forums

Tears Gator Tears

Advertisement
TheOriginalCane said:
Yep. And I don't get it.

If Mario is so "dirty", if his "character" is so low, THEN CITE THE SPECIFICS. What are all of these things he has done that are sooooo bad?

Was he giving out free mouse pads when he was at FIU? When he was at Alabama, was he falsely claiming too many championship seasons for the Crimson Tide? Did he arrange for recruits to get free Nike tattoos at Oregon?

I understand that the Gaytor fans don't LIKE Mario Cristobal. But to invent "boldfaced" lies, it's just going a bit too far. At least the McSharkfvcker story was plausible...
Click to expand...
They don't mention specifics because it's just something all right-thinking people know and understand. The guy coaches at Miami, he's dirty. It's like how water is wet and light is bright.
 
Coincidentally, the 4.5 hour radius is also how far the stench from Gainesville travels. You can’t pick it up in south Broward but as you approach the Palm Beach county line, the faint smell of swamp **** can start wafting in from the north.
 
TheOriginalCane said:
Holy cow. Thank you, @RVACane for keeping me in mind for this special occasion...

Where to start? How about an amuse bouche. It's BALD-FACED lie. Not "boldfaced". Without going into a lengthy discussion of the origin of the phrase, it refers to bearded men being trustworthy, and men who shave being untrustworthy. BALD-FACED LIE. Fuggin' Gaytors...

Next, I'm going to provide a tantalizing starter, to set the context for the meal. It is obvious that QueJay is a person prone to exaggeration. Why? Because he is comparable to Nevin Shapiro. Great liars/con men are known for embroidering a little bit of truth into their lies, so that people are prone to believe the lies because of the little specks of truth that can be verified or believed. But when certain skeptical people begin to pull at the false threads of the story, the liar/con man has to backpedal and cover the exposed areas with a deeper pile of bullsh!te.

So the guy claims that he owns multiple Chick Fil-As. And Chick Fil-A is a successful company, so this is going to give the guy credibility as to his general successful station in life. Oh, but then someone points out that Chick Fil-A is very big on only letting OPERATORS (this is their term for the owner of each store) own just one store, so QueJay counters with "oh, it's other family members, but it's MY money". And, technically, he may be accurate here, regardless of the fact that Chick Fil-A is WELL-KNOWN for vetting the HECK out of their Operators, not only on a financial level, but also on a values-ethics-religion-family life level as well. So, sure, maybe QueJay moved some funds around and deceived Chick Fil-A corporate as to the actual financial strength of some of his family members, and maybe Chick Fil-A looked the other way (I could go into a lengthy "suspicion" breakdown of why this may have happened as QueJay described it, which would be different from the experience of the other Gaytor porster, but I don't want to get sidetracked, let's just say that Chick Fil-A has a long history of serving white-meat chicken). But the important takeaway is that QueJay essentially bragged that the other two Chick Fil-As were "his" because he provided the money. Which, of course, is not how I believe Chick Fil-A corporate sees things, but it is just an indication of how fast-and-loose certain people like to be when they think they have all the information and are running the show.

Now, let's move on to the next course. I haven't read all of QueJay's posts, I have relied on some of my CIS brethren to cut-paste. I apologize for not asking more questions on the "brother" comment, which I heard for the first time last night. But I ABSOLUTELY knew that QueJay was a Que-Dog. An Omega Psi Phi. I'm not going to go into great detail here or get too sidetracked, but Omegas are known (or were known, it's been a while since I was an undergrad) for branding the Omega letter on their bodies, often their biceps, so they are very forward about their fraternity affiliation. And, again, without going into detail, some of the historically black Greek letter organizations refer to their pledge class and year of initiation as well as their fraternity letters, so we can narrow down QueJay's age (and potential connection to a Gaytor staffer) by his screen name. Furthermore, a "line brother" is a guy that was in the fraternity at the same time. And, if I really wanted to press the issue, I could just take a Central Florida road trip of Chick Fil-As and try to crack the mystery of QueJay and his line brother on the Gaytor staff. But I'm not that kind of a guy, I would never doxx anyone, that kind of behavior is repulsive to me. I bring it up because it is amusing that a poster who was so offended by Gaytor posters questioning him and his character would be so loosey goosey about disclosing so much personal and professional information about himself.

And finally, the main course. This Chick Fil-A rocket scientist "QueJay" is essentially admitting to recruiting violations in the Perkins recruitment. No, I'm not talking about paying the kid, which (with some limitations) is allowed in the NIL wild wild west. No, I'm talking about setting up a JOB for the mother and HOUSING for the mother and kids. Now, unless Perkins' mom is a celebrity, I highly doubt that the job and housing are "NIL-related" for her and the kids. And last I checked, neither the Supreme Court nor the 50 state legislatures have authorized these kinds of extra benefits for family members. Not to mention, if any of this had been "accepted" by "mama and the kids", whether it would have ended up as declared income on an income tax return. But I digress. The NCAA may be nearly toothless to do anything about NIL, but they can still regulate extra benefits provided to "mama and the kids".

