Tears Gator Tears

[TheOriginalCane]

when I die, I'd love for it to be a death by drowning in gaytor tears
If I ever meet any of yall, drinks on me

As long as you bring that cake.

In fact, from here on out, any time I do a watch party, I'm going to order that cake from Publix.

 

[Mikep]

They ain't ******

They are definitely ******. their sisters.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Good lord, the "Miami recruiting class surging past Gaytors" has now surged to 53 pages.

It might surge past Gaytor Tears in size in a few days.

Nah...

 

[Canes2082]

With that loss in this year’s class and if Sapp bails - they won’t want to “watch the finish”.

So does this mean they can only take 1 more recruit and their class is full??

 

[CANEMC]

 

[TheOriginalCane]

So does this mean they can only take 1 more recruit and their class is full??

Whatever the class size was going to be (Goldkunt said 26, Gaytor dreamers say 28, Gaytor Logicz says 58) you can reduce that number by 1. AND they need a bunch of attrition.

Eventually, the mysteries of the universe will be solved and the Gaytors will run complicated regression analysis in order to determine the best recruiting class to put each kid so that they can maximize their scores.

 

[Cryptical Envelopment]

Whatever the class size was going to be (Goldkunt said 26, Gaytor dreamers say 28, Gaytor Logicz says 58) you can reduce that number by 1. AND they need a bunch of attrition.

Eventually, the mysteries of the universe will be solved and the Gaytors will run complicated regression analysis in order to determine the best recruiting class to put each kid so that they can maximize their scores.

I would love for someone who has a really good grasp on the counter rules and scholarship game to take a bit of a dive into their roster and project how many scholarship players they might have for the 2022 season. I feel like they could end up down 10 pretty easily when you factor in the transfers out, the DNQs, the booted kids, the visa kid, a few to declare early, a couple of more arrests, etc etc.

 

[Canestomp]

We're in their head so bad, one of the Gator interns deleted our team from the ACC roster on ESPN.

College Football Teams - ESPN

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www.espn.com

So mad.

 

[JD08]

We're in their head so bad, one of the Gator interns deleted our team from the ACC roster on ESPN.

College Football Teams - ESPN

ESPN presents the full 2025 conferences College Football season team lineup. Includes rosters, schedules, stats and ticket information for all NCAA teams.

www.espn.com

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So mad.
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Maybe they were doing SI a solid and gave us the death penalty.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I would love for someone who has a really god grasp on the counter rules and scholarship game to take a bit of a dive into their roster and project how many scholarship players they might have for the 2022 season. I feel like they could end up down 10 pretty easily when you factor in the transfers out, the DNQs, the booted kids, the visa kid, a few to declare early, a couple of more arrests, etc etc.

Look back in this thread. Three times, I have linked a Gaytor scholarship numbers article from Goldkunt from about 2-3 weeks ago.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Updating Florida's scholarship numbers after a busy week

With a transfer, a commitment and a decommitment this week, Swamp247 updates Florida's scholarship chart.

247sports.com

 

[theribdoctor]

We're in their head so bad, one of the Gator interns deleted our team from the ACC roster on ESPN.

College Football Teams - ESPN

ESPN presents the full 2025 conferences College Football season team lineup. Includes rosters, schedules, stats and ticket information for all NCAA teams.

www.espn.com

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So mad.
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seriously it's missing, just looked.

 

[canes1239]

We're in their head so bad, one of the Gator interns deleted our team from the ACC roster on ESPN.

College Football Teams - ESPN

ESPN presents the full 2025 conferences College Football season team lineup. Includes rosters, schedules, stats and ticket information for all NCAA teams.

www.espn.com

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So mad.
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Who even uses eSECpn anymore anyways?

 

[Grandpa794]

Even the commits gave up on LT and Marshall

 

[Poptimus]

Even the commits gave up on LT and MarshallView attachment 125655View attachment 125656

Kamar Wilcoxson, Chief Borders, Trevonte Rucker, and Justus Boone sound like made up names.

Has anyone confirmed these are real recruits?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Kamar Wilcoxson, Chief Borders, Trevonte Rucker, and Justus Boone sound like made up names.

Has anyone confirmed these are real recruits?

This guy will be the next Gaytors commit:

 

[SoFlaSmitty]

Even the commits gave up on LT and MarshallView attachment 125655View attachment 125656

I really want to take Collier just to **** them off, he deserves it on his own merit but that would just make it even better

 

[PIPO]

Even the commits gave up on LT and MarshallView attachment 125655View attachment 125656

 

[SoFlaSmitty]

Kamar Wilcoxson, Chief Borders, Trevonte Rucker, and Justus Boone sound like made up names.

Has anyone confirmed these are real recruits?

I used to smoke pot with John Hopkins. It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering, and they would blaze that **** every day

 

[Poptimus]

This guy will be the next Gaytors commit:

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I wouldn’t put it past them if they thought it’d bump their precious 247 ranking. That and the fact they seem to be getting snubbed by every half-decent legitimate recruit.