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This is unbelievably hilarious, from Luke Stampini:

"12 hours ago
Yesterday was one of our most successful Friday Night Lights in terms of adding new subscribers. We more than doubled our new subscriber total from 2017 FNL. We just want to say thank you do those new members that decided to give us a chance.

We still have plenty of FNL content to come, and then UF's fall camp begins next week where even more content will roll out."



These Gaytor fans are desperate for any nugget of good news. Maybe that "new content" is going to be a dynamic recruiting class calculator tool that allows you to recalculate any Gaytor recruiting class from 1999 onward by either adding or subtracting known criminals from the class.


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This is unbelievably hilarious, from Luke Stampini:

"12 hours ago
Yesterday was one of our most successful Friday Night Lights in terms of adding new subscribers. We more than doubled our new subscriber total from 2017 FNL. We just want to say thank you do those new members that decided to give us a chance.

We still have plenty of FNL content to come, and then UF's fall camp begins next week where even more content will roll out."



These Gaytor fans are desperate for any nugget of good news. Maybe that "new content" is going to be a dynamic recruiting class calculator tool that allows you to recalculate any Gaytor recruiting class from 1999 onward by either adding or subtracting known criminals from the class.


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Puke living up to his name making Gaytor fans sick
 
This is unbelievably hilarious, from Luke Stampini:

"12 hours ago
Yesterday was one of our most successful Friday Night Lights in terms of adding new subscribers. We more than doubled our new subscriber total from 2017 FNL. We just want to say thank you do those new members that decided to give us a chance.

We still have plenty of FNL content to come, and then UF's fall camp begins next week where even more content will roll out."



These Gaytor fans are desperate for any nugget of good news. Maybe that "new content" is going to be a dynamic recruiting class calculator tool that allows you to recalculate any Gaytor recruiting class from 1999 onward by either adding or subtracting known criminals from the class.


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Ole Stampenis needs a spellchecker!
 
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This is so sad. “Big time recruit” ....

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This “big time recruit” is a low 3 star QB barely completing 50% of his passes, with as many interceptions as touchdown passes.

The best part is he’s from a high school in Gainesville. The turds are now calling low 3 stars from tiny high schools in their own little fūcking hellhole of a town “big time recruits”.

Can you smell the flop sweat? Can you sense the desperation?

Good gawd, their Friday night lights is an absolute disaster.
 
This is unbelievably hilarious, from Luke Stampini:

"12 hours ago
Yesterday was one of our most successful Friday Night Lights in terms of adding new subscribers. We more than doubled our new subscriber total from 2017 FNL. We just want to say thank you do those new members that decided to give us a chance.

We still have plenty of FNL content to come, and then UF's fall camp begins next week where even more content will roll out."



These Gaytor fans are desperate for any nugget of good news. Maybe that "new content" is going to be a dynamic recruiting class calculator tool that allows you to recalculate any Gaytor recruiting class from 1999 onward by either adding or subtracting known criminals from the class.


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This dude said ‘yesterday was one of our most successful FNLs...’ at this point, Gaytor fans are like ‘weeeeeeeeeeaaaaallly?? who committed???’ And then Luke hits em w... ‘oh; I meant in terms of me getting new subscribers, that is, ya ********!’

Luke is a cold dude.
 
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This dude said ‘yesterday was one of our most successful FNLs...’ at this point, Gaytor fans are like ‘weeeeeeeeeeaaaaallly?? who committed???’ And then Luke hits em w... ‘oh; I meant in terms of me getting new subscribers, that is, ya ********!’

Luke is a cold dude.

Dumb MFs probably thought you had to subscribe to see all of the 4 and 5 star recruits. They didn't realize they just didn't have any.
 
You can't even make this **** up. Mullet is killing himself on the recruiting trail. I can only imagine the gears turning in Mullets pea brain before he said this. "This young ***** boy would love to be compared to a thug. They all want to be thugs. I know I will tell him he will be the next Hernandez."
 
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