Tears Gator Tears

You read this thread a lot. Nice.

They’re gonna be in trouble at some point I’d think with all of the attrition. Plus, they’re not restocking the way they need to.
If I devoted half as much time to anything useful as a child - learning guitar, chemistry homework, my haftarah portion, etc. - as I do to gaytor tears as an adult, I’d probably be a professional at something useful... who still spends too much time reading gaytor tears.
 
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IT’S THE EXACT SAME SONG WITH NEW PLAYERS AND COACHES

THEYRE EVEN USING THE SAME ATTACKS

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I just fell in love with Inday all over again...
 
Quick question as I was scrolling way far back to re-read the beginning of the end for the gaytor (May)...was it simply Hova's tweet at Wilcoxson that set all this in motion?

Also, how is he re-committed to UF after all that hahaha kid is probably a mental ***** up.
 
Quick question as I was scrolling way far back to re-read the beginning of the end for the gaytor (May)...was it simply Hova's tweet at Wilcoxson that set all this in motion?

Also, how is he re-committed to UF after all that hahaha kid is probably a mental ***** up.
We’re trying to figure it out. He de committed and then it started at Palmetto.
And yeah, I think Wilcoxson isn’t the most reliable of recruits.
 
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risktaker30 nailed it, Mullet does look like a monkey fücking a football. Bet the cuck hides in the closet fücking a football while other dudes run train on his wife....
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@RVACane don we have a list of all the kids that never made it to campus for Ufag or trf’d out quickly? Would make for a lot of fun up here in N Florida lol

Chris Steele transferred out half way through his first semester.
Issiah Walker transferred out half way through his first semester.
Jalon Jones was kicked off team/transferred out half way through his first semester.
Johnnie Brown (2020) didnt qualify and went to JUCO.

2019 Guys that didnt qualify and had to go JUCO:
Diwun Black
Deyavie Hammond
Wadrick Wilson (VISA issues)

Randy Russell (career ending injury)

Transfer Portal:
Dionte Marks (2019)
Malik Langham (2018)
John Huggins (2018)
Chris Bleich (2018)
Brian Edwards (2017)
Kadeem Telfort (2017)
Daquon Green (2017)

Courtesy of @TheOriginalCane

Arjei Henderson was another 2019 guy that left before he ever enrolled, he ended up at Jacksonville State. 4-star on Rivals.

And who can forget 2018's Justin Watkins, arrested twice in three months? 4-star on Rivals.

There's also 2018's Noah Banks, who retired from football (epilepsy), came back, and then retired a second time a month later. 4-star on Rivals.

How about 2017's Adarius Lemons, who quit the Gaytors AND was arrested for felony battery on his girlfriend. Do I have to say it? Rivals 4-star.

2017's Jake Allen (QB). ONLY A 3-STAR ON RIVALS.

In 2017, James Robinson had a suspension AND a heart condition, and was not medically cleared to return. 4-star on Rivals.

2017, Nicholas Smith, medical issue. ONLY A RIVALS 3-STAR.

Finally, how could anyone ever overlook Tight End GAAAWD Lucas Krull. He may not have had a huge impact on the Rivals ratings, though he was clearly one of the two best tight ends in Florida at the time, but he certainly burned an IC slot for the Gaytors.

2016 Honorable Mentions - Former Heisman Finalist Feleipe Franks (Rivals 4-star, transferred out), Antonneous Clayton (Rivals 5-star!!! bust, transferred out), Jordan Smith (Rivals 3-star, credit card fraud), McArthur "Don't Call Me Sonny" Burnett (Rivals 3-star, transferred out), and Dre Massey (Rivals 4-star, stole a $5K watch).
 
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Chris Steele transferred out half way through his first semester.
Issiah Walker transferred out half way through his first semester.
Jalon Jones was kicked off team/transferred out half way through his first semester.
Johnnie Brown (2020) didnt qualify and went to JUCO.

2019 Guys that didnt qualify and had to go JUCO:
Diwun Black
Deyavie Hammond
Wadrick Wilson (VISA issues)

Randy Russell (career ending injury)

Transfer Portal:
Dionte Marks (2019)
Malik Langham (2018)
John Huggins (2018)
Chris Bleich (2018)
Brian Edwards (2017)
Kadeem Telfort (2017)
Daquon Green (2017)
Manuel Leonard also failed to qualify I believe.
 
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Manuel Leonard also failed to qualify I believe.


Or Leonard Manuel. Potato, potahto.

Arjei Henderson was another 2019 guy that left before he ever enrolled, he ended up at Jacksonville State. 4-star on Rivals.

And who can forget 2018's Justin Watkins, arrested twice in three months? 4-star on Rivals.

There's also 2018's Noah Banks, who retired from football (epilepsy), came back, and then retired a second time a month later. 4-star on Rivals.

How about 2017's Adarius Lemons, who quit the Gaytors AND was arrested for felony battery on his girlfriend. Do I have to say it? Rivals 4-star.

2017's Jake Allen (QB). ONLY A 3-STAR ON RIVALS.

In 2017, James Robinson had a suspension AND a heart condition, and was not medically cleared to return. 4-star on Rivals.

2017, Nicholas Smith, medical issue. ONLY A RIVALS 3-STAR.

Finally, how could anyone ever overlook Tight End GAAAWD Lucas Krull. He may not have had a huge impact on the Rivals ratings, though he was clearly one of the two best tight ends in Florida at the time, but he certainly burned an IC slot for the Gaytors.

2016 Honorable Mentions - Former Heisman Finalist Feleipe Franks (Rivals 4-star, transferred out), Antonneous Clayton (Rivals 5-star!!! bust, transferred out), Jordan Smith (Rivals 3-star, credit card fraud), McArthur "Don't Call Me Sonny" Burnett (Rivals 3-star, transferred out), and Dre Massey (Rivals 4-star, stole a $5K watch).

Come on, TRick, update your list!
 
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When Wilcoxson went and committed to Tennessee, I think he tweeted out something like “Final Answer?” at him.
And it was weird AF. Wilcoxson started bashing the gaytors on Twitter and then he bolted from Tennessee and re-committed to the turds. Lol

A lot of stability over there.
 
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