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TheOriginalCane said:
Also, Hugh Jasshole and Lou Stoole. And Mike Oxsmall in Dallas. Don't forget Anita Rimjob and Eaton Twotts.

And we should include girlfriends Sofonda Cox and Eileen Yulick. And the guys in the poker group, including Willie Pfistergash.
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You guys forget about Richard “****” Hertz?
 
RVACane said:
You guys forget about Richard “****” Hertz?
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That's a good one.

The ones I listed are from a very particular radio prank. Howard Stern let a bunch of Wack-Packers have radio shows on Howard 101 on Sirius. One of those guys was this old dude named Riley Martin, who wrote a (self-published) book called "The Coming of Tan" about being visited by aliens.

Anyhow, Riley was regularly drunk during his radio show, so people would call in for "shout-outs"...and he would read them out in his oblivious drunkenness, sometimes stumbling with the pronunciation.

"Hugh Jas-ole...Hugh Ja-sole..."

RIP, Riley Martin...
 
RVACane said:
Texas A&M buys as much highly rated talent as just about anyone and they never turn the corner.
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People make fun of Miami never winning the ACC. Meanwhile, NOT A SINGLE TEAM THAT HAS JOINED THE SEC SINCE 1932 (including aTm) has won an SEC championship.

Although Tulane won three SEC championships...
 
TheOriginalCane said:
People make fun of Miami never winning the ACC. Meanwhile, NOT A SINGLE TEAM THAT HAS JOINED THE SEC SINCE 1932 (including aTm) has won an SEC championship.

Although Tulane won three SEC championships...
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Didn’t Florida join late and they won?
 
RVACane said:
Didn’t Florida join late and they won?
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Oh, no, Gators are OG-SEC...

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However, Florida was ONE year late to the Southern Conference:

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TheOriginalCane said:
Ispyin said:
Mike Hunt, Yor Anis, and Noe Kalue
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Also, Hugh Jasshole and Lou Stoole. And Mike Oxsmall in Dallas. Don't forget Anita Rimjob and Eaton Twotts.

And we should include girlfriends Sofonda Cox and Eileen Yulick. And the guys in the poker group, including Willie Pfistergash.
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Wasn’t Anita a D Phi E??
 
TheOriginalCane said:
That's a good one.

The ones I listed are from a very particular radio prank. Howard Stern let a bunch of Wack-Packers have radio shows on Howard 101 on Sirius. One of those guys was this old dude named Riley Martin, who wrote a (self-published) book called "The Coming of Tan" about being visited by aliens.

Anyhow, Riley was regularly drunk during his radio show, so people would call in for "shout-outs"...and he would read them out in his oblivious drunkenness, sometimes stumbling with the pronunciation.

"Hugh Jas-ole...Hugh Ja-sole..."

RIP, Riley Martin...
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I sent Riley money for a symbol "to be able to get on the mother ship" and that jerk never sent me one. Lol
 
aelmiami said:
9 is 247’s individual rankings. 6 is the composite. Which ESPN is doing the heavy lifting with their ranking of them.
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Exactly, as of last night Texas & Ohio State had past UF in the 247 Composite Rankings. UF would be ranked 9th in the 247 Composite if it wasn’t for ESPN’s newly released team rankings.

Coincidence?

Signed,

Peruche
 
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