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Yet another difference between Mario Cristobal and Goofy Gaypier...

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TheOriginalCane said:
So who are the "overrated" players that Mario took, but that Gaypier "didn't want"?

Wesley Bissainthe?
Jaden Harris - "only" a 3-star, not sure if that makes him "overrated"
Nyjalik Kelly?
Jaleel Skinner?
Cyrus Moss?
Ahmad Moten?
Anez Cooper - also "only" a 3-star
Matthew McCoy - another "only" a 3-star
TreVonte Citizen?

So I guess maybe I don't understand this genius Gaytor argument...

Miami's recruiting class was higher-rated than Florida's, but really Florida's class was better than Miami's...WHY AGAIN?

I just listed the guys that Mario took. The rest of our class committed to Manny, but those players were also not "available" for Gaypier to "want" or "not want".

Miami's class is better because we took a couple of 3-stars? Yet that kind of "argument" wouldn't fit the "overrated" players that Mario took that Gaypier "didn't want".

So which of Mario's blue-chippers did Gaypier "not want"? Again with the "recruit who vomited on his Gaytor visit" nonsense? And even if all of that was true, that was the reason for rejecting a more talented player and taking a less talented player, because he overimbibed on a campus visit supervised by adults and other more-senior players?

I'll tell you this. Alabama coaches and Alabama fans don't waste their time trying to explain why they missed on certain blue-chippers, and then making implications that the guys they didn't sign are "overrated". Nope, Alabama goes out and signs OTHER blue-chippers while moving on in life.

Gaytor delusions...
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But you do though. You completely understand this argument because it's the same as all the others. Bottom line: if it looks bad for uf then it's either not true or it's so genius that we can't comprehend what's really going on. You have to admire the simplicity.
 
kryptonite said:
But you do though. You completely understand this argument because it's the same as all the others. Bottom line: if it looks bad for uf then it's either not true or it's so genius that we can't comprehend what's really going on. You have to admire the simplicity.
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It's all part of their master plan to dominate CFB, you'll see
 
Fake TEU: moving defensive linemen to tight end because you have no scholarship players at the position

REAL TEU: Your incumbent starter with over 1,000 career receiving yards gets hurt but you don’t bat an eye because the #2 and 3 TE have a chance to be even better players.
 
DTP said:
Fake TEU: moving defensive linemen to tight end because you have no scholarship players at the position

REAL TEU: Your incumbent starter with over 1,000 career receiving yards gets hurt but you don’t bat an eye because the #2 and 3 TE have a chance to be even better players.
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Truth.
 
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DTP said:
Fake TEU: moving defensive linemen to tight end because you have no scholarship players at the position

REAL TEU: Your incumbent starter with over 1,000 career receiving yards gets hurt but you don’t bat an eye because the #2 and 3 TE have a chance to be even better players.
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Plus capable guys in the 4 and 5 slots...
 
kryptonite said:
Woah there champ, slow your roll. Sure, the team earned bangers, but they don't just get mash for showing up. And gravy? F*cking gravy? This right here is why that team is so soft, you're just handing out all the fixins for free.
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These guys ate all their bangers and mash this week. Cleaned their plates.

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I have bad news everybody. It turns out that making fun of others and enjoying their misfortune isn't cool. I know, I'm as surprised as anyone, but here's the proof...

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DTP said:
Fake TEU: moving defensive linemen to tight end because you have no scholarship players at the position

REAL TEU: Your incumbent starter with over 1,000 career receiving yards gets hurt but you don’t bat an eye because the #2 and 3 TE have a chance to be even better players.
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This!
 
kryptonite said:
Woah there champ, slow your roll. Sure, the team earned bangers, but they don't just get mash for showing up. And gravy? F*cking gravy? This right here is why that team is so soft, you're just handing out all the fixins for free.
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Nobody getting any trophies for eating that stuff…
 
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