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So, let me get this straight. The gators have a tight end (in name only) who's going to sweep the entire college football awards banquet despite just being a big wideout who never blocks. Meanwhile Miami signs a tightend who isn't known to be a blocker and he's just going to bomb. At the school who produces nothing but NFL tight ends year after year after year. Gotcha.
 
So, let me get this straight. The gators have a tight end (in name only) who's going to sweep the entire college football awards banquet despite just being a big wideout who never blocks. Meanwhile Miami signs a tightend who isn't known to be a blocker and he's just going to bomb. At the school who produces nothing but NFL tight ends year after year after year. Gotcha.


Nailed it. Gaytor tight ends should win awards given to wide receivers. Hurricane tight ends can't block and are worse than converted baseball players.

Gaytor Logicz.
 
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LOL the team has 4 wins on 2 separate occasions in the last 10 SEVEN years.

Going into last season, the schools had the same number of wins since the departure of Urban Meyer (62). The air of superiority is comical.


They won 4 games in 2013 and 4 games in 2017. THREE SEASONS AGO.

Gaytors still have players on their roster from a 4-win season.

But, yeah, they are soooo much better than Miami. How could a recruit POSSIBLY choose Miami over The Gaytor?
 
Every time I start reading Gator tears, I get a spam call from Gator Land - 😂😂

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