head coach gets fired.

Here for it.
 
Let's keep this short and simple (I sometimes promise that, I don't always deliver)...

1. Cal? Cal?

2. This entire multi-year thread can sum up the Gaytors fans with two words: arrogant hypocrisy. These Gaytors are positively Saban-esque, as they whine about other schools "buying" players at the same time as they boast about their ability to offer illegal and legal payments to players.

3. "We haven't been outbid for a signficant recruit yet". They aren't going to count Perkins because they got "the wrong parent" (in spite of their prior boasts about offering Perkins' dad money, which is illegal). They aren't going to count Jackson because the price was too high (not sure if this dope knows how auctions work, but you can't say you didn't get outbid just because you drop out of the auction, it's kinda the definition of being outbid). And they aren't going to count Citizen because of some invented myth about the promise of a starting job (and if we are being honest here, that's part of the bidding process too, and they refuse to acknowledge that BD Billy Gaypier wanted the kid, but then didn't want him enough to play him, as if the two-headed 5-star-bust backfield of Lingard and Bowman is sooooo powerful that you can't possibly promise a freshman a shot at starting).

4. That little Drew puzzy talking about "scared money" and then in his very next post he whines that Miami "massively" outbid for Jackson. Meanwhile, EVEN IF you believe the nonsense from a month ago, Miami's NIL offer beat Florida's by about $150K. Smellls like...scared money...

5. Back to the "Citizen" situation for a moment. I've seen a million prior Gaytor posts where they big-talk about how a coach needs to LIE to recruits, to promise them the world to sign on the dotted line. As mentioned above, they also advocated ILLEGAL illicit payments to recruits. SUDDENLY they want to act like Billy Gaypier is the only faithful man in the whorehouse, the only truth-teller who be honest "for the sake of the kids". Wait, wait, the same Billy Gaypier whose depth chart is a G5 transfer and two 5-star busts? For THIS, honesty is the best policy? For THIS, Gaypier can't possibly offer a starting role (when the entirety of the Rashada pitch, outside of the obvious money, is "come be our starter and I'll svck your d!ck"?)...

All right, I kept it (reasonably) short, I just have to say I love the split personality Gaytors...lie, cheat, steal, whatever it takes to get recruits...but do it honestly and with honor, all those other rivals are just filthy disgusting criminals who shouldn't be allowed to steal our property...
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