Tears Gator Tears

Everyone thinks they’re close. But in reality they’re not.
UF and fsu sound a lot like we’ve sounded in the last 15 years.
While Bama and the rest were stockpiling talent we settled for up and coming coaches poor financial support and hyping up players that were “diamonds in the rough”. But we did not having a staff that knew how to cut and polish a precious stone.

However, not even golden or Diaz would take a receiver that runs a 100 almost 2 seconds slower than most D1 corners. I don’t even know any fcs schools that would either. I mean AB was at central Michigan and Kareem Hunt and Deonte Johnson were at Toledo.

Now unless slingblade has inside info that for some reason no other program has, then idk how TF you can expect this dude to scare anyone.

However, I’m the one that said Dunson and his 4.9 have no place at corner here at UM. But I think even Dunson can break 12 seconds.
 
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Just catching up in here.

For a while, I was certain the Nole tears thread was absolutely going to catch up to the Gator tears thread due to the sad state of affairs in sub .500 no bowl game Tallahassee. But maybe Napier will keep providing what we need for the Gator tears thread to maintain it's lead?

Either way, it'll be fun.
 
Just catching up in here.

For a while, I was certain the Nole tears thread was absolutely going to catch up to the Gator tears thread due to the sad state of affairs in sub .500 no bowl game Tallahassee. But maybe Napier will keep providing what we need for the Gator tears thread to maintain it's lead?

Either way, it'll be fun.

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You are essentially a highly paid restaurant manager.


Exactly. But Que was going around bragging about "owning" multiple Chick Fil-A restaurants, in spite of Chick Fil-A's policies of (a) corporate ownership, individual operatorship, and (b) you can only operate one Chick Fil-A.

But now Que is mad at people who question him....
 
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The Gaytor fans are having a hard time adjusting to a G5 3-star-crootin' head coach. At least Urban went out and landed guys like Tebow, but Gaypier is just a stubborn fvck who blew off their best QB prospect over "doing his own evals" and "resubmitting videos".

And these dopey Gaytor fans will spin and project Gaypier into anything they want to try to justify his hiring and sleep better at night.

Get a verbal from a low 3-star WR who runs slower than most female track athletes? Yeah, Gaypier is a WR-whisperer, because...because...because...he did it for a few years at self-recruiting Alabama.

Shooting your shot with a blue-chip QB who is probably not going to pick UiF? Yeah, Gapier just needs ONE YEAR with a QB he didn't recruit who showed great promise last year under a different coach before he was injured to prove he's a QB-whisperer, because...because...because...he should get all the credit for everything that Richardson ever accomplishes in life because Gaypier coached him for 11 months.

I figured out how Gaypier can afford to pay his strength coach such an exorbitant salary...Billy can just coach a few more positions on offense. I mean, who cares if he got fired from being the OC and QB coach at Clemson, he more than made up for that with his 1 year at Colorado State and his 1 year at Arizona State, am I right?

But, hey, since Gaypier has coached TEs once in his life, he should also be the TE-whisperer. And I'm sure that Gaypier would be a great RB-whisperer, all he needs to do is showcase one of Mullet's recruits for a few months and he will convince the world that he is great at it. And you know what that Gaytor OL could use? A THIRD COACH. Gaypier can do anything he sets his mind to, no coaching job is too small or too large for him to master in a matter of months.
 
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