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For Gator fan edujumication and anyone who has no clue about jersey color. Teams cannot wear the same colored jersey. The visiting team wears white unless the teams have made an agreement prior to the season.

Here's the NCAA rules on jersey colors.

Jersey Design, Color and Numerals
ARTICLE 5.b. Color.

1. Players of opposing teams shall wear jerseys of contrasting colors.
Players on the same team shall wear jerseys of the same color and
design.
2. The visiting team shall wear white jerseys; however, the home team
may wear white jerseys if the teams have agreed in writing before the
season.
3. If the home team wears colored jerseys, the visiting team may also wear
colored jerseys, if and only if the following two conditions have been
satisfied
a. The home team has agreed in writing prior to the game; and
b. The conference of the home team certifies that the jersey of the
visiting team is of a contrasting color.
4. If on the kickoff at the start of each half, the visiting team wears a
colored jersey in violation of the conditions


You're welcome Gator fans!!!
 
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Next we are going to hear the gator fans claim that the ACC referees cheated to help the Canes win. We know they are lying when we get to that point.

Bob Belcher Grasping At Straws GIF by Bob's Burgers


Next thing you know, the grounds crew will be the deciding factor. Or maybe the mosquitoes in Gainesville are just too much for the opposing team. And you can't overlook the jort to missing teeth ratio.
 
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Fkin genius!

I mean, assuming Cam is farsighted & thinks the fans 53ft away are literally on the field, this is actually a brilliant idea.

Another example of just how smart Gator fans are... Just when you think you've caught up to them, they show you they're always 10 steps ahead of the pack.
It is like they think it is a baseball game where a fielder can lose the white ball in a sea of white shirts and not a football game played in a football stadium where the fans are a good 15 to 20 feet above the field.
 
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That must be why Michigan State can't complete a forward pass. That green and white is like camouflage on the gridiron.
Yea Boise St wearing all blue on that blue field has to make them invisible so when the opposing QB throws a pass all of a sudden the ball must appear to somehow change course and head toward the other endzone…the QB has no clue what happens until he watches on Sportscenter that night….😜
 
OK, so we all know that Florida was bad last year. The went 5-7, which was worse than the prior year.

So, of course Florida went out and hit the Portal hard. Signed 16 guys. They had the #6 transfer recruiting class.

How's that working out? I mean, Florida must be taking a huge step forward with all that transfer talent, right?

1. Jason Zandamela - IOL - Southern Cal - 4-star transfer - 0.9700 rating - THIRD-STRING CENTER ON THE DEPTH CHART
2. Cormani McClain - CB - Colorado - 4-star transfer - 0.9400 rating - NOT EVEN IN THE THREE-DEEP
3. Joey Slackman - DL - UPenn - 4-star transfer - 0.9200 rating - LISTED AS "OR" STARTER WITH CALEB BANKS, COMING OFF INJURY, CALEB BANKS WILL BE THE STARTER
4. Jameer Grimsley - CB - Alabama - 4-star transfer - 0.9100 rating - THIRD-STRING CB ON THE DEPTH CHART
5. Grayson "Pup" Howard - LB - South Carolina - 4-star transfer - 0.9100 rating - LISTED AS "OR" STARTER WITH DEREK WINGO
6. Elijhah Badger - WR - Arizona St - 4-star transfer - 0.9000 rating - LISTED AS "OR" STARTER WITH KAHLEIL JACKSON, ARRIVED LATE IN SUMMER, HAS STRUGGLED TO MASTER PLAYBOOK, HAS CHRONIC BACK PROBLEMS
7. DJ Douglas - S - Tulane - 3-star transfer - 0.8900 rating - SECOND-STRING SAFETY ON THE DEPTH CHART
8. Asa Turner - S - Washington - 3-star transfer - 0.8900 rating - FIRST-STRING SAFETY, BUT HAS CHRONIC SHOULDER ISSUES, HIS SHOULDER HAS POPPED OUT THREE TIMES THIS SUMMER
9. Trikweze Bridges - CB - Oregon - 3-star transfer - 0.8900 rating - SECOND-STRING SAFETY ON THE DEPTH CHART
10. Devon Manuel - OT - Arkansas - 3-star transfer - 0.8800 rating - SECOND-STRING TACKLE ON THE DEPTH CHART
11. Chimere **** - WR - Wisconsin - 3-star transfer - 0.8800 rating - FIRST-STRING WIDE RECEIVER
12. Brandon Crenshaw-Dixon - OT - San Diego St - 3-star transfer - 0.8700 rating - SECOND-STRING TACKLE ON THE DEPTH CHART
13. Caleb Rillos - TE - Air Force - 3-star transfer - 0.8600 rating - NOT EVEN IN THE THREE-DEEP
14. George Gumbs Jr - Edge - N. Illinois - 3-star transfer - 0.8500 rating - LISTED AS "OR" STARTER WITH TJ SEARCY AND SEARCY WILL BE THE STARTER
15. Clay Millen - QB - Colorado St - 3-star transfer - 0.8300 rating - THIRD-STRING QB ON THE DEPTH CHART
16. Alfonzo Allen - S - Baylor - 0-star transfer - 0.0000 rating - NOT EVEN IN THE THREE-DEEP

To sum up:

3 guys not even in the 3-deep on the depth chart
3 third-stringers
4 second-stringers
4 "OR" starters, of which at least 2 will not start
2 first-stringers, of which one has serious injury issues

Yep. That's what the "#6 ranked transfer class" is bringing to the Gators.

So you'll forgive me if I don't project Florida as being much better than they were last year.
 
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