Tears Gator Tears

[wnycanesfan]

I think they want to have *** with him?

I guess in Pinellas County payback is done Deliverance style

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Here is the solution to all of The Gator's problems...

Find more 16 year olds who will commit to Florida...

 

[BALLHAWKU]

I love how the Holes and Gates think you can just run to the portal for everything. Look at the true blue bloods. They poach whay they want from the portal, but at least 70% of production is high school kids.

Portal cost lots of money , fsu or turds aren’t going to pony up

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Checks out...

(Amaree Williams)

 

[DripgodCane713]

This pic came to life

 

[DB4]

 

[WaterburyCane]

Did they seriously take him to a Texas Roadhouse?

Those shoes on Billy. Im ******* dead. My man’s reppin the Gainesville Payless.

 

[Cajuncane]

Why does Queen’s “ another one bites the dust” keep rolling around in my head as I read this thread lately….

 

[WaterburyCane]

Look at his shoes. I don’t even want to think about what those stains are.

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You know he’s got that ripe Eau de Vagrant aroma.

I shoulda known one of you goons would have beat me to this. I got 4 pages to catch up on tonight. I expect more gems.

 

[Dream School]

Apparently on the SEC Schedule reveal, they FT Eli Drinkwitz (Missouri HC) and he was at an in-home visit for a recruit. Laura Rutledge (UF grad) says "well, good luck with your visit. I hope you get whoever you're there for." And he says "given where you're from, I don't think you wanna say that" lmfaooo

Drinkwitz is great on the college football playoff reveal show he cut the interview off early saying he was getting a call from Connor Stallions to help scout Ohio State

 

[RVACane]

Have you BEEN to Hogtown? Not a lot of choices. I've dined at that Texas Whorehouse on Archer Road many times in my life (actually, it looks like they moved to a new location on the other side of I-75, so I'll have to check that one out)...

They’re in Dallas or wherever in Tejas that Lagway is from.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

They’re in Dallas or wherever in Tejas that Lagway is from.

Who are you, Val Valentino?

 

[RVACane]

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After how they’ve dragged Gaby… el oh el

 

[RVACane]

Who are you, Val Valentino?

Lol I saw it on 247.

 

[1murhurricane]

DJ, you need a coach. Not another pal.

Someone get @1murhurricane in here...


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Haha. I'm in here. Just been laying low until my guy Mondo let everyone else know what I knew...

 

[RVACane]

Guess there’s nothing but Lagway and crickets in ****sville this weekend.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

They’re in Dallas or wherever in Tejas that Lagway is from.

Well, you know what Billy's favorite order is at Texas Roadhouse, right?

 

[DoctorKrazey]

their SOS is ******* ridiculous next year



For anyone wondering, they play:

1. ⁠FSU
2. ⁠Miami
3. ⁠UCF
4. ⁠Samford (FCS)
5. ⁠Georgia
6. ⁠Texas
7. ⁠LSU
8. ⁠Tennessee
9. ⁠Ole Miss
10. ⁠TAMU
11. ⁠Kentucky
12. ⁠Miss State

Some Notes:

1. ⁠All 11 of their FBS games are against P5 teams
2. ⁠10 of those 11 P5 teams are currently bowling
3. ⁠4 of those 11 are currently NY6 bound, with one being a CFP participant
4. ⁠6 of those 11 are currently ranked in the top 25
5. ⁠The current combined record of those 11 teams is 96-39 (that’s an average record of around 9-4 with some rounding)

That’s insane. That would be a ridiculous schedule for a top 5 caliber program to navigate, much less the current dumpster fire that is the Gators.

 

[DoctorKrazey]

“Yo Billy we gotta get some visits lined up it’s less than a week until ESD”

Sunbelt Billy cashing that paycheck and giving zero F’s right now.

 

[mirvin88]

Won’t count, Mertz ran there on purpose. Offense gets the ball on the 35.

Plus fifteen yards for giving Mertz the business