I'll be brief for this final bit, I've told the story before. Back in 2008-09, there was a very well-known 5-star recruit (don't ask me names in this thread, I'm not going to confirm, those who know the story know it, and those who don't can use PMs if they are so curious), and his brother was a long-time poster on another UM website (the one whose owner is a fur man). For years, the older brother had been friends with numerous posters (I even gave him an extra ticket to a UM-F$U game in Tally and hung out with him for the tailgate and game) and he had been telling us that his little brother was going to be a big recruit. Finally, things started to happen, and when he and his little brother flew to Miami for an unofficial, one of the posters met them at the airport and went to lunch with them. He then mentioned this on the boards, and the next thing we knew, certain SEC-SEC-SEC porsters reported this incident to the NCAA and this poster ended up spending a half-day in the UM compliance office getting grilled on the whole incident.

At this point, I wouldn't have a problem with posters forwarding all the screenshots of QueJay to the NCAA. Would be quite amusing, and far more problematic than a couple of random and anonymous Gaytor porsters "slandering" good ol' QueJay.
Click to expand...
Somebody on there asked him if the line brother is Bell or Brown. I assume Bell is Corey Bell but I thought he went to FIU or FAU. Anyway I can’t believe the guy gave this amount of detail out especially his link to staff there. He can get that guy canned if it’s true. Someone on that board was talking about housing and a job at Shane’s for the mother.

Anyhow, he said Billy never talked to Perkins and that all calls were with the mother. One of our posters who told me that he was going to LSU, actually knows him. I’ll ask if Perkins’ mom is the one who spoke with Napier all the time or if Perkins talked to him too.
 
 
RVACane said:
Somebody on there asked him if the line brother is Bell or Brown. I assume Bell is Corey Bell but I thought he went to FIU or FAU. Anyway I can’t believe the guy gave this amount of detail out especially his link to staff there. He can get that guy canned if it’s true. Someone on that board was talking about housing and a job at Shane’s for the mother.

Anyhow, he said Billy never talked to Perkins and that all calls were with the mother. One of our posters who told me that he was going to LSU, actually knows him. I’ll ask if Perkins’ mom is the one who spoke with Napier all the time or if Perkins talked to him too.
Click to expand...


Absolutely. Per his log-in name, he would be a 1988 initiate of Omega Psi Phi. Corey Bell was born in 1972 and went to school at South Carolina, so the dates are plausible, QueJay would be a couple of years older than Corey Bell. Vernell Brown seems way too young to fit the bill.

As for the Perkins information, it's just hilarious. Yes, that info about "only talking to the mom"...somehow...doesn't QUITE seem like an NIL deal was being negotiated...fun stuff...
 
Advertisement
Cryptical Envelopment said:
And the 2-stars? What about all the 2-stars??
Click to expand...
There aren't really any 2 stars, you must be looking in the wrong place. You can't trust that site, whatever it is. See, those guys are really 3* on the sites that are honest. Unfortunately, when they are, some of the 4 stars are sometimes 3*. The thing is, you can only trust a given site for certain recruits. If you really want to get to the truth you have to pick the 3* guys who used to be 2* and go to another site to grab the 4* who were previously 3*. It's the only way thing that makes sense. When you do it this way, the correct way, you find that uf's ranking isn't 33 or even 19, it's really 17!

Trust me, I'm a Mathologist.
 
Since I’ve been on the thread ( pretty much from the beginning) I’ve had two mantras I have stood by since day one and after reading through all the latest screen shots and posts of the last several pages I am more sure than ever that those same two mantras hold as true today as they did some 2000+ pages ago when I first started in this thread.A lot of you know what they are but for all of you that are new,have forgotten or just need a reminder here they are…

There is NO ONE more delusional than a delusional Gaytor fan……and

UFAG SUCKS !!! ALWAYS HAS ALWAYS WILL !!!
 
So I just had a look at the first page of this thread for the first time in a long time and saw a bunch of the people posting now were there on page one. Well done all. With apologies to @Hstokes1447, the following was so good I wanted to repost.


Screen Shot 2022-02-04 at 8.11.08 PM.webp
 
Advertisement
RVACane said:
So for starters, let’s talk about Tyron Hopper. Dude’s a good player. He requested to go in the portal and they put him in immediately by accident without waiting the 48 hours they’re permitted to try to talk him out of it so they pulled him out. Now he’s back in it as he wants out.

So they know it’s a loss but they think they have Perkins coming and a lawyer on the gaytor slush fund committee said they aren’t being outbid by aTm right now for the NIL. Now Perkins de-commits and they are in the driver’s seat they figure unless it’s a JSU thing again and I’m rooting for JSU but figuring he’s a gaytor… Until…

Y’all know him, I know him - we all love him - @SouthParkCane says in a thread here - watch out for LSU… they won’t be outbid.

How glorious. Imagine Hopper goes and Perk goes to LSU? Evers is gone and they replaced him with Max Browne??? They just added a low 3 star TE who’s the next Gronk???

I said in one of those screenshots that they manufactured an elite recruiting and X’s and O’s Coaching staff in their heads. Napier isn’t close to Mario as a recruiter and he isn’t close to the OC play caller that Mullet is. Corey Raymond is their only saving Grace. They’re laughing at our staff with guys from Oregon??? They’re laughing that we had an Elite day without a full staff

They have a full staff… look at their recruiting results right now.
Click to expand...
I’ll bump this @SouthParkCane Perkins to LSU.
 
 
Back
Top