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Gaytor coaches:
HC Billy Gaypier - fired from OC job at Clemson in 2010.
OC/OL Rob Sale - fired from OL coach job at Georgia in 2015. Failed at the NY Giants in 2021 and jumped to Gaytors before he could be fired.
Co-DC/DL Sean Spencer - fired from DL coach job at UMass in 2008. Failed at the NY Giants in 2021 and jumped to Gaytors before he could be fired.
RB Jabbar Juluke - fired from RB coach job at LSU in 2017.
CB Corey Raymond - fired from CB coach job at LSU in 2021.
WR Keary Colbert - fired from WR coach job at USC in 2021.
ILB Jay Bateman - fired from HC job at Siena in 2003. Fired from Co-DC job at UNC in 2021.
Essentially, the Gaytors staff is made up of about 50% with guys who this is their first/biggest P5 job ever, or the guys listed above, who have been fired at least once in their careers. I'm not even saying it was all their fault, sometimes it was a failed HC which brought on the widescale firing of the assistant coaching staff. And, yes, I know Corey Raymond's firing/non-retention was particularly egregious.
But to pretend as if there is some sort of unique shame and/or blame associated with any UM assistant coach hiring is a joke. No matter how the Gaytor fans spin it, there is no magical power associated with hiring super-young coaches who have never been at a high-P5 level previously, and there is no curse that destroys a coach who has been fired once or twice.
Leave it to the Gaytor fans to put all sorts of conditions and limitations on their boasts and roasts. Yeah, it's got to be a firing in the past 5 years. Whatever. It doesn't matter how much acclaim Miami's coaching staff gets from the press, in the eyes of the Gaytor fans, there will always be some deficit to expose, some past failure to exploit. Miami coaches are too old, have been fired previously, or are not as well thought of as they once were.
Frankly, I don't care. I can't wait until 2024 when we can show those dirtbags what real coaches look like. That is, if half of our staff hasn't already succeeded in their first 2 years and moved on to bigger titles or the NFL.
HC Billy Gaypier - fired from OC job at Clemson in 2010.
OC/OL Rob Sale - fired from OL coach job at Georgia in 2015. Failed at the NY Giants in 2021 and jumped to Gaytors before he could be fired.
Co-DC/DL Sean Spencer - fired from DL coach job at UMass in 2008. Failed at the NY Giants in 2021 and jumped to Gaytors before he could be fired.
RB Jabbar Juluke - fired from RB coach job at LSU in 2017.
CB Corey Raymond - fired from CB coach job at LSU in 2021.
WR Keary Colbert - fired from WR coach job at USC in 2021.
ILB Jay Bateman - fired from HC job at Siena in 2003. Fired from Co-DC job at UNC in 2021.
Essentially, the Gaytors staff is made up of about 50% with guys who this is their first/biggest P5 job ever, or the guys listed above, who have been fired at least once in their careers. I'm not even saying it was all their fault, sometimes it was a failed HC which brought on the widescale firing of the assistant coaching staff. And, yes, I know Corey Raymond's firing/non-retention was particularly egregious.
But to pretend as if there is some sort of unique shame and/or blame associated with any UM assistant coach hiring is a joke. No matter how the Gaytor fans spin it, there is no magical power associated with hiring super-young coaches who have never been at a high-P5 level previously, and there is no curse that destroys a coach who has been fired once or twice.
Leave it to the Gaytor fans to put all sorts of conditions and limitations on their boasts and roasts. Yeah, it's got to be a firing in the past 5 years. Whatever. It doesn't matter how much acclaim Miami's coaching staff gets from the press, in the eyes of the Gaytor fans, there will always be some deficit to expose, some past failure to exploit. Miami coaches are too old, have been fired previously, or are not as well thought of as they once were.
Frankly, I don't care. I can't wait until 2024 when we can show those dirtbags what real coaches look like. That is, if half of our staff hasn't already succeeded in their first 2 years and moved on to bigger titles or the NFL.
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So wait a second...the gates co coordinator is the guy from the show psych!?!
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Billy Gaypier looks like that actor who played the junkie friend of Bubbles in The Wire...
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That driver’s definitely going to be touching a few players in their naughty places during the trip.
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Is that the same guy from the movie kids?
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Telly from Kids.
Seriously though, the first time I saw Billy, I thought he looked like a trailer park meth/pill junkie.
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OK, now the Gaytors are losing their **** minds over a thread started by our own @ajone228 over on 247 (I'm sure most of those idiot Gaytors haven't found our indie-board yet), and while I do not have 247 VIP, I'll post the original thread first (as I'm sure some of you have VIP). From reading the Gaytor responses, the thread must involve Mario and the coaches sending Corman McClain's mother several birthday cards. This will be fun...
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Soooo...first Northern Gaytor issues some sort of scathing and hilarious insult regarding us not knowing the difference between chess and checkers. Sadly, Northern Gaytor appears to have never watched The Wire...
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Those with the VIP access please post responses, I am THIRSTY for gayta tears today!!OK, now the Gaytors are losing their **** minds over a thread started by our own @ajone228 over on 247 (I'm sure most of those idiot Gaytors haven't found our indie-board yet), and while I do not have 247 VIP, I'll post the original thread first (as I'm sure some of you have VIP). From reading the Gaytor responses, the thread must involve Mario and the coaches sending Corman McClain's mother several birthday cards. This will be fun...
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Witness the absolute certainty that DelrayGata displays. We need to bookmark this thread for when McClain picks Miami. But we have to give a ton of credit to "lotsadeacs20" for his HILARIOUS pun-skills. I mean, who could come up with such a brilliant fake name such as "Bea Toff"? Someone give that guy a SiriusXM subscription so he can listen to Howard 100 to figure out some much better fake names, such as Willie Pfistergash and Hugh Jassole...
