Tears Gator Tears

[LokiCane]

 

[SSCane]

3. Hey, Hal, how's the Portal strategy working out there for Slingblade Billy?


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Looked like a couple of losers to me.

 

[Cajuncane]

Looked like a couple of losers to me.

“ we’re in good hands”….yea for jerking each other off fantasying that your program is not headed to destruction….

 

[RVACane]

 

[Kjdcanefan]

It's one thing to get investigated for cheating and win back to back titles (USC). Its another thing (and pathetic) to get investigated for cheating after a losing season.

 

[RVACane]

It's one thing to get investigated for cheating and win back to back titles (USC). Its another thing (and pathetic) to get investigated for cheating after a losing season.

Is it 3 consecutive losing seasons???

 

[DoctorKrazey]

You're bringing the GIF "A" game today

No doubt. RVA killing it.

 

[Dwinstitles]

No doubt. RVA killing it.

When does he not?

 

[Kjdcanefan]

Is it 3 consecutive losing seasons???

Indeed, and about to be 4 straight although i'm sure the gators will use the "cloud of investigation" as an excuse now.

 

[SCarolina Ibis]

Is it 3 consecutive losing seasons???

I'm loving that they're staring down the barrel of their 4th losing season in a row.

Its still pretty crazy when you think about it. Their Sr class will graduate without playing in a single winning season. If something doesn't change, they're gonna fck around and match Nebraska's 7 straight.

 

[EB1177]

Naw he’s thinking about Cinnamon Buns…..

….or that infamous Mayo Mac ‘N Cheese

 

[CanefaninBuckeyeland]

I'm loving that they're staring down the barrel of their 4th losing season in a row.

Its still pretty crazy when you think about it. Their Sr class will graduate without playing in a single winning season. If something doesn't change, they're gonna fck around and match Nebraska's 7 straight.

 

[TRick72]

He JUST COMMITTED a month ago...

Never stop Gator-ing...

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That nutritionist is going to quit the moment Fatson walks into their office

 

[TRick72]

Lmao dude wasting 250 a month

Agreed with the portal it’s irrelevant who the previous coach brought in, just look at what happened to Bama, ATM and Washington’s rosters

 

[TRick72]

That money going into someone’s pocket and it ain’t for recruiting that’s facts

It ain’t for Billy’s hygiene either

 

[Ispyin]

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Is 25 a lot?

sincerely, Gator Collective Treasurer

 

[TRick72]

Botox and bad hair plugs ain't cheap! Can I sell you a muffler? I have a gently used catalytic converter in my trunk if you're interested.

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Even one of their wealthiest donors has a mullet, you can’t make this **** up. I bet he even has jailhouse quality Gator and Tebow tattoos

 

[TRick72]

I do agree with you that your situation is far worse on defense than on offense. Fair statement. And if you had lost McCray...

While I could understand the firing of Coach Chaos, I think that Corey Raymond was an unnecesary scapegoat.

As for the brain-dead decision to hire Private Leonard "Gomer Pyle" Lawrence to be your DC, well, that's on Slingblade Billy. And don't forget, y'all were pretty happy with Austin after the first 4 games. But, hey, this gem will last forever:

Dude has the same disease as Pinocchio except he keeps growing chins the more he talks

 

[Dwinstitles]

It ain’t for Billy’s hygiene either

They better hire a recruiter next go around or they in trouble. I think it’s going to be bad for them for a long time

 

[TheOriginalCane]

They better hire a recruiter next go around or they in trouble. I think it’s going to be bad for them for a long time

'Member when those Gator fans used to tell us how Slingblade was a recruiting guru?

Good times...