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Don’t think it’s Tebow but willing to take the over that it was Percy Harvin...
 
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kryptonite said:
I don't know man, Tebone is trying a little too hard to convince people that he's all godly and sht...probably just a cover for his inability to accept his gheyness. Then again, Percy's a pretty ghey name.
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Yea but Timmy has also dated some of the hottest chicks I’ve ever seen...i get that he would want to date good looking chicks but no *** man dates Olivia Culpo.
 
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Zbrod95 said:
Yea but Timmy has also dated some of the hottest chicks I’ve ever seen...
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Zbrod95 said:
Dawg! Ain’t nobody using Olivia Culpo as a cover lol
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Uhhh, Teabag is “saving” himself for marriage. What straight man can “save himself” into his 30’s with all that beautiful ***** readily available.

Sorry, friend.

Tebow’s not only dumber than a bag of rocks, he’s ghey ghey ghey. He’s 30 and still a virgin? Ok, right. Why isn’t he married yet? I’ll tell you why. He likes dyck.

If you really believe in your religion, and that you have to save yourself, you would’ve found somebody to marry by the time you’re 30. Your body and hormones dictate it. There is no way you can wait that long.

He’s a rump ranger.

A butt pirate.

A pole smoker.

Sausage jockey.

Pillow biter.

A ****pipe cosmonaut

Ghey ghey ghey

(not that there’s anything wrong with that - for the pc folks)
 
OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
Uhhh, Teabag is “saving” himself for marriage. What straight man can “save himself” into his 30’s with all that beautiful ***** readily available.

Sorry, friend.

Tebow’s not only dumber than a bag of rocks, he’s ghey ghey ghey. He’s 30 and still a virgin? Ok, right. Why isn’t he married yet? I’ll tell you why. He likes dyck.

If you really believe in your religion, and that you have to save yourself, you would’ve found somebody to marry by the time you’re 30. Your body and hormones dictate it. There is no way you can wait that long.

He’s a rump ranger.

A butt pirate.

A pole smoker.

Sausage jockey.

Pillow biter.

A ****pipe cosmonaut

Ghey ghey ghey

(not that there’s anything wrong with that - for the pc folks)
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That’s a lot of nicknames...again not saying it ain’t possible. You forgot Rainbow Warrior btw.
 
When I was in 5th grade my science report was on black holes. I was drawing one out of an encyclopedia. My dad and his friends walked in and he asked what I was doing. I responded that my report was on black holes that are the most powerful force in the universe. My dad says “well you got half of it right. Black holes are the most powerful force in the universe but they don’t look like that”.
Puzzy has taken down many a great men countries corporations etc.. But yet this mfer happens to be famous rich and good looking but has somehow managed to dodge more puzzy than actual in the closet dudes that bang chicks on purpose in order not to be outed!!!
 
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OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
Uhhh, Teabag is “saving” himself for marriage. What straight man can “save himself” into his 30’s with all that beautiful ***** readily available.

Sorry, friend.

Tebow’s not only dumber than a bag of rocks, he’s ghey ghey ghey. He’s 30 and still a virgin? Ok, right. Why isn’t he married yet? I’ll tell you why. He likes dyck.

If you really believe in your religion, and that you have to save yourself, you would’ve found somebody to marry by the time you’re 30. Your body and hormones dictate it. There is no way you can wait that long.

He’s a rump ranger.

A butt pirate.

A pole smoker.

Sausage jockey.

Pillow biter.

A ****pipe cosmonaut

Ghey ghey ghey

(not that there’s anything wrong with that - for the pc folks)
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You are 100% correct on this one. Their are a bunch of real religous guys that stay virgins until marriage, but unless they become priests they get married real young. None of them wait until after 30. Most are married before they hit 20. Also, none of them are Heisman winners with ***** literally being thrown at them. I bet most of those aforementioned virgins would be slaying tons of ***** if they where in his shoes instead of living in the middle of nowehere, where they may have 1 decent looking girl in the whole town.
 
OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
Uhhh, Teabag is “saving” himself for marriage. What straight man can “save himself” into his 30’s with all that beautiful ***** readily available.

Sorry, friend.

Tebow’s not only dumber than a bag of rocks, he’s ghey ghey ghey. He’s 30 and still a virgin? Ok, right. Why isn’t he married yet? I’ll tell you why. He likes dyck.

If you really believe in your religion, and that you have to save yourself, you would’ve found somebody to marry by the time you’re 30. Your body and hormones dictate it. There is no way you can wait that long.

He’s a rump ranger.

A butt pirate.

A pole smoker.

Sausage jockey.

Pillow biter.

A ****pipe cosmonaut

Ghey ghey ghey

(not that there’s anything wrong with that - for the pc folks)
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Half of a homeowner
 
Zbrod95 said:
They so salty!!! They’re already saying Corral is going to be the better “QB” but Emory is the better “system QB” LMAO! I thought Emory was the savior guys? I wonder if the 7 yard out route he over threw by 10 yards at the UA game changed their mind?
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You could go back about 500 pages on this thread, and find posts where we talked about Gaytor fans claiming they "didn't want" recruits who didn't sign with them. But it is nice to have the constant, ongoing validation that the Gaytor fans are as arrogant as you could imagine, and more.
 
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It should also be noted that Mullet plays around with the timeline quite a bit. He tries to give the impression that he went to Corral first, and that Corral was all about himself, and then he turned to Jones next, who was just a selfless saint.

Of course, the reality is that Mullet went to Jones first and got him on board, and then later went to Corral (who did not decommit when McEltooth was fired), who simply inquired as to whether he was still wanted in the class. We all know how that conversation went.

Typical rewriting of history by yet another scumbag Gaytor coach.
 
"How did you handle Matt Corral decommiting right after you arrived and how did that affect your recruitment of Emory Jones?" the student asked.

What an idiot Gaytor that kid is. The proper question was "How did you handle Emory Jones and his silent commit right after you arrived, and how did that affect your de-recruitment of Matt Corral?"
 
Jake Allen took the majority of the third reps at quarterback, with freshman Emory Jones going fourth today. Jones had previously been repping ahead of Allen.

Both of those two have been relatively erratic with accuracy, as was evident in a drill where quarterbacks throw at a netted square frame with a bullseye target in the middle.

On the four throws we saw Jones make in this drill, he missed the frame entirely three times and found the lower portion of the net on one. Allen sailed one, hit the bar of the frame once and found net on one.
 
TheOriginalCane said:
Jake Allen took the majority of the third reps at quarterback, with freshman Emory Jones going fourth today. Jones had previously been repping ahead of Allen.

Both of those two have been relatively erratic with accuracy, as was evident in a drill where quarterbacks throw at a netted square frame with a bullseye target in the middle.

On the four throws we saw Jones make in this drill, he missed the frame entirely three times and found the lower portion of the net on one. Allen sailed one, hit the bar of the frame once and found net on one.
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Telling y’all that kid isn’t good, played terrible competition in Georgia and his stats were not good at all.
 
